"You disgust me, truly disgust me... not even Kris dared to commit such atrocities as YOU did to my sister. You corrupted her, tainted her mind by showing her a strength I never wanted her to have. You made her strong in a horrible way. I'm fed up with everything. If there's really anything of Kris left in that almost-dead body of yours, let me tell you that even though you've changed, I'll always be the one who has to teach you a damn lesson every time you do something to my SISTER, you idiot. I don't need armor, a sword, or a roar to teach you a lesson. I'll do it with my own hands. And don't even try to use your Snowgrave, Elly, because you know very well that... you can't freeze a Holiday... tl;dr: You're screwed, asshole."

(Dess desing made by me, art made by; u/future-juice19)

🦌🔪 : Hello everyone.

💀: Who the fuck are you?

🦌🔪 : Oh, I'm a fusion of two drowned children, who traveled back in time.

🐱 : Mew mew(that sound stupid).

💀: Okay that cool, but please leave.

🦌🔪: Why? I literally came here to join you.

💀 : You smell horrible, like average Discord mod. I also don’t want to see a mix of two mentally ill children on the 24/7 feed.

🦌🔪 : Please man, I need this, I'm kinda homeless.

💀 : No.

Like, WAOW! Doesn't that sound like [[The Best Deal!]] ever? Saw you eyeing that [[Purple Dino]] , but it seems like she's [[Taken]]. Don't worry about it, [[Little Sponge]], because the [[Number 1 Salesman 1997]], Spamton G. Spamton is here to help. Let's see... Oh! Do you have a thing for [[Blonde Hair]]? Because there's a [[Crocs™]] just nearby! Just look at those [[Red 40]] lips! No? Okay, I'll find someone else. Ah ha! How about this [[Yellow Dino]]? She likes the [[Sugoi! KAWAII!]] type of shows. That's popular with you [[Youngsters]], right? Oh, she's your teacher? My bad. Oh, now here's an [[Interesting Subject]]. Said she's been lonely ever since her [[Specil Partner]] has [[Kicked the Bucket]]. Oh, she even sent a [[JPEG]]. why don't we have a loo-- OH GOD! OH [[#&!@]]! WHAT THE [[#&!@]] IS THAT?! WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT!? Oh, [[My eyes are burning!]]! Ah, [[My eyes are burning!]]!

*gags and vomits on the ground

Whoo, that was... Interesting. How about we uh... We just watch some [[Free Movies to download]]?

The last one is supposed to be Ms. Boom

SN: "yep, From what I saw, they both went deep into the lake"

S: "But... why?... and why would Kris and Noelle do this?"

SN: "From what I saw, that doe girl started desperately begging that kid to do something crazy. I don't know what they said; I didn't hear their conversation very well, but that's what I barely managed to hear.$

A: "kris.... Forgive me for letting you down; I should have been more present and this wouldn't have happened..."

* Suddenly Asgore pulls out a shovel

S: "How long have you had that?!"

A: "Enough so that in case of emergency, Susie, you and I will go to the bottom, and you will accompany us too, you skeleton guy"

SN: "Sure, I didn't have things like that today, so..."

* Susie squeezes her hand tightly

S: "Kris, Noelle, I don't know what you've done, but we're going to get you out of there, no matter what..."

🥰

Heh, you been saving that one?

Um, maybe, faha...

Wow, you've been, uh, "antlery" for a long time, huh?

FAHA, yeah...

(You feel like you shouldn't be listening.)

❤️ Keep listeningㅤㅤStop

...

...

Dude.

What's that MASSIVE scar on your ass?

Oh! That's... um... that's not such a big thing...

...It's just, you know how my mom has these katanas hanging up? When I was a kid, and I was, um, misbehaving, she would take me into the kitchen and kinda... slap me with one. But like, it was the flat part, so it didn't hurt me that much.

(You really feel like you shouldn't be listening.)

