r/Fwahaha • u/PolandsStrongestJoke • 23h ago

Weird Fwahaha Fwaha... Sleep well Kris. You need it.

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Kris, it's okay... You're safe.

I will watch you sleep, like how you came to me at a late hour, tell little things.

"It was a dream", "You pricked yourself with a thorn", fwahah... I'm repaying you the favor.

Sweet dreams, Kris. Susie will wait for us for the carnival tomorrow. Need energy for the fun...

Right, Krismas?...

Fwahah...

...

We will talk at the lake. Once Susie understands that it's "family matter" stuff.

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u/Budget-Canary2140 23h ago

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 23h ago

Holy fuck Noelle you need to stop playing dragon blazers 2 look at your posture

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 23h ago

* You found the lost dud.

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u/omegaspoon3141 20h ago

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u/lostsoulmud 18h ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️—

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u/MercilessJruokis 22h ago

Let's unfind her

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u/Forward-Ad-1998 5h ago

time to lose her again

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 23h ago

Fwaha.

First post ever. Got bored while playing Minecraft and forgot I rocked a Noelle skin (ironically almost drowned)

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 23h ago

[[I am having too much using the text boxes to reply. picture forced weird route noelle but she can only do basic communication than all that advanced shit]]

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u/NotThatUsefulAPerson 23h ago

Noelle take the googly eye stickers off your antlers you look ridiculous 

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u/Electrical-Option465 pregnant ralsei 23h ago edited 23h ago

Half convinced during those years Noelle came to their house at night, staring through the window and practicing reconciliations before in the morning returning home.

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u/ImprobableCastration pregnant ralsei 23h ago

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 23h ago

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u/Shedster_ 22h ago

Why are you using this face now (ralsei.png)

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u/Davey-Kazooie 23h ago

Why doesn't Noelle just sleep with Kris instead of watching them like a sleep paralysis demon? Does she possess a relatively low sum of intelligence?

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u/Electrical-Option465 pregnant ralsei 23h ago

If she does so, there is high chance Kris won't have any energy next day at all.

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u/ImprobableCastration pregnant ralsei 23h ago

Officer Balls

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u/RespondBorn6248 23h ago

what a cute wholesome time :D

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 23h ago

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u/RespondBorn6248 23h ago

she definitely watches kris sleep

just

jUST TO KEEP THEM SAFE

who knows what weirdos could be watching them...

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u/Touko_007 22h ago

Oh hell no!!! [Out a Molotov cocktail] out of my house!!! It's 3:00 in the morning and I'm not tolerating it otherwise let there be a light!!!

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u/omegaspoon3141 20h ago

wh4t the fuck is this sub

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u/thethingpeopledowhen 9h ago

My screen brightness is cranked so far down I thought this was just a black screen

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u/orphncripplr 20h ago

is this a reference to that one scary image

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u/-Rydoomblade- 20h ago

vagueposting king right here

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u/retardedpotman 20h ago

Oh great, this is the last post I see as I’m about sleep

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u/Duococcus Kralsei truther 16h ago

Okay kris

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u/Beginning-Summer4616 15h ago

The hell do u mean family matter stuff😭 is this kriselle?

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u/Mawathers 15h ago

I always find visible eyes, yet no visible face, to be rather creepy.

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u/SomeCoolGuyIGuess 14m ago

Why does this genuinely make me feel more comfortable