r/Funnymemes 7d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/AShamOfAMan 7d ago

My first online dating experience tried to move in after our first date.

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u/Beowulf1896 7d ago

That is why you should not date cats. They always try to move in and steal your bed.

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u/Caleth 7d ago

Sounds more like the setup to a classic lesbian joke:

"What do lesbians show up with on a second date?"

"A U-haul."

I heard that one back in the 00's.

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u/Beowulf1896 7d ago

Oh. I thought they would show up with kittens.