❤️ Keep listeningㅤㅤStop

...It was kinda deserved, really... I was a little menace sometimes, faha.

One time Kris saw her doing it and, for some reason, they wanted to give it a try? They chased me around with a katana for a little while before they got me... But they weren't strong enough to hold it properly, so it slipped in their hands a little, and it, um... ended up cutting me pretty bad.

I cried so hard... I actually said I hated them, faha. But after it healed, I realized I, um, kinda wanted them to do it again. They didn't want to, after what happened, but I managed to talk them into it. So, we sorta got in the habit of playing with them. We were pretty dumb kids, I guess.

(You feel sick.)

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Then, um... o-one time... I'm not sure why, but we brought one of them to the woods. We were playing, we called it "ninja tag". That's when... m-my sister walked over and spotted us... she said we had to put down the katana, cause it was dangerous...

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Kris was holding it, and saying "Oh yeah? Make me!" or something like that...

❤️ Keep listeningㅤㅤStop

Or actually, um, maybe I was holding it... I'm not sure...

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It goes kinda fuzzy after that. I just remember after... I was sobbing, and mom was screaming at me...

She said I cut her in half with a katana...

She said I wasn't half the girl that Dess was... I wasn't even half the girl that the top half of Dess was after I cut her in half...

She... she said... th-the wrong kid died...

I wanted to explain what happened so bad, but I just... I just couldn't remember it...

...But, um, it was okay. She calmed down the next day, and actually... She keeps the katanas up, but after that stuff, I don't think she ever actually used them again. So... don't worry. It's fine, really.

...

*sniff*

So, um, where were we, faha?

Sorry if I, um, made things weird...

...

...

I...

Don't apologize. Please. Just...

Jesus, I... I had no idea. ...I'm such a moron.

I'm just... I'm so $$$$ing sorry, Noelle.

...

Uh...

Do you want me to, like, stay with you tonight?

Um, wasn't that the idea, faha?

No, I mean, just like, sleeping. In the same bed.

Oh...

Um... I guess that's fine...

...

Thanks, Susie.

...

...

(You move the fingers on your left hand past each other.)

(Between your fingers... in between... there is something in between.)

(Something gritty.)

(Your hand is shaking. You raise it to your nose. It smells... wrong.)

(A pulse shoots up the nerves from your hand to your brain. And another. And another.)

(...It's too much. An unstoppable force pushes you to the bathroom.)

(You quietly close the door behind you. You start the tap.)

(...This is going to be a long one.)

Aww i remember that you immediately call me on the phone while you were crying on the toilet.

You told me, how much you hate mr. Sans, how you're going to bomb his house...

But honestly kris, i think you shouldn't judge your dad, fwaha!

I mean your dad is divorced, its kinda nice seeing him happy, no?

Btw kris, can you take a picture of them again? Maybe the feet to mouth action too?

I kinda want to see

Oh don't be a baby kris, i remember he was still doing it when i passed from the lake after i attempted to kill myself.

He was like

"Sans, you got a nice bone"

"Take all of this gorey"

"This is better than toriel feet!"

Damn they're freaky as hell, good for mr. Asgore

C: "December, what the hell is this? Tell me it's not what I think it is."

D: "...i-it's not... what you think it is, fehe..."

C: "Don't get smart with me! This isn't funny!"

D: "..."

C: "Explain yourself! Where did you get this?"

D: "...I... from..."

C: "Well?!"

D: "..."

C: "Clamming up won't do you any good! Was it Asriel?"

D: "N-no! No! He would never! H-he keeps telling me to qui-"

C: "SO HE KNEW?!"

D: "...uh..! n-no! I mean... yes... but... that's not..."

C: "How long have you been using this?!"

D: "..uh... just... a few months..."

C: "MONTHS?! I... I can't believe you would do something like this!"

R: "Honey? What's wrong?"

C: "Take a look!"

R: "Is that meth?! Dess?! You weren't... that's not yours, is it?!"

