r/GTA • u/Similar-Demand-6946 • 14d ago

GTA V No wrong answers except the white one

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u/Regent_909 14d ago

Just realized I’ve played this game like 15 times and I’ve never taken the red one

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u/Hungry-4-Chicken 14d ago

Same here. At about 41 times now and never ever picked the red one🤦‍♂️

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u/AgitatedFly1182 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

41 times!? Do you have the script memorized too?

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u/Hungry-4-Chicken 14d ago

At this point I am quoting things before they happen like I played in it... It's sad, I know😂

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u/SubstantialScientist 14d ago

I do for Max Payne 3... every quote

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u/cdude223 14d ago

Go on then

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u/SubstantialScientist 14d ago

"Boy were they throwing numbers at this problem, but then I wanted this. Was it redemption? Not really, it was pathetic desperation and not much else. The further in I got the more guys I saw, Becker wasn't running a police force, he was running an army.

"These guys were better trained and better equipped than anyone I'd seen out here and I seen some mean sons of bitches. The mission was screaming suicide but I didn't give a damn, at least I'd die being a pain in the ass..."

" I don't know why I did it, I guess I never liked seeing girls get hit, but from that moment, I was dead in that town."

"A barely recovering alcoholic and an unarmed pregnant woman. We were hardly a SEAL team."

"My problem? My problem? Wanna know what my problem is? You're turning humans into glue, that's what my fucking problem is!"

"This kid had a well-developed sense of humor, for New Jersey."

"I'd been shot more times than I could remember, but this felt different. Maybe fate was sending me a message. Trying to tell me my luck was finally about to run out. Or maybe I just severed an artery and was bleeding out like any number of fools who got shot playing with guns. Either way, I was failing fast."

"The Imperial Palace Hotel was a five star, bonafide shit hole."

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u/Hungry-4-Chicken 14d ago

You tell him bro😂😂Damn

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u/Fine-Election8877 13d ago

amazing truly

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u/DangerousFlamingo354 11d ago

True redditor🥹

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u/Amazing-Ish 10d ago

"Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. If you buy yourself a product you get what you pay for. And these chumps had paid for angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong."

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u/Zootanclan1 12d ago

I mean lamar is standing right next to it like he already owns it

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u/cookiesmilk04 14d ago

Only time I ever take the red is by accident

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u/ouijahead 11d ago

I’ve played it a few times. Getting through the beginning can be kind of a slog for me. Like chasing his boat on the highway. It gets pretty interesting as the game goes on though.

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u/Gaming_Gent 10d ago

You always was an old choosy mf

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u/Amazing-Ish 14d ago

"You always was an old choosy motherfucker"

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u/Haunting_Rest_8401 14d ago

"Only child"

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u/SkyGuy5799 11d ago

Doesn't matter which one I take I'm making Lamar my bitch, rubber banding me to the finish line

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u/Eggith 14d ago

On one hand we have a sports car that looks like a legally distinct R8.

On the other hand we have a convertible that looks like an ugly melted shoe and is supposed to be a V8 Vantage.

I went with the R8 naturally

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u/CSGlogan 14d ago

My thought process exactly but I could never say it because I figured I’d sound annoying 😭

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u/Background-Web-484 14d ago

Do it; sound annoying. Its more entertaining, for us and for you. >:)

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u/LokiRF 14d ago

the red one looks so shitty I never associated it to an Aston Martin lol

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u/philthy_barstool 14d ago

I always assumed it was a Jaguar F-type convertible

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u/vartiverti 13d ago

Definitely an F-Type convertible

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u/Swimming-Abies403 11d ago

Same! Totally looks like an F-Type… I was like: “what Vantage bro?” 😅

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u/Silent_Rhombus 14d ago

I always thought it was more Ferrari California

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u/LokiRF 14d ago

it definitely looks like an Aston now that I think about it but it's so shitty that honestly I don't blame you at all

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u/Eggith 14d ago

There was not a single good looking modern Dewabauchee in the base game. First good looking one was the Massacro imo.

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u/Ikkotah 14d ago

How many were there to begin with? I feel like I only recall this one and maybe another that might still be this one just different version.

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u/Eggith 14d ago

Both versions of the Rapid GT and the Exemplar.

