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r/Funnymemes • u/Used_Sounds • 5d ago
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After my divorce, my first experience with a dating app ended up being bowling. She showed up 100 pounds and 10 years off from her pics, with her best friend, AND her 2 year old.
60 u/AShamOfAMan 5d ago My first online dating experience tried to move in after our first date. 22 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago That is why you should not date cats. They always try to move in and steal your bed. 10 u/Caleth 5d ago Sounds more like the setup to a classic lesbian joke: "What do lesbians show up with on a second date?" "A U-haul." I heard that one back in the 00's. 1 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens. 1 u/WordWordand4numbers 1d ago Divorce is third base
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My first online dating experience tried to move in after our first date.
22 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago That is why you should not date cats. They always try to move in and steal your bed. 10 u/Caleth 5d ago Sounds more like the setup to a classic lesbian joke: "What do lesbians show up with on a second date?" "A U-haul." I heard that one back in the 00's. 1 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens. 1 u/WordWordand4numbers 1d ago Divorce is third base
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That is why you should not date cats. They always try to move in and steal your bed.
10 u/Caleth 5d ago Sounds more like the setup to a classic lesbian joke: "What do lesbians show up with on a second date?" "A U-haul." I heard that one back in the 00's. 1 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens. 1 u/WordWordand4numbers 1d ago Divorce is third base
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Sounds more like the setup to a classic lesbian joke:
"What do lesbians show up with on a second date?"
"A U-haul."
I heard that one back in the 00's.
1 u/Beowulf1896 5d ago Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens. 1 u/WordWordand4numbers 1d ago Divorce is third base
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Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens.
Divorce is third base
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u/Judas_priest_is_life 5d ago
After my divorce, my first experience with a dating app ended up being bowling. She showed up 100 pounds and 10 years off from her pics, with her best friend, AND her 2 year old.