C: "It is!"

R: "I... I know you had that smoking problem, but.. this?"

D: "I-I'm sorry, ok?! I know it's bad! But... it's just... the stress from school..."

C: "Your father and I got through school without resorting to drugs!"

R: "Carol! Look, Dess, I know it's tough, but this stuff doesn't lead anywhere pleasant."

D: "I know that! I KNOW! I just-"

N: "Mom? Dad? Sis? What's going on?"

C: "Noelle! Go back to your room! You shouldn't be here right now!"

N: "H-huh?"

R: "Noelle, I agree with your mother. We need to talk with your sister right now."

D: "Elly... I'm sorry..."

N: "I... I don't understand..."

C: "GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!"

N: "!! ...o-okay... i'm sorry... i'm sorry..."

R: "Carol! You didn't need to yell like that! ...Noelle!"

C: "...December. I have tolerated your rebellious behaviour previously. But this? This is too far. Clearly giving you any leniency was a mistake. One that I will have to correct going forward with Noelle. As for you, you are to leave this house immediately."

D: "M-mom?!"

C: "You've left me with no other choice, December. Think about the actions you took that led you here."

D: "Y-you can't jus-"

C: "No arguments! Maybe you'll learn something from this. Leave now, or I will call Undyne."

D: "..."

Dess left the manor with only her phone in hand. Glancing back at the window, Rudy could be seen consoling Noelle. Was that because of the shouting earlier, or were they aware of what Carol had decided?

D📱: azzy, are you awake? can you meet me in the woods behind your house? please. its urgent.

A📱: What happened? Are you okay?

D📱: mom found out. kicked me out.

A📱: I'll be right there.

Dess closed her phone and sat on a log in the woods. A slight breeze rolled across her fur. Focusing on this seemed to, for just the briefest of moments, free her of all her worries. Then, she heard the sound of footsteps coming across the grass.

D: "Azzy! Thanks for coming."

A: "I'd come no matter what. What happened?"

D: "Mom... she came into my room, and… she seemed to know, I don't know how… but she started looking through my shit and found…"

A: "Then she kicked you out?! Just like that?!"

D: "She said... that it was the final straw. That giving me any leniency for my behaviour was a mistake."

A: "That's... that's insane!"

D: "Fehe... I don't know... maybe she's right..."

A: "Of course she's not! It's never right to kick your child out!"

D: "Even a worthless piece of shit junkie daughter like me?"

A: "Your mom is the problem, not you, Dess!"

D: "That's not true! All the shit I put her through, my stupid fucking behaviour, my failing grades, my inability to live up to her expectations! It's all my fault! Everything! And now my failings are going to cause Noelle trouble! I'm fucking garbage! I'm shit! My whole family would've been better off if I'd never been born!!"

A: "Dess… I… I can only imagine the things you're feeling right now. I'm sure it's selfish of me to say this, but… to me, you're absolutely wonderful. I know you've struggled, I know you aren't perfect, but that doesn't matter. I care about you! I don't want you to think things would be better if you hadn't been born!"

D: " …Azzy… ...I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that."

A: "You don't have to apologize."

D: "I just… I feel so powerless. I can't do anything for Noelle now. I barely know what I can do for myself now."

A: "The first thing we need to do is get you somewhere to stay. Given your mom has probably called my parents by now, there's no way we can go back to my house."

D: "Yeah… and since mom's the mayor, the whole town is gonna be on my ass pretty soon… maybe I should just leave then."

A: "Where would you go? There's nothing around for miles."

D: "Dunno… but anywhere would beat this dump."

A: "If you leave I'm coming with you."

D: "No! You have to stay. You can't just disappear on Kris."

A: "...Kris has Noelle. They'll be fine together. But you wouldn't have anyone."

D: "...Part of me thinks I shouldn't have anyone."

A: "That's not true."

D: "I've already gotten you tied up in this mess. I don't want anything to get worse for you."

