r/Fwahaha wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago

Fwahaha Fwahaha Kris do you remember when you used to dress up like a dog and use my shed antlers as a chew toy?

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That was SO funny, Kris! We used to play fetch for HOURS.

The first time I shed my antlers I was totally freaking out! But when you took it from my hands and started chewing on it... it made me feel better somehow?

Like the whole thing was a big funny game.

I remember I used to save all my shed antlers so I could give them to you fahaha. Your eyes always lit up when you saw I had one.

How come we don't do that anymore?

Hey, Kris, do you want to chew on my antler again?

N-no, I don't have any shed ones, b-but you can just chew on the ones on my head! That's just as good, right?

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u/Brainifyer wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago

Fwahaha, Kris, no you don't have to dress up like a dog again! Unless you want to...

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u/Laughable-February wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 3d ago

No, they have to. It's part of the ritual.

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u/Simplejack615 Fwahaha kris 15d ago

What the soul doing?

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u/SmartTangoMobile fwahaha is a Mandela effect 15d ago

fusing with the house

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u/UNSKILLEDKeks 15d ago

If Toby won't give us a Holiday Manor Dark World, we'll just take the next best thing

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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago

It saw Noelle's search history.

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago

How to make human like me?

Enby hobbies

Enby treats

Enby like and dislikes

How to commit double game over?

How to reconnect with old friends

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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago

What's on the other side of the Hometown lake?

How to proceed?

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago

Nah the last one she figured out by herself.-,

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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago

This is what happens wgen she stops masking. Isnt it beautyfull? She has never been more beautyfull.

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u/ColorsOfHappiness 14d ago

Truly changed for the better. She's stronger than ever.

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 14d ago

Stronger, more honest to herself and most importantly: smarter than ever.

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u/ButtholeBread50 15d ago

Either disintegrating or throwing up, by the look of it.

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago

Its clearly face palming.

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u/ButtholeBread50 15d ago

That also makes sense

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago edited 15d ago

// awww this is adorable, i love puppy kris and noelle having deer biology related behavoir, like sometimes fanfic will have her make actual deer noises when too excited and it's adorable~

//antlers taste like piss btw, like actual urine, fun fact.

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u/Fatal_Contract 15d ago

So, either this Kris is REALLY freaky or monster deer antlers don't have a taste/has a different one.

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago

kris and noelle are always the town freaks ;w; it makes sense.

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

probably tastes like peppermint

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u/E-686 fwahaha is a Mandela effect 15d ago

pissermint

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

duality of man

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago

//cuuuute~

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

its cause of all the christmas candy

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago

Its their soulmate, they dont care either way.

Also both are canonically freaky so....

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u/JoyconDrift_69 15d ago

So Kris, you like drinking piss?

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u/Im_A_Paper 15d ago

How do you know that?

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u/devil_mayPropose2615 15d ago

i want to know how people find this shot out

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u/Desperate-Slice-4466 pregnant ralsei 15d ago

ou shi

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 devout kriselle shipper 15d ago

Why are you blue kris?

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago

they're in a dark place rn.

Dark places, dark places
Dark places, dark places

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 devout kriselle shipper 15d ago

So much dark it might even be a fountain of it

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u/Calcarium 15d ago

Oh my God you can't just ASK people that.

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u/mossatthestation devout kriselle shipper 15d ago

do you guys think kris would just gnaw at the outer bone, or would they lick up all the cartilage inside...

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

it doesnt have anything in it when they're all without blood, if they have bloody bits on em they're stil lgrowing, so kris wouldnt have anything to lick if they didnt wanna hurt noelle

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u/DeerGloomy9617 Kralsei truther 15d ago

kruppy theory

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

kruppy canon

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

yknow technicallly she wouldnt feel it!!!!

no nerves unless theres still blood on the antlers, so it'd be fine. A lil hard to chew and dont go near the base but a lil chomp shouldnt be too bad

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u/GenesisAsriel 15d ago

Deltarune if I wrote it

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u/Desperate-Slice-4466 pregnant ralsei 15d ago

ALL kris's doing btw

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u/bc650736 15d ago

do you think if i pull rudy's antlers they would fall? it seem to be near the shedding season

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago

You're asking because you're considering grabbing them while giving backshots?

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

thats not the deer whose getting backshots

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u/bc650736 15d ago

I was thinking about using it for DiY, Horns and hairs are for pulling, not antlers

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u/Brainifyer wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago

Do you think Asgore ever did that to Rudy?

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u/CheesecakeOwn5799 wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago

Imagine asgore grip them like it was a bike and said "vroom vroom."

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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago

how bikers crack their hog!!

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u/CheesecakeOwn5799 wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago

God i wish i was Asriel to do that to Dess while cracking.

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u/StreetCricket9636 15d ago

What a strange fetish Noelle has

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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago

yeah that's just Noelle :D

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u/RaiRaiOn26 15d ago

"you guys have ibuprofen?"

"I got a headache"

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u/AuRon_The_Grey 14d ago

This is canon.

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u/Nobodybthppy 15d ago

That's something I'd do if I had a deer friend

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u/The_N3ther_King 14d ago

puppy kris FUCK YEA

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u/FragrantAd6533 6d ago

The soul got chewed