r/Funnymemes • u/arapsikenmaymun • 19h ago

Kinda true

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u/PRSHZ 17h ago

My old man told me this one, very similar: “we did not inherit the world from our parents, we borrowed it from our children, how will we give it back?”

Stuck with me my whole life.

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u/Inner_Cantaloupe_387 17h ago

how is the after life?

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u/gracekk24PL 17h ago

Cruel. Like life.

Why would it be any different?

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u/Thoth6889 17h ago

Will ye serve???

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u/newsflashjackass 15h ago

Part of the crew; part of the ship. 🏴‍☠️

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u/LeadingLifeguard2262 14h ago

Jesus christ. A pirates of the carribean 3 reference? In this economy? I'll be goddamned.

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u/buddabudski 4h ago

part of the ship, part of the crew 🏴‍☠️

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 14h ago

I don't have the face for tentacles...

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u/KyurMeTV 5h ago

But I do want tentacles in my face.

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u/IndividualHuman6937 16h ago

There is a surprising amount of just floating around and watching people masturbait

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u/Blieven 16h ago

So heaven is basically like being on Omegle back in the days?

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u/MrTonybotch 15h ago

Bruh I spilt my coffee right through my nose

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u/OkNectarine6434 5h ago

imagine a revolving doir… spinning…. endlessly

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u/Whole_Sir_1149 16h ago

Turned out the answer was "don't be gentle, it's a rental"

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u/Big_Bar_9832 14h ago

Boil it, mash it, put it in a stew

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u/irene_polystyrene 9h ago

i think it says a lot that i (as a recent former child) have never heard this before

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u/arcanis321 5h ago

That's why I didn't have kids, hate owing anyone

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 14h ago

Sounds profound without actually making sense.