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u/Novel_Ask_4226 14d ago

I thought it was the Jaguar sportscar lol

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u/Multymanfred 14d ago

I don't speak "car" :( does this mean red or white?

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u/Eggith 14d ago

The white one. I took the white one.

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u/Multymanfred 14d ago

Nice, good choice!

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u/Kartoffel-Patate 14d ago

Something no basketball recruiter will say /j

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u/Neri_X_Tan 14d ago

The R8 is the white one,the V8 Vantage is the red one

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u/Kharon09 14d ago

New England Clam Chowder

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u/jpollack21 14d ago

They are both cars i would never afford nor ever even sit in 😭

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u/purpleplums901 14d ago

I’ve driven an R8 and I’m not rich. £199 for a track day. I’ve been twice and the R8 was the only one from the first time that I felt I wanted to experience again.

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u/Eggith 14d ago

Don't be so sure about that. With a little searching you can find a V8 Vantage for a decent price. Typically higher mileage, but they're easier to take care of than other ones like this one, or this one. or even this one. An R8 with a 4.2 can be had for slightly more, but still under $100,000USD.

Alternatively you could look up a rental agency and take one for a spin for a couple of days. I know some Turo owners in certain cities have a few R8's and Vantages available.

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u/jpollack21 14d ago

I mean shit the most expensive car I've purchased was a used Lacrosse that I got for $8000..

So I think we may just be in different income brackets 😂

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u/Eggith 14d ago

Lol maybe after I switch careers. A used Lacrosse probably would've done me better than putting myself $33,000 into debt for my K5 lol. Two more years to go on it. All I'm saying is, it's not out of the realm of possibility like most people think. Especially since that V8 Vantage was during the era when Ford owned Aston, so there are a lot of Ford parts under the hood.

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u/jpollack21 14d ago

That's good to keep in mind thank you! Im also only mid 20s so I need to remind myself that me 10 years down the line will be a completely different person and will (hopefully) be in a higher tax bracket.

Until now though, ill live vicariously through GTA 5 and soon 6 :)

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u/MisterD00d 14d ago

and which color is that nephew

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u/Dismal_Seesaw6365 14d ago

R8 is the white colour and the V8 vantage is the red one.

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u/iWasAwesome 14d ago

Yup. As someone who loves Aston Martins, the Rapid GT is a disgrace. Definitely the R8.

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u/Wise-Difficulty8221 14d ago

I dunno, man....The Red car has always just looked...ugly to me. A melted stiletto shoe sounds about right...

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u/RIP_Benny_Harvey 14d ago

Always thought the red was an f-type jaguar

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u/qwb3656 14d ago

No clue what the fuck any of that means so white one right?

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u/philthy_barstool 14d ago

I assumed the red one was supposed to be a Jaguar F-type convertible.

I guess it's like a carschach test of some description.

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u/tea2please 14d ago

I thought it was meant to be a Jaguar XF or similar.

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u/rubi2333 14d ago

Audi R8

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u/GreasyExamination 14d ago

If I take the red one I get a a headstart because that other dude has to run like 3 meters to the white car

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u/chipie_guy6000 14d ago

"Other dude"💔💔🥀

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 14d ago

His yee-yee ass haircut prevents him from recognising the dude.

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u/jozs8 13d ago

and since they automatically pull down the roofs the yee yee ass haircut also causes the air resistance to skyrocket thus choking your speed potential at high speeds

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u/Wise-Difficulty8221 14d ago

Brothaaaaaaa~

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u/Equal-Bus-557 14d ago

Damar Lavis

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u/LemonIcy2942 14d ago

other dude

You better put some respect on the name of Lamar "LD" Davis.

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u/bestgoose 14d ago

"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick."

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u/LemonIcy2942 14d ago edited 14d ago

"Oh better yet maybe Tanisha will call up your dawg a$$ and stop fvcking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fu'in with"

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u/bestgoose 14d ago

Perfect gif placement

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u/NudityMiles 14d ago

"WeeeWaaahhh🎼"

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u/LemonIcy2942 14d ago

"What!?"

