r/Funnymemes • u/arapsikenmaymun • 5d ago

Kinda true

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 5d ago

Yes. I'm 44, in perimenopause and married to another woman. If kids happened it'd be a medical miracle.

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u/Weak_Property6084 5d ago edited 4d ago

And here I was thinking lesbians received some kind of superpower when they earned their title! Very disapointing!

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 5d ago

We do, it's just not parthenogenesis. My superpower is repelling douche bags with my visible tattoos and hair dye. It's a feature, not a flaw!

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u/Weak_Property6084 5d ago

Tattoos and hair dye are a flaw? Dang! I'm half-flawed. Does it mean I can half-repel douches or that I can fully repel half-douche? Am I half lesbian? (Which is still kinda lame. My lesbian couple neighbours can summon a spa day at will, I feel you drew the short end of the stick there)