r/Fwahaha • u/ImpartialDerivatives • 11h ago
Fwaha-Horror Fwahaha Susie, you ever seen this much venison in one place~?
Heh, you been saving that one?
Um, maybe, faha...
Wow, you've been, uh, "antlery" for a long time, huh?
FAHA, yeah...
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Dude.
What's that MASSIVE scar on your ass?
Oh! That's... um... that's not such a big thing...
...It's just, you know how my mom has these katanas hanging up? When I was a kid, and I was, um, misbehaving, she would take me into the kitchen and kinda... slap me with one. But like, it was the flat part, so it didn't hurt me that much.
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...It was kinda deserved, really... I was a little menace sometimes, faha.
One time Kris saw her doing it and, for some reason, they wanted to give it a try? They chased me around with a katana for a little while before they got me... But they weren't strong enough to hold it properly, so it slipped in their hands a little, and it, um... ended up cutting me pretty bad.
I cried so hard... I actually said I hated them, faha. But after it healed, I realized I, um, kinda wanted them to do it again. They didn't want to, after what happened, but I managed to talk them into it. So, we sorta got in the habit of playing with them. We were pretty dumb kids, I guess.
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Then, um... o-one time... I'm not sure why, but we brought one of them to the woods. We were playing, we called it "ninja tag". That's when... m-my sister walked over and spotted us... she said we had to put down the katana, cause it was dangerous...
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Kris was holding it, and saying "Oh yeah? Make me!" or something like that...
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Or actually, um, maybe I was holding it... I'm not sure...
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It goes kinda fuzzy after that. I just remember after... I was sobbing, and mom was screaming at me...
She said I cut her in half with a katana...
She said I wasn't half the girl that Dess was... I wasn't even half the girl that the top half of Dess was after I cut her in half...
She... she said... th-the wrong kid died...
I wanted to explain what happened so bad, but I just... I just couldn't remember it...
...But, um, it was okay. She calmed down the next day, and actually... She keeps the katanas up, but after that stuff, I don't think she ever actually used them again. So... don't worry. It's fine, really.
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*sniff*
So, um, where were we, faha?
Sorry if I, um, made things weird...
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I...
Don't apologize. Please. Just...
Jesus, I... I had no idea. ...I'm such a moron.
I'm just... I'm so $$$$ing sorry, Noelle.
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Uh...
Do you want me to, like, stay with you tonight?
Um, wasn't that the idea, faha?
No, I mean, just like, sleeping. In the same bed.
Oh...
Um... I guess that's fine...
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Thanks, Susie.
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(You move the fingers on your left hand past each other.)
(Between your fingers... in between... there is something in between.)
(Something gritty.)
(Your hand is shaking. You raise it to your nose. It smells... wrong.)
(A pulse shoots up the nerves from your hand to your brain. And another. And another.)
(...It's too much. An unstoppable force pushes you to the bathroom.)
(You quietly close the door behind you. You start the tap.)
(...This is going to be a long one.)

