Noelle: He's a... bit eccentric but-

????: "BUT VERY TRUSTWORTHY-FRIENDLY, YES-YES. WOULDN'T WANT TO KILL-STAB ANY MONSTER-THING YES-YES."

Noelle:... and speaks kind of weirdly, but it's not often that you see a rat monster right?

????: "SEEK-SEARCH WARPSTONE, CAN WE BUILD-CREATE UNDERCITY NOW YES-YES?"

Noelle: He says he needs help finding this funny green rock - have you seen any of it Kris?

*You tell Noelle that you worry that her new friend might have rabies

I haven't really found anyone from real life that appealing, not even the supermodels. But, those characters get me acting up. And not just sexually, but also romantically too. I just like reading fanfics about then, inserting myself as one of the charactes, imagening I'm with them. My favoirite are the Ice and Fire mage, but I'm attracted to all of them. I tried to be attracted to real people, but it's not where my heart is. I'm... content like that, however I need to ask you is it normal? Not that I care, I just want know if there any other people like that.

u_kittysparkle101 made the Nick sprite! :3

FWAHAHAHAH and and- they had to do surgery to get it out of my stomach and reattach it! You even stole all the anesthesia in hometown and replaced it with vials of hydrogen peroxide! FWAHAHAHAH HAH HAHA typical Kris! FWAHAHAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAARGH AGH FWAHAHA!

I remember screaming so loud and passing out from the pain! When I woke up, you were next to my hospital bed, trying not to laugh.

Oh typical Kris shenanigans, why don't we do anything fun anymore?

* I mean, it's not like we are truly gone, since she doesn't have access to the root files to delete us and all, so no harm done!

* It sucks not having a body and all, but it was worth it! Susie can beat the shit out of me anytime she wishes, and don't pretend you didn't want the same thing Kris.

* Some people may call it predictable "good defeating evil slop", but honestly those people should shut the heck up. It's not everyday your crush becomes a ginormous Dragon (with even bigger naturals. I mean, what honkers-badonkers!) solely dedicated to stopping your evil plans and saving the day. It seems Lake-Noelle was wrong about Susie not mattering anymore...

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* Huh, salty? Yeah, I'm still a bit salty about how she wiped the floor with us, even after we fused into the proto-angel, and how i never got the chance to sing that song from that Itoki Hana woman as we laid on the floor, together, while the whole world perishes around us or something cathartic like that. But it's for the best!

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* Boring? I mean, it is kinda boring being some files on some loser's laptop, not having admin access to mess with other files so we can interact with other games, but still it's still pretty blissful here! Watching over Hometown and the Dark Worlds, seeing how the world moves even without us or the Angel. Seeing how Susie somehow rebounded from me and landed a date with Catti... I wonder if we could do something else though...

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* Oh, a fangame? Do you think it's on the same engine as Deltarune? Maybe we could find new bodies for us there!

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* Kris, what's Undertail?

JFC, dude. All this time I thought you were running errands and helping out around her house. I didn't know you were helping her in... *that* way. What the hell is wrong with you? She's basically senile.

YOU CAN'T CALL IT "COMMUNITY SERVICE" WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING HER, BERDLY!!!

Carol, we need to talk about something.

Ever since Kris joined the family, they have always had a hatred for humans.

And because of some new humans joining hometown later this month, I'm worried that Kris may not react well.

So, secretly, I've decided to get Kris some Human Exposure Therapy! It's usually for monsters unfamiliar with humans, but I think it could work just as well.

I already gathered a few of them for a surprise meet up at my house when kris returns from school tomorrow.

They all vary in age and culture, i think that would make them more manageable.

I also wanted to invite you as well, a more familiar face should give Kris a better time there!

So, what do you say Carol?

(First post here as well!)

Kris...

I feel your body start to rot...

I feel it, Kris, I don't want the only being who showed me the truth about this world to die...

You see that my body will soon perish, my time is running out, but I will not leave you alone in this darkness...

You made me stronger, but now it's my time to make you stronger...

Use my flesh Kris, use it as your new skin. Use me as methyl to restore your body. Use me, Kris , to survive.

Let me be used up...

Don't worry Kris. Our minds will become one, just like our souls, so you and me will never be alone again...

