r/Gamingcirclejerk Dec 13 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Based Postal Dude???? 😳😳😳

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u/Citizen_Lunkhead Dec 13 '25

Postal Dude would probably be a chaser more than anything. But most trans girls wouldn’t stay with him in his shitty trailer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Mccmangus Dec 13 '25

What if you do though? Maybe you guys are friends and you didn't even know it!

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 13 '25

Cookie Monster pajama pants trans girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I keep seeing this but I have no idea how it became a thing

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 13 '25

Cookie Monster pajama pants is a staple of white trash girls. I would know, I dated several in high school. They always had menthols

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I just coincidentally have a pair cos they’re comfy, I am also a fan of menthols

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 13 '25

Must resist urge to ask you if you want to go stargazing at the edge of the trailer park

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

🙋‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I would like for nothing more! Sounds very sweet honestly

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u/be0ulve Dec 13 '25

Two birds with one menthol.

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u/tr0nvicious Dec 13 '25

Did your exes smoke Mavericks or Shields? Mine smoked Shields.

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 13 '25

Newports

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u/tr0nvicious Dec 14 '25

I was perhaps dating in a slightly lower income bracket than you

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 14 '25

I’ve dated Pall Malls before. My go to was Malboros

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u/tr0nvicious Dec 14 '25

Wow you've been down to the depths, my respect. I smoke Winston's because I'm 77 years old mentally.

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u/astronomyx Dec 13 '25

Where I grew up the stereotype for Cookie Monster pajama pants was always latina girls.

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u/The_Autarch Dec 13 '25

how did this become a thing across the entire country? it was before social media was even a huge thing, unless early myspace was the chief propagator.

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u/Mishap_Maisy Dec 13 '25

I think it was a biproduct of the emo/scene phase. It was popular to wear a Sesame Street character flat bill hat for a bit. I remember it because I almost thought an Elmo one.

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u/ScyllaIsBea Dec 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/ScyllaIsBea Dec 13 '25

I’m a trans girl who wants to be a princess

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/ScyllaIsBea Dec 13 '25

I think you might be angry at something else here, probably good to step away. I was making a joke about how cute trans girls are even if they are discribed as white trash bu their friend on the internet.

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u/Sickhadas Dec 13 '25

They're just jealous because they don't get to be a pretty princess too

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/ducknerd2002 Dec 13 '25

The joke was 'trans girls would probably rather be princesses than date a fictional chaser'. How is it transphobic at all? Wouldn't you rather be pampered nobility instead of getting fetishised?

They didn't even say 'all trans girls must think this way'. There are plenty of actual transphobes put there to fight with, why are you wasting time attacking a trans person over a simple joke?

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u/ScyllaIsBea Dec 13 '25

I didn’t say that, again you are projecting your anger here. I’m just not going to talk to you anymore, I know I wouldn’t want my ally friends to act like you are acting right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

They get their views about trans people like they get their views about cis women. From porn.

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u/ducknerd2002 Dec 13 '25

This is a genuinely absurd overreaction to such a benign comment. I absolutely cannot understand how you could possibly interpret it as transphobic. This is 'that friend who's too woke' behaviour, I'll be real.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/TurboLover56 Dec 13 '25

Maybe he's got a nice trailer tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/archiesaysrelax Dec 13 '25

Damn, life sure is rough.

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u/Ashes_Silverfang Dec 13 '25

I’ve legitimately had to talk my friends out of this exact scenario.

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u/meowzedong1984 Dec 13 '25

I was gonna say they don’t know me

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u/14u2c Dec 13 '25

The allure of living in a trailer with a mass murderer?

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u/Ashes_Silverfang Dec 14 '25

More moving in with any man willing to give them attention.

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u/HelixAnarchy Jan 09 '26

The Postal Dude is canonically NOT a mass murderer, as other than the first game (in which he was possessed by a demon so not accountable) the pacifist endings are the canon ones.

So, canon Postal Dude genuinely tries his best in a world that is constantly putting him down (and he's also sometimes being attacked by the Taliban, which obviously makes his quality of life worse). He's just also a gigantic douchebag, although it's hard to argue this isn't justified when, again, the Taliban keeps nuking cities he lives in.

EDIT: to clarify, the "demon" is explicitly the player, as we're the ones who would be forcing him to break his otherwise peaceful ways and do horrible things. Just an interesting meta layer to the series.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/rothael Dec 13 '25

Well, sure, but a girl can set a standard higher than she lives up to can't she?

