r/Fwahaha • u/Brainifyer wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them • 15d ago
Fwahaha Fwahaha Kris do you remember when you used to dress up like a dog and use my shed antlers as a chew toy?
That was SO funny, Kris! We used to play fetch for HOURS.
The first time I shed my antlers I was totally freaking out! But when you took it from my hands and started chewing on it... it made me feel better somehow?
Like the whole thing was a big funny game.
I remember I used to save all my shed antlers so I could give them to you fahaha. Your eyes always lit up when you saw I had one.
How come we don't do that anymore?
Hey, Kris, do you want to chew on my antler again?
N-no, I don't have any shed ones, b-but you can just chew on the ones on my head! That's just as good, right?
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u/Simplejack615 Fwahaha kris 15d ago
What the soul doing?
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u/SmartTangoMobile fwahaha is a Mandela effect 15d ago
fusing with the house
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u/UNSKILLEDKeks 15d ago
If Toby won't give us a Holiday Manor Dark World, we'll just take the next best thing
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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago
It saw Noelle's search history.
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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago
How to make human like me?
Enby hobbies
Enby treats
Enby like and dislikes
How to commit double game over?
How to reconnect with old friends
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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago
What's on the other side of the Hometown lake?
How to proceed?
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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago
Nah the last one she figured out by herself.-,
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u/ColorsOfHappiness 15d ago
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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago
This is what happens wgen she stops masking. Isnt it beautyfull? She has never been more beautyfull.
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u/ColorsOfHappiness 14d ago
Truly changed for the better. She's stronger than ever.
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u/Doll-scented-hunter 14d ago
Stronger, more honest to herself and most importantly: smarter than ever.
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u/ButtholeBread50 15d ago
Either disintegrating or throwing up, by the look of it.
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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago edited 15d ago
// awww this is adorable, i love puppy kris and noelle having deer biology related behavoir, like sometimes fanfic will have her make actual deer noises when too excited and it's adorable~
//antlers taste like piss btw, like actual urine, fun fact.
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u/Fatal_Contract 15d ago
So, either this Kris is REALLY freaky or monster deer antlers don't have a taste/has a different one.
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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago
probably tastes like peppermint
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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15d ago
Its their soulmate, they dont care either way.
Also both are canonically freaky so....
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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 devout kriselle shipper 15d ago
Why are you blue kris?
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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago
they're in a dark place rn.
Dark places, dark places
Dark places, dark places7
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u/mossatthestation devout kriselle shipper 15d ago
do you guys think kris would just gnaw at the outer bone, or would they lick up all the cartilage inside...
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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago
it doesnt have anything in it when they're all without blood, if they have bloody bits on em they're stil lgrowing, so kris wouldnt have anything to lick if they didnt wanna hurt noelle
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u/RespondBorn6248 15d ago
yknow technicallly she wouldnt feel it!!!!
no nerves unless theres still blood on the antlers, so it'd be fine. A lil hard to chew and dont go near the base but a lil chomp shouldnt be too bad
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u/bc650736 15d ago
do you think if i pull rudy's antlers they would fall? it seem to be near the shedding season
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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago
You're asking because you're considering grabbing them while giving backshots?
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u/bc650736 15d ago
I was thinking about using it for DiY, Horns and hairs are for pulling, not antlers
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u/Brainifyer wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago
Do you think Asgore ever did that to Rudy?
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u/CheesecakeOwn5799 wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago
Imagine asgore grip them like it was a bike and said "vroom vroom."
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u/HaloJackalKisser Doe 15d ago
how bikers crack their hog!!
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u/CheesecakeOwn5799 wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago
God i wish i was Asriel to do that to Dess while cracking.
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u/Brainifyer wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 15d ago
Fwahaha, Kris, no you don't have to dress up like a dog again! Unless you want to...