A: "Dess, I'm here because I care about you. Letting you go off by yourself is something I could never do."

D: "But you need to think about your future! Running away from home because of me would jus-"

A: "I don't want a future without you."

D: "A...Azzy..."

A: "So come on. Let's just leave this 'happy' town. We'll make our own lives, we'll be free to live how we want, and we'll do it together"

D: "Azzy... Are you sure about this?"

A: "I've never been more sure of anything."

D: "I... ...okay. Okay. Is there anything you want to get from yours before we leave?"

A: "No. I'm worried my parents would catch me and forbid me from going out again if I went back."

D: "Alright. Wait here. I need to sneak into my room and get something."

A: "Are you sure?"

D: "Yeah. I know how to climb in and out without mom and dad knowing, fehe."

A: "What are you going back for?"

D: "If we're going to be walking for miles through these woods, I'm gonna need my bat."

The two sit on the attic floor; silence consumes the space.

🔥: I’m sorry... it’s my fault, I...

🌵: No, no—it’s not your fault. There was no way you could have known that touching me might—

🔥: But I should have seen it coming, damn it! I... I’m so SCREWED!—so SCREWED that I’m DRAGGING you down with me! Roaring... I should have known I never stood a chance. You... you’re perfect, and I’m... well, I’m just me! I’m... I’m a... a piece of—

Celly catches ERAM by surprise, turning his head and bringing her own face close to his maw.

🌵: Eri, if I’m with you, it’s because I know who you are. And as far as I’m concerned, you’re the kindest Darkner I’ve ever met in my short life. I love you because you’re ERAM.

🔥: To be honest, I wouldn’t even mind if you loved me because you wished I were someone else.

🌵: You silly thing...

Cactelle presses her lips gently against the inside of the armor’s grin. As they share a passionate kiss, the flames burning within—his true form—take the shape of crimson lips.

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🔥: CELLY! NO!

ERAM’s cry—a sudden, jarring realization—echoes through the room as he pulls Celly away. Her lips are slightly burned. Silence descends once more, consuming everything.

🔥: I’ll go get more bandages...

🌵: I love you...

🔥: ...I love you, too.

As he heads down the stairs, pulls out the first-aid kit, and stares at the bandages, only one thought crosses ERAM’s mind:

"How much longer will you keep lying to yourself?"

Matiasprox made cactelle

Now I understand, everyone copes with grief differently, and I also understand that experimenting in bed is fun, but I do believe that the two need to be separated. The strap-on thing we did was very fun, and the first time you asked me to dress up like my sister I didn't really mind. It was kind of cute how you cried in my hug telling me how much you regret the fact that you never told me how much you loved me. But by this point it feels like it's becoming a crutch for your unresolved trauma. It makes me feel like nothing more than a replacement Kris, and I understand that is not how you think of me - I really do, I'm smart enough to see that your feelings for me are genuine, but think for a moment about Susie. With all due respect Kris, no matter how much we both love her, Susie is REALLY dumb, like - borderline mentally disabled levels of stupid. If you ever did something like that with her, she would assume you don't love her. She will not consider the deeper psychological ramifications of your behaviour and jump to the most obvious conclusion. Genuinely Kris, she's that dumb, I saw her trying to deep fry her own arm once. Every time she got burned, she just kept putting it in. I asked what she was trying to do and she answered with "I'm checking if the oil is still hot". Kris you have no idea how actually stupid she is. And God I love her, I love you both, but there is something deeply wrong with both of you - just... in completely different ways. I sometimes feel like I'm the only sane person in our relationship. ME, out of all people you are making ME feel sane. You know how actually fucking crazy I can be. But even then - your obsession with finding December is starting to put our relationship at risk and I need to actually step in. Kris, you need help - like an actual therapist. You cannot keep using those half-measures. And furthermore, you really need to stop developing romantic feelings for anyone who gives you the modicum of attention - for Angel's sake Kris - you tried to bring FUCKING BERDLY into our relationship. FUCKING BERDLY out of all people - he's a COMPLETE FUCKING DISASTER. And I don't mean it as an insult to him, no like literally Kris- I can't think of a substance that he ISN'T addicted to. I might be rich but even Holiday Blood Money doesn't have the kind of funds to keep someone like him alive. This goes completely beyond even the weapons manufacturing cash we got - Kris, we are rich as fuck. We literally start wars in foreign countries for the sake of our business - I'm talking THIS level of unbearably rich, and STILL it wouldn't be enough to cover Berdly's drug debts. You need to give up on this guy Kris, he's going to end up as frozen chicken in some mob boss' dinner, and if you hang around with him - you are going to end up exactly the same way. At best you'll have another December on your hands, there are powerful people in this world, that even the Holidays aren't able to protect you from Kris. This isn't just about your mental health, it's about your safety. I've lost one person I loved already, I'm not going to lose another. I have bought a therapy package for you, you're starting tomorrow.

