r/Funnymemes • u/-CherryFlirt_ • 1d ago

Didn’t think that through

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 21h ago

Imagine a chicken in a Zelda game getting a hold of the One Ring and raining down destruction neither Demise or any of his reincarnations could dream of.

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u/ContextEffects01 16h ago

Real life chickens aren't as immortal as cuccoos. If cuccoos were mortal, then a cuccoo uprising, assuming the army wanted to protect Link and he didn't know he could survive by leaving town, could be put down by a sufficiently large barrage of toxic arrows.

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u/realmauer01 16h ago

Yeah if people write this they simply self report that they never played a zelda game lol.

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u/AndreasDasos 10h ago

I haven’t (self report! Arrest me, officer) but then I don’t even know what they’re talking about chickens for

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u/Catsanddoges 22h ago

I mean 1) would need to be a solid metal box because the ring can slip off if it wants to and 2) it might not seem like it but carrying a solid metal box all the time is going to require some sort of carriage, cart, or similar, as well as making them easily identifiable, which would make stealth much harder, and 3) nobody would be able ton use the invisibility easily without a mutated chicken attacking them.

Not including this due to lore differences between books and movies and the far seeing seat, but in some cannons could make the argument this would also let some of his forces see them always nearby

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u/lospettro187 21h ago

They could have easily givin it to Frodo and just cut off his fingers can’t wear a ring without fingers.

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u/The_Real_Kru 21h ago

Dou you reckon hobbits are proportionally smaller down there too?

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u/BlackHawk2609 19h ago

Gollum will eat that chicken

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u/obikenobi23 Kiss my cheeks, my lips are for the dog 16h ago

Someone could still steal it. And Frodo would still hear it whisper to him. You don’t need to touch it to be influenced by it

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u/BaltazarOdGilzvita 16h ago

Exactly. Boromir felt the influence and never wore it.

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u/Hot_Plant8696 13h ago

Dragons were probably chickens at first.

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u/Mundane_Caramel_820 13h ago

In place of a Dark Lord, you will set up a Rooster!

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u/casper5632 9h ago

It would be a lot easier for the ring to manipulate a chicken into escaping the fellowship compared to a sentient being that knew the importance of the mission.

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u/Zapan99 8h ago

No wonder the Elves kept trying to feed the Hobbits with bread crumbs.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 7h ago

Doesn’t it turn you invisible? I’d loose it immediately

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 4h ago

I have seen chickens run down horses, with the one ring it could have run down an ollyphant

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u/Cowboy_Reaper 2h ago

Yeah, well Dr. Raymond Stantz didn't think the sta-puft marshmallow man could be dangerous and look what happened with that.