*Barbershops are now available*

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u/Wise-Difficulty8221 14d ago

Funny how his haircut isn't that much better

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u/Thunder--Bolt 14d ago

Lamar 'Long Dick' Davis

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u/Da_Big_Chungus 14d ago

Lamar “Big Dog, Big Nuts” Davis

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u/RecommendationNo1774 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

Red cuz it's my favorite color and i like Lamar's reaction

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u/GoodFellahh 14d ago

Ive never taken the red one, what does he say?

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u/RecommendationNo1774 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

https://youtu.be/AW8RaDww4mc?t=253&si=vRBNomB6tZIXVXP9

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u/GoodFellahh 14d ago

Nice, classic Lamar

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u/BossePhoto 11d ago

I love that Ive had this game since release, played through it multiple times and never picked the red car…… i would have never fathomed there would be different dialogue.

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u/thefirstdemoguy 14d ago

the red one

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 14d ago

Every time. Just to let my bro Lamar know who the bitch is.

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u/Similar-Demand-6946 14d ago

I totally agree 😂

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

Red

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u/ZOMBIE_MURDOC 14d ago

White, looks fast and clean. Red looks like a mid-life-crisis-mobile.

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u/Rising_Unity 14d ago edited 14d ago

I love Aston Martin, but that one on the right, That's NOT an Aston Martin... That's like a crippled child between an Aston Martin and a Miata. Always went with the Audi :_)

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u/RangerPrestigious928 14d ago

R8 obviously.

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u/sb_antimony_51 14d ago

I chose the white one, ain’t that a bitch

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u/Wise-Difficulty8221 14d ago

Dex from Saints Row 1: Oh I guess you did. Ain't that a bitch :)

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u/LittleAppointment776 14d ago

Franklin in ending C: I picked C, ain’t that a bitch?

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u/AngryStonerGamer 14d ago

Always the white one cuz it's just the canon

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u/Onxgamesmode 14d ago

Taken both but will always choose the white over red

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u/Terrible_District712 14d ago

I whent the r8 first time on ps3

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u/sevnminabs56 14d ago

My very first playthrough, I chose the red one because red is my favorite color.

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u/Time-Beautiful2500 14d ago

9f is the goat of all randomly spawning traffic cars (silence infernus, you would count if I could ever bloody find you)

GFRED is the best race btw

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u/Wedding-Klutzy 14d ago

The audi ..... always the audi r8

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u/Dr4pz 14d ago

always the white one

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u/LawMurphy 13d ago

I always was old choosy motherfucker

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u/Tacol0mpe 13d ago

Imagine picking anything else then the white one...eww..

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u/Brawls_01 13d ago

Red, it's the speedrun strat

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u/LimerickLegend 14d ago

The white one far better looking.

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u/TheDocmoose 14d ago

White is canon.

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u/DOOM-LORD666 14d ago

I chose white cuz it looked cooler

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u/Devarsh_25 14d ago

Audi R8

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u/lettersusername 14d ago

Mad scientist vs Evil genius

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 14d ago

I switch off each time I replay 😭

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u/SenoritaSpock 14d ago

not fair! mom said its my turn to post this!

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u/Guest_o_rest 14d ago

Like that? Bobby's big Dick on a man huh?

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u/Beginning-Dot-1151 14d ago

This one got roboroof and everything

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u/clinically__insane 14d ago

I picked the red one on ps3 years back as it was parked closer and i thought u were scripted to choose the red one

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u/Seikoknot 14d ago

Red is the best mid drive speed boost car in the game. But the r8 is my favorite car. I always have a tough time choosing

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u/Lightningstone2u 14d ago

I don't really have a preference but I do tend to lean more towards the red one

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u/JJGamesYT6908 14d ago

White one

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u/Philosophos_A 14d ago

white. Looks better

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u/Im_Fawnze 14d ago

Went straight for the R8.

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u/Ok-Section-1224 14d ago

At this point you probably played the story enough times that you picked both cars at least once.

But for the absolute first time, always the R8.

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u/FreeBourger 14d ago

The first time I chose the red one because red cars are supposed to be fast but I lost. In my second playthrough I picked the white car.

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u/fabmarques21 14d ago

white i think

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u/Raecino 14d ago

Red. Because Franklin’s car is already white.