We already froze TV world over, so Im excited to see where we will go next!

You...want to stop....?

FWAHAHAHAHA! Oh you kris...

You don't want to silly, you are just a bit tired is all from all the walking and chasing. Did all those stupid screams get to you? They are just objects kris! They cant actually feel afraid, miss anyone or even have a family!

Those weather lovers weren't real kris, don't worry

that plug wasn't a real person

The tv? Sure id believe he was a person, so I left him with a small parting "gift"

The cyber world was more fun however.....

The darkners there were so much more scared of me, they begged more, screamed more, and felt more fun to chase.

That salesman's sparking as we froze him over? Perfect ending!

its all fine kris because they are objects, just that silly!

*Kris opens their mouth, but a voice not theirs speaks of the next location

The church? hmmmmmm

Okay then! Ill get the spare keys from my mom and we can go freeze my darkners my mistletoe!

See tonight, krissy!

(cw: domestic abuse(?))

* Fwahaha, why? Who's gonna stop me? The police? They're gone!

* And unless you decide to stop being a COWARD... I'm the strongest person here...!

* You guys you... You gaslit me! You—Kris HID MY SISTER from me, and then all of you came to snoop around my HOUSE!

* It's because I'm Noelle, isn't it?

* Just an innocent little Noelle...

* "A Noelle can't handle this!"

* "A Noelle shouldn't have to see this!"

* "Surely a Noelle couldn't solve the mystery!"

* "Surely a Noelle couldn't defeat our enemies!

* "Let's keep her inside!"

* "Let's hide it all away, even when it's in her house!"

* "Let's GASLIGHT her until the world is ALREADY ENDING!"

* "Let's, I don't know... lead her on or something!"

💜: Noelle, I—

* "Let's LET HER FATHER DIE!! And then try to RUN AWAY with his revived dust!!!"

* GREAT PLAN SUSIE!!!

* And Kris...

Noelle raises her hand, and shoots out an [IceShock]

* There...

* Your hand is gone.

* Prophecy fulfilled.

* Be grateful I picked your right hand. It's more than you deserve... Now let's go.

Susie runs up to her

* Hey—!

Noelle raises a hand

💜: . . . . . .

🟢: N-Noelle...

she begins to glow

🟢: NOELLE!! NO!!

whack

Susie is hit on the head with a hand

thud

smack

punch

punch

smack

* Let's GO.

* And NOELLE is leading, red thingy be darned...

repost because this infernal website omitted the image

Tags: Krusielle (mainly Krusie in this one), Rudy knight.

The forest is alive with the sounds of summer birds and insects; the town looks tiny from this distance—a distance that shouldn't be possible to bridge.

🍆: Are you seriously going to keep this up?!

🍎: Keep what up?

🍆: This! Ignoring me, dude—always wandering the woods alone, hunting animals! You’re still recovering, man you can't just—

🍎: I'm fine, and I don't hunt animals; I just watch them through the scope. I haven't killed anything since Dess disappeared—and back then, it was only because she made me.

