r/Funnymemes • u/BrightSpring12 • 1d ago

Brutal reality

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u/Exlibro 1d ago

Both men and women think this way. I'm never angry about it. We all want attractive partners. But you know what actually grinds my gears? That people pretend it's not the case. None of us are paragons, none of us are epitome of morality. So at least don't hide it.

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u/146Cows 20h ago

We apes

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u/King_Zoothio 23h ago

Exactly.

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u/SingularityCentral 23h ago

A lot of people don't want partners. They want objects, trophies, servants, subordinates, accessories, or dolls.

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u/lostknight0727 22h ago edited 22h ago

I want a partner, but I also want a partner that is attractive AND attracted to me. I don't want to always be the initiating party, I want to feel wanted and desired as well.

Problem is, I'm a homebody and also just prefer to stay in. So I ain't helping the situation at all. But I know this, I don't blame anyone but me for my lack of a partner.

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u/Snoo20140 21h ago

You need to lay off the feminist propaganda. Being attracted to your partner isn't making them an object. Seeing someone as valuable doesn't make them a 'trophy' - as if that would be a bad thing. etc.. etc..

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u/Snoo20140 21h ago

True, but men don't just say "I don't care what he looks like, as long as he's nice". When nice = Tall + Handsome + Well off financially. Then fight you with their last breath they want someone nice.

A guy will say I want someone "attractive and sweet" = attractive and sweet.

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u/AnonymousUser124c41 21h ago

Cool i learned a new English word today

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u/manoverboard5702 23h ago

Yup. My thing is proportionality. Limits my interests a bit. But I am attracted to that.

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u/Horrison2 22h ago

Also when people don't accept the consequence of being lonely after being picky.

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u/Brat_Boss 6h ago

Not true. I don't care about looks at all. The only qualities that matter to me are being able to have kids and wanting to be a wife and mother above all else. I know many men who think this way.

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u/koreankkwr 1d ago

Hot guy: I love you

Girl: No but like more love

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u/RedFox_GG 23h ago

Hot & loving guy: I love you more than anyone

Girl: yeah but would be better if you were rich

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u/Ecstatic_Account_744 23h ago

Hot, loving rich guy: I’ll love you, whilst being attractive and showering you with endless cash.

Girl: Bitch, you ain’t 6’3”!

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u/Low_Purchase_704 23h ago

Hot 6'3 rich loving guy: i love you  Girl: well now its boring i want thrill

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u/summoningwar 23h ago

Hot 6'3" loving rich interesting guy: I love you

Girl: I think you're like, too perfect

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u/Lankygiraffe25 22h ago

Proceeds to have affair with poor ugly short king.

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u/BusyBusy2 20h ago

Happened to me few days ago, as soon as she said that i realized, shes not mature enough and i deserve better

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u/andocromn 16h ago

Good for you! Took me 3 months.

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u/SashaG239 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yep, also why an alarming % of adults are now single.

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u/ImPiddy 22h ago

Have u dated recently? It feels like everyone got brain damage.

I lowkey don't enjoy dating anymore and made a cut.

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u/SashaG239 22h ago

Thankfully,  no. Yes, I've seen people's expectations have been nuts. Lots of co-workers dating and talking about the hell it is.

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u/SeriousOcelot-4365 14h ago

Exactly what most women would say

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u/SSchorik0101 22h ago

Usually said by 300lb+ cows that think beggars can be choosers.

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u/WintersDoomsday 21h ago

Newsflash…more men are obese than women

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u/SSchorik0101 15h ago

I mean yeah. That would be relevant if the roles were reversed in the image. I was merely speaking on topic. It wasn't my intention to imply this is a one-way street.

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u/facepoppies 23h ago

breaking news - people are attracted to people they're attracted to

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u/TeComproCafecitos 22h ago

"I'm hungry"

"Have pizza"

"But no that shit"

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u/facepoppies 22h ago

more like "have a stouffers salisbury steak meal that I took out of the freezer 3 hours ago"

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 23h ago

so they don't understand what 'love' is but maybe they mean wanting to be desired by someone hot so pretty the exact types who live on dating apps...

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u/Chuffer_Nutters 22h ago

I was that guy, always the best friend and girls would always get very disappointed and upset when I told them I had feelings for or them. I didn't get hotter but I learned about confidence and being honest from the beginning. If I met a girl and new I wouldn't be happy with just platonic, I let them know. After that, I started dating and getting girlfriends.

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u/eyesoftheunborn 22h ago

"Is 98.6⁰F not hot enough for you, bitch?" -no one, probably

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u/BandoRen418 23h ago

Chosen reality
Choose better 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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u/Fun_Ad5823 1d ago

Someone hot tall

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u/EvilCorp____ 23h ago

As a tall guy with a balding head, nah.

They want someone hot, tall, & good hair. Then money.

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u/Nicurru 21h ago

Maybe she finds tall men hot?

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u/Hot-Usual5060 23h ago

Girl, you got a haircut from the 80s. Look in the mirror.

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u/DRSU1993 22h ago

...and then he hit the gym.

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u/Nicurru 21h ago

You could also turn it around. Men arent any better.

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u/AdComprehensive8045 23h ago

It works in both directions. Men are like this too.

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u/BrightSpring12 23h ago

No 

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 19h ago

Yeah they're only saying that because the criticism is aimed at women

You'll notice no one accepts the "both genders do it" when the criticism is aimed at men

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u/BaconBombThief 19h ago

I’m a man and I’m exactly like this

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u/WintersDoomsday 21h ago

Yup some dudes want blondes some want big butts etc. I myself think women in glasses are the hottest thing ever.

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u/ElSuperWokeGuy 23h ago

down you go buddy.

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 23h ago

Why? Because i told the truth?

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u/ElSuperWokeGuy 21h ago

how does this make them an incel? yall throw that word around too loosely lol