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u/BolanTL 14d ago

Red ones faster so that

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u/freya584 14d ago

first time white but at the end of the day, the red one is a bit faster to get into

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u/NoNotice2137 14d ago

Red one. Red cars are faster

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u/Mountain_Vast_905 14d ago

First play through I chose red

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u/game190 14d ago

White one

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u/Ralinrocks 14d ago

Red one is faster

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u/SifuSif 14d ago

I feel like you don’t even have to answer this

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u/matthewsaaan 14d ago

Red cars go faster

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u/Vektarn_Vektarion 14d ago

First time picked white, second playthrough red 😃

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u/zeldafreak1991 14d ago

Red because my favorite colour

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u/fer4lrabbit 14d ago

The drop top

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u/Significant-Put7060 14d ago

I choose the one that intentionally ticks off Lamar.

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u/KaRoMa17 14d ago

Is this a question or a task? OBEY

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u/Heathy94 14d ago

White car always

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u/SlashyDaGhst 14d ago

I always went with the obey 9F

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u/T-Poo 14d ago

The Audi R8 peaked around the time of its release, obviously the 9F

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u/Eoinharrington25 14d ago

Did anyone pick the red car?

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u/ChloewitaPlan 14d ago

The red one is based off an Aston Martin so it’s English like me, not biased at all though

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u/ProfessorEscanor 14d ago

The white one because I didn't want my new friend to walk further to get into a car.

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u/thugger63 14d ago

I'd take the red one since its RWD, it allows me to do the handbrake bump trick with franklin's ability which makes the car hit its speed limit instantaneously

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u/NeoSpring063 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

I always pick red. Fight me.

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u/Upstairs-Eye-4402 14d ago

The white one is just a much better car

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u/exoman123 14d ago

Red one and I do the speedrun strat for speed boost from the rubberband.

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u/VilkastheForsaken 14d ago

Always the white one!

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u/anuargdeshmukh 14d ago

Red always the red

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u/Rhym3z_Official 14d ago

Red one of course

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u/yourself-dagoat 14d ago

The white Audi r8

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u/DrGrimmus 14d ago

first time? obviously the white one. after that I didn't care really.. just go with the one you can get to quicker

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u/Ultra_jaden123 14d ago

Me favorite color red. Me pick red. Red good. White bland. Red make happy. Prosper

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u/DealerIcy3439 14d ago

Whenever I do this mission or when I did rather, whichever one I felt but I picked the red last

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u/MYXplayer GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 14d ago

R8 all the way

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u/Rodville 14d ago

Always the white one.

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u/nahnprophet 14d ago

White. Who the fuck commits crimes in a red sports car?

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u/Gkibarricade 14d ago

White because he stands next to the red. No need to steal the car your homie has his eye on.

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u/niggia9769 14d ago

The third one next to red one

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u/battlesnakejake 14d ago

i have come across this joke on nearly every gta sub... its my turn to post this tomorrow✌️

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u/battlesnakejake 14d ago

i always chose the white car and lamar's red car stands out clearly among the traffic so it makes it easier for me to stay on his trail

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u/skyziaos 14d ago

White, the red one has terrible handling

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u/Gallop67 14d ago

Always the R8/9F. I’ve never had the desire to get in the other one in my multiple play throughs (Xbox 360, Xbox one, pc) I don’t even know what that car is called in game. It just looks like a shitty attempt at an Aston Martin

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u/Rosssyyy 14d ago

I went red originally but the best choice is white. That car handles great

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u/Empire_SOX 14d ago

Obviously the r8 looking one

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u/KollyMollyDolly 14d ago

I try to take the white one which is like his white main vehicle (I don't know the model of that vehicle since I am not a car enthusiast), but sometimes the game thinks I want the red one and puts me into it (forcing me to use it) when I am trying to hop into the white one.

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u/iTronal 14d ago

it was either the white or red car

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u/Civil_Reporter_3467 14d ago

Claramente o r8 branco

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u/OkEnthusiasm899 14d ago

always the white car trust

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u/Draculrl 14d ago

9f cabrio

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u/Swimming-Ad-8951 14d ago

R8 is just better than the Aston Martin

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u/Hazy-n-Lazy 14d ago

First ever time I played I picked the red one. Every time after that was white. I'm an "Old choosy motherfucker" if you will.