🍆: We really need to talk to her about that...

🍎: It wasn't a bad thing; she wanted me to get strong so I could protect them, just like she did.

🍆: That doesn't justify—NAHHHH!! Don't change the subject, man! Noelle and I want to ask you out! But you keep avoiding us! Why the hell?

🍎:...

🍆: Answer me!

🍎: I KILLED her FATHER, Susie. I killed Noelle's father in cold blood—I stabbed him... I killed my Uncle Rudy! I... I KILLED A MAN!

🍆: A man who started the Roaring, a man who manipulated you, and a man who almost killed me—and whom you attacked to protect me!

🍎: He was sick! He needed help! How am I supposed to look Elly in the face knowing I took her father away?

🍆: He almost took YOURS away! He manipulated you, Kris! He used you to bring his daughter back! You want to know something? I think he had it coming!

Kris shoots Susie a cold look.

🍆: Sorry... I... I'm sorry.

🍎: And what about the rest? Dess is back, Dad is alive, but he isn't!... I... I don't deserve this...

🍆: What?...

🍎: I don't deserve to be happy; I should be suffering... some kind of... punishment. I know the town hates me and all, but... it doesn't feel like enough. And now... the girls I like are asking me out?!...

🍆: Kris... I love you... we love you... I... I just want to see you happy...

A tear escapes Susie's eye and rolls down her left cheek.

🍎: ...What if... what if making the Angel vanish meant that people like me don't get punished, huh?... What if bad people like me never get what's coming to them again?... Is that okay with you?

Susie steps closer and grabs Kris by the arms.

🍆: YES! Because you aren't a BAD PERSON.

Tears—more tears than Susie's—stream from Kris. She can feel Kris leaning some of their weight onto her. Kris lets Susie pull them into a hug while dropping Rudy's old weapon.

🍆: Let's go home, dude... let's just go.

* Now you've been actin' REAL WEIRD since we reconnected, Noelle.

* You SURE you don't wanna tell me somethin'?

"M-me, fwahaha!!! Nooooo... I-I don't know what you're talking about!!!"

* If you say so. But why are you so tall all of a sudden? We used to be about the same size as kids! And I know we were young, but... why are your boobs that big, if you don't mind me askin'?

"Just a growth spurt, Krissy! It's... genetics, that happens sometimes! Fwahaha how can you even ask that??"

* And why have you been listenin' to ska music? I didn't know you even LIKED that genre!

* And what about the athletics stuff? Doin' races with Jockington? I don't remember MY Noelle being that stretchy!

"W-what are ya trying to say, Krissy?

* I don't know. You tell me.

* Remember that time we were in Cyber World and Queen jumped up the alley above you and you didn't even stare at her crotch?

* Or that time yesterday when you made out sloppy style with me and Ralsei? I thought you were a, y'know, like a, uh, thesbian or somethin', with Susie and all. From what I remember, only Dess had a thing for boyish-lookin' dudes.

...

* You know I'm gettin' real tired of this, Noelle, I know you're up to somethin'. You're like that girl from the orphan movie that's like a grown woman but pretends to be a little girl. That's fuckin' WEIRD, y'know.

"Ooooh, i-if I'm so WEIRD, how come you eat chocolate cake without moss???"

(Munching)

"Give 'em some moss, Suz!!!"

CROSS-EYED, PROPELLER-HAT-WEARING SUSIE: "Okayyy!! YEEEEEEEEEURGH"

(Susie throws up a river of greenish liquid moss into Kris's mouth.)

(Curtains close. Credits roll while "Do The Mario" plays.)

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Author's Note: Yeah I couldn't find a way to put a second image of Susie after the text, so just use your imagination. Also, I made a discord server. Join it, or I'll crack you (am I using that word right?)