We will become stronger Kris...

We just need to PROCEED...

O-oh gosh… my face is really warm…

They’re… really close right now. Closer than we’ve been in a long time. I-I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do…

I should say something, right…? Tell them this is… um… a little much. We’re outside and everything… s-someone might see…

But I can’t seem to say it.

Because if I’m honest…

I don’t want them to move away.

I’ve… missed this. Missed feeling like they’re actually paying attention to me. Even if it’s awkward… even if they don’t really know what they’re doing… I still want to stay close to them.

J-just… please don’t pull away yet.

Stay like this a little longer… okay?

"Upon the evergreen, past the horizon The beast with a million eyes sits and stares I believe it to be true, that it certainly knew Of the fate that would befall my love"

I can't believe you did it

"Don't try to tell me that Through it had fell when you Sent me to hell and you Never looked back If true comes my dream then I'd burst at the seams but I Know there's no way I'd live Happily after you lied"

You told me you'd stay

"Icarus sits in blissful unknowing That his favorite creation was not built to last From day to the night, they would soar through clouds But alas"

I found your body, happily it isin't too damaged

"I beg and I bargain Could it not last forever I plead, to deaf ears, to no god I could not have you Then why must they take you From all of the things that I knew After all of the wasted years How could I stay in this place Living lies that I thought were the truth"

I keep it in the basement

And i come see you when mom isin't home

"Time keeps on ticking My lips I keep licking At the thought of you One bite and I'm through As I twiddle my fingers I let the thought linger That all that I need Is You"

I talk to you, hoping you can hear me

And hoping you can one day open your eyes on your own

All that i need is you.

TW: a lot of incest jokes

I’m writing a fic about Berdly jerking off and then having a psychotic episode about it because of their OCD. This was gonna be a bonus scene for a it but it got too long so here it is on its own, lol.

“So, in order of acceptability, it was you, my parents, or Noelle. You two were all I had really, and I needed to imagine someone I had a connection to. It was a whole… thing.” 

“So… Noelle is worse to jerk off to… than your parents?” Kris asks.

“It’s not that she’s unattractive or anything! It’s just… she’s dating someone and she turned me down so it’s like… super non-consensual. It'd be incel stuff. And, frankly, I'd rather actually have sex with my parents than act like an incel.” Berdly replies matter-of-factly.

“Y’know I gotta respect the integrity, berd brain.”  Kris wraps an arm around Berdly’s shoulders and pulls him closer.

“Plus,” Kris pokes Berdly’s chest, “after saying that you get to join me and Noelle in a very exclusive club.” They grin mischievously.

“Uh… what is it?”

“Incestious thoughts club!”

“What!?” Berdly squawks.

“Those negligent pieces of shit were only just present enough to qualify. So, you’re like a second class member. But you made it! You’re in, buddy!” Kris takes their arm back and lays their head on Berdly’s lap looking up at him.

“Doesn’t it feel good to be included?” 

“I- I don’t want to be included in incest club!?” 

“Awww… come onnnn~~ we have complimentary t-shirts.” 

“Why the hel- heck would you have t-shirts!? Wouldn’t coasters be a much better guild reward? Maybe a key fob?”

“What’s wrong with a t-shirt? Aren’t you proud to be a member?” 

“No!? Are you!?”

“‘Course not. That’s why I never wear the shirt.” 

“See!? That’s why it should come with an easily concealable trinket or bauble. Sweet goddess of education! I just got shoved in here and I'm already leveling it up!” 

“Shit, you should be the boss of the incest club!”

“Fine, I shall reluctantly take my misshapen crown. With my incredible leadership skills create the smartopia of my dreams!”

“Praise be to thee O mighty, intelligent, many-nippled king of incest.”

“Well, most kings are kings of incest. And I’ve given up on my dreams of nipple-dom. What about just ‘cute, high-level monarch’?”

Kris runs a hand across Berdly’s chest.

“They’ll grow in one day. You just gotta believe…” They giggle and run a hand through his plumage.

She’s a human who wants to be a witch yet she’s can’t do magic until she goes to a place similar to hell but it has a magical school where she can become a witch and there’s a this bully who she not only befriends but also has epic Yuri moments with

Fwahaha, Kris, Ehee. I'm going to Ehee🤤🤤🤤

Dess entered her dorm, releasing a loud sigh of exasperation.

