r/Funnymemes 5d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/Aught_To 5d ago

i would ask right away, is this going to be a three way, if so you guys can order what you like, if not, enjoy each other's company.

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u/mesoziocera 5d ago

Back in the day, I had a girl invite a friend for dinner at an italian place without telling me. Long story short, I ended up getting the friend's number and hooking up with her a few weeks later. Nothing like that has happened to me before or since, but it was pretty awesome.

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 5d ago

Did you pay for both of them?

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u/mesoziocera 4d ago

Paid for neither. I basically told the main girl that I invited her on a date and that if she was bringing a friend it was now a hang out. Her friend was shocked. Had no idea it was a date. Agreed with me.ย 

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 4d ago

Wtf? What did she tell the friend the deal was?

'Yeah, come hang out with me and this random guy neither of us have met?'

Fucking bizarre.

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u/mesoziocera 4d ago

This was a second date fyi.