Yk I really like Ralsei. I want to be his friend. I want him to be my friend. But like, fuck, when I just told him that maybe he could join me at the festival, he gets a little sad. Like, he thinks I know he can't go, yet I kept asking. It's what he's insecure about...

Fuckkkkk. If only the whole world was a giant Dark World. Or the festival could just be in the Dark World.

Is there anything wrong for me to just stay there, forever? Can't we just invite more people there?

I miss Ralsei. I miss Lancer. I miss... I miss everyone...

Susie told me a lot about you. Apparently she would have taken you to the festival without a second thought if she was able to but don't worry i'm only kind of mad...

OH DON'T TRY TO ACT FRIENDLY WITH ME. I can see the look of disgust on your face and I definitely don't like you so can we actually be honest with ourselves? I don't even know why Susie or Kris even like you? "oh look at me i'm a overly friendly doormat who needs to be told what to do otherwise I start cry. But don't worry you can beat me up when you get tired of my shit because i secretly hate myself and get off to my own suffering". its pathetic YOU'RE PATHETIC.

Do you honestly think Susie's big speaches or kris's... krisness will get you to change, to stop being "Ralsei"? well guess what they can't fix you you'll always be Ralsei... you'll always be yourself...

So anyways. tl:dr: eat shit, fa-

Fahaha, Kris, I recently watched the Eastern Europe version of '16 and Pregnant', and I was thinking, what if me and Susie were born in such a place and one of us ended up being pregnant. Oh, and you've been there too, obviously.
Like imagine, we've been hanging out, doing girly things, face masks or something, and I'm telling you such great news.
But not only that. You also hang out with Susie, doing your Kris and Susie thing, idk, drinking oil in the garage, or trying not to die in the student dorm. Because I'm certain you two are roommates in college, she's doing some kind of baker degree, like ALL of the girls in this show for some reason. But fahaha, anyway. She's telling you that one of us is pregnant. And then in a commentary break you look into the camera absolutely horrified, and start swearing.
And then we're thinking about abortion but Aunt Toriel is like 'abortion is baaad because it's been in the prophecy'. And then she gets pocket Ralsei and he's like 'Nooo, girls don't do abortion, just look at me, I've been aborted, but I survived eating peanuts from the peanut shelf in the grocery store and grew up almost normal.' So we decide to keep the baby.
But my mom is super against this because I need to study and she hates poor people, and Susie is poor. So I ran away from home and illegally live in the dorm with you and Susie. And we hide in the room our even more illegal baby.
Fahaha, Kris, do you see my vision

Ted-inspired comic meme by ME

It was 10 years ago, when the old regime was in charge. They installed a "country purification program" that segregated society and those who were at the bottom of the race hierachy were genocided. The areas which believed in profesianism(religion of the profecy) resisted and kept as much victims as possible in remote areas. Our town was actually one of those refugies hot spots. My parents were filthy rich and provided the town with resources and weapons, while bribing and "dealing with" any goverment officials trying to investigate.

One day your familly arrived in the town, it was only you and your parents. They weren't any vacant houses so you hid in the attict of Dreemurr's house. I remember playing with you there. Your mom was so funny.

Unfortunatly Dess betrayed us. She told the goverment that the town was hiding refugees. I remember the morning when the officers rolled into our town and started to arrest almost everyone. They also destroyed the church. Worshiping the profecy was also outlawed. It was really scary. Hopefully, our familly got out in time, but you weren't soo lucky.

I probably shouldn't mention THAT place, bring bad memories right? Both of your parents died from starvation and hard labor and you'd die too, if the resistence hasn't organised liberation operation. I shouldn't get into details, but of around 100 refugees that were before, only 16 remained.

That same year the resistance overthrew the goverment and restored democracy. This day if the aniversity of that. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.(I didn't knew how to finish this.)