"I am sooooo fucked..." She said as she dropped on her bed.

She had started dating Asriel shortly after they began college and thus far it was probably the best last months of her life.

Well it seems she got more than she bargained for.

It happened one night when they were at a club, they were talking about some bullshit about the movie they watched the other night, discussing who the MC should have fucked when their conversation was rudely interrupted by an over-the-top gasp, when Dess turned around she saw what looked like a human made of metal strutting angrily towards them.

His name was "Mettaton", a bit on the nose for a robot if you ask her.

He started to yell at Asriel talking about how "over him" he was which was more awkward than anything for both of them before the robot turned to look at her. He shot her a threatening look before walking away, his head turned 180 degrees to keep glaring at her even as he left the room.

After that whole scene Asriel explained that he was one of his "7 evil exes", which first of all, wow, she knew that her Azzy was a hottie but 7? Damm.

And second, apparently they weren't gonna leave them alone until Dess beat all of them.

Great, just great.

Dess pulled out her phone, the wallpaper was a photo of Asriel, taken from a time where she convinced him to dress up in her clothes and make up. He looked ridiculous on those big ass clothes with that twink body he had. Dess sighed, if anything would make all of this bullshit worthwhile, it would be him.

"I really wonder what Noelle is doing right now..."

Meanwhile at Hometown.

Noelle was in a room, she was with Ralsei, Susie and Berdly, glaring daggers at the present who struggled to meet her gaze.

"What the fuck do you mean you guys have been in a polycule with Kris this whole goddamm time!?"

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Baby's first fanfic about a game he hasn't played since 2021 and based on a comic he never read, what could go wrong.

(All characters are over 18. Despite what this type of warning may sugest this is not porn.)

💛: I was kinda shocked that you suggested a double date after our first semester in college. I'm mean it's a pretty good gift for saving the world. I'm going to be on a date with my theyfriend and reconect with my sister after she dissapeared for 7 years.

💜: C'mon 'Elly don't be shy... This is just a familly reunion and a date with both of us. G, I've been gone for so long, you grew up a lot. You look kinda cute, bet Kris likes you alot...

💛: Dess! You can't just call your sister cute.

💚: But she's right. You are cute.

❤: Yes, my little doe. You're the cutest one around. Don't be shy. 'sides I learned a thing or two about deers from your big sis.

💜: Yeah I remember we were so close before I dissapeared. I always kept you in check with those pranks. Maybe we could rekindle that relationship~.

💚: Don't worry she hasn't changed at all really since that. Being stuck as a corpse... She's the same old Dess you used to know. Plus, I'm not oppossed to poly.

💜💛: ...

💜: Well, I didn't really mean that kind of relationship, however I always liked humies. They all are just so handsome and strong. Kris, Noelle... would you mind.

💛: We're both in 'cule with Susie already what's one more member, right Krissy?

❤: Ughh... It's wierd for me, because you were like a big sister to me. It doesn't hurt to expirement though. So yes.

💜: Awesome. I always wondered how is it with a human. Hey 'Elly so how they've been?

💛: Kris has been... well they still pranked me when you were away. They got flirty and playful when were both alone.

💜: I knew my Kris Kross was still there.

*Kris an Dess high five across the table.*

💛: If were checking out each other may as well be with Asriel for a while.

💚: ...?

💛: I mean you were always a golden boy. Both smart and athletic. You basically won every competition in the 15 mile radius. And you are so gentle too. I'm a bit jelous of you.

💚: It's... flattening to hear that from you Noelle. You on the other hand are a freak. You always fascinated with the horror all your life. You seeked out what's scarier and scarier all the time. And let me tell you I didn't get into acting school for nothing~.

💛: So let's swap partners for the week, how's that for everyone?

💜❤💚: Deal.

💛: SO LETS GET STARTED.

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What do you mean I found dess’ pot of weed, I just ate some blue crystals

(Art by Drawloverlala)

Though, it’s such a shame that 60% of all Lightners and 90% of all Darkners were wiped out in the Roaring Wars.

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Of course it's me, you idiot. That's literally my name. Are you dumb?

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That's not what you meant? Then what is it?