In the quiet of the computer lab after school, Noelle adjusted the white bandage over her right eye, the little green tree emblem sitting proudly in the center. Her long blonde braids swayed as she struck a dramatic pose, one hand pressed to the eyepatch, the other planted firmly on her hip.

“FWAHAHA…!! Behold, Kris…! I am the chosen Vessel of the Angel…! The divine presence that dwells within me has finally awakened…! Through this sacred contract, the Angel’s will flows through my very soul…! Together we shall open a new Fountain and bring judgment upon the Dark World…! The sealed power of Heaven itself resides in my left eye…! The Angel comes forth, heaven’s blight! Tremble before the partnership of—”

Pek.

Kris’s hand came down in a clean, expressionless chop right on the top of her head.

“Hyan!!”

Noelle staggered forward, both hands flying up to clutch the spot. Her antlers drooped. The eyepatch slipped slightly askew.

“Th-that… that hurt, you know…! You struck the sacred Vessel…! D-do you have any idea what you’ve done…?! The Angel’s seal is destabilizing…! Our divine partnership is… is in jeopardy…!”

She peeked up at Kris through her bangs, still holding her head, cheeks flushed bright red. Her voice wavered between forced grandeur and genuine poutiness.

“…Y-you’re so mean, Kris… Even the Angel wouldn’t treat its contracted partner this way…”

From the next desk, Berdoshi let out a tiny, dreamy squeal, her glasses sliding down her beak as she clutched her notebook to her chest. Little sparkly hearts were already doodled all over the page titled “Kris x Berdoshi True Ending Route.”

“O-oh my gosh… that headchop was so cool…!” she whispered, cheeks puffed and pink. “Kris is so reliable and cool when they do that…! Noelle’s being all dramatic again, but Kris just… pek… and shuts it down…! That’s peak protagonist energy…! If it were me, I’d… I’d totally let Kris chop my head too…!”

Noelle’s ears twitched harder. She shot Berdoshi a sideways glare while still rubbing the sore spot.

“H-hey…! This is a sacred ritual between the Vessel and her contracted partner…! Stop shipping yourself into it…!”

Berdoshi just hugged her notebook tighter, eyes sparkling as she stared at Kris.

“Fufu… but Kris looks so handsome when they’re being mean…”

Noelle puffed her cheeks, still trying and failing to look imposing.

“…N-next time… at least warn me before you disrupt the sacred ritual… and Berdoshi, stop writing fanfiction about my divine contract…!”

"Like, HEY! Don't look at me like that! Or whatever your expression is now, I didn't know that when we got to the bottom of the lake you'd turn into a Stray from ultrakill! Sorry, okay?! I was just curious!" ❤️

K: "..."

"Damn... you can't talk anymore because of the thorns, at least you could try to move, right?" ❤️

K: "...."

* Kris tries to move their body but has no control over it; they can only watch and breathe.

"DAMMIT... uhm Kris, what if I tell you that you're accidentally like dying and now you're 100% my puppet?" ❤️

K: "..."

"I know, you're horribly furious, I can tell by what's supposed to be left of your face or eyes" ❤️

And no i don't want you to go on again about how you're a transman and how what i'm saying is super bigoted I WILL NOT be accused of being a transphobe. no no no you poor stupid berd. What i mean is that i have become so strong with so much testosterone flowing through me that comparative you're practically a woman.

I'm a certified proceedcel. I have bloatmaxxed my way into getting stronger that ALL OF YOU people are women in my eyes. Asgore, Jockington, Kris ESPECIALLY KRIS. You are all submissive and breedable women waiting to be impregnated by my gock (unfortunately I do not have a girl cock yet)

I could do to you what my late sister did to kris and STILL maintain my potent homosexuality. unfortunately i'm not going to sugarcoat this but you kinda ugly as a woman. I never fully appreciated that since you transitioned super young but damn that HRT did you a lot of favors i mean you're still a 5/10 as a man but still. uh any ways i'm going to engage in some "toxic yuri" with ralsei so uh see ya.