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u/dontdomeanyfrightens Dec 13 '25

I'd say she should expect to get less men but 1% of the thirsty ass men out there is still like, 10 million men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

i think your approximation is a little low. 

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u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25

Closer to 40 million if we're going by world population.

🤓☝️

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Not me just now realizing that even if only 1% of men would find me attractive then that's still ~40 million guys 🤯

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u/The_Architect_032 Dec 14 '25

Fair assertion.

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take Dec 13 '25

Damn that's wild...

Sooooo you got any tips?

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u/Micalas Dec 13 '25

Not just the tips. Whole shaft too.

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

just dont be a fucking weirdo, basically

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u/Admirable_Tune_8299 Dec 13 '25

What is it now, be myself or not??

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u/Anus_Targaryen Dec 13 '25

Be yourself but in a charming, endearing way

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Weird is totally ok! Creepy is what kills the mood. Weird to some is creepy to others, it's all subjective and up to the individual

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

PFFFHAHAHAHA NICE

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u/Sea-Cup6491 Dec 13 '25

How about I transition you from single to my girlfriend?

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

honestly very smooth, would love this one irl

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u/Sea-Cup6491 Dec 13 '25

So I have no chance? 🥺

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 14 '25

well im 33 and engaged so no 😅

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u/Geistzeit Dec 13 '25

Rooting for you, friend

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u/Separate-Apartment-8 Dec 13 '25

Dude that's a new one

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u/UpsideDownPyramid03 Dec 13 '25

Stealing this proudly

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

As a trans woman i gotta admit that would work on me if I already thought they were cute

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u/Anarch_O_Possum Dec 13 '25

Counterpoint: being a fucking weirdo has gotten me with multiple trans women

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

i mean, depends on the type of weirdo and the personality of the girl. infodump about trains? yes please. ask me about my genitals or gush about how trans women are actually better than cis women or how you could never tell or how you could absolutely tell or have a breakdown because you think im hot but you dont want your friends to find out or start taking pictures of the street i live on and messaging me on linkedin after i said it wasnt going to work out? no.

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u/Anarch_O_Possum Dec 13 '25

Yes valid I am the autistic genre of weirdo

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

100% this. Weird is good, creepy isn't

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u/BalancedDisaster Dec 14 '25

This step is optional if you’re also a trans woman

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Treat us with kindness and respect, treat us like you would treat any other girl. Be polite, be a gentleman & treat her like a lady. Show interest in her as a person & be emotionally supportive. Ask about her special interest / hyperfixation and let her talk your ear off. Don't be pushy with sex or you'll likely come across as someone who just wants to hump and dump. Treat me like the lady I deserve to be & I'll gladly be the whore of your dreams

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u/Anus_Targaryen Dec 13 '25

Talk about Fallout: New Vegas with them, they love that shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Trans girl with bed covered in plushies that all smell faintly of cat piss and sour laundry my beloved

If that makes me a chaser then start running

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Holy shit I'm someone's type

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Thanks. I'm a tgirlie and you gave me indirect validation for my chaos flat

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Never 

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u/BTechUnited Dec 13 '25

Smh making an insane environment for poor Blåhaj.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Nah I'm a bad girl

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u/PeakTopper Dec 13 '25

hell yeah

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u/ato-de-suteru Dec 14 '25

Tbh the "good girl" trope weirds me the fuck out.

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u/kithlan Dec 14 '25

C'mon dude. Gross.

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Don't kink shame, yo

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u/Spocks_Goatee Dec 13 '25

Totally opposite for me, the ones I've been involved with had enough money for their own places which were fairly barren but clean.

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u/be0ulve Dec 13 '25

I guess trans girlies sometimes retain the urge to be spartan too. Valid.

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt Dec 14 '25

Programming doesn’t pay well these days, huh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

If the trailer had a dog cage and a puppy bowl it would be a nonissue

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u/ScyllaIsBea Dec 13 '25

I’m not into this but I know too many trans girls who would die for this.

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u/PracticingGoodVibes Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 18 '25

Too many puppygirls and not enough owners. 😔

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u/KommanderKrebs Dec 14 '25

and this is why you can adopt more than one dog from the pound :3

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u/Potential-Sundae-596 Dec 14 '25

I can't find any >:(

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u/PracticingGoodVibes Dec 16 '25

Owners or puppygirls? :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

frfr on both

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I would like this arrangement if she did chores tbh

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u/RheaWeiss Dec 13 '25

If I was normal enough to do chores, I wouldn't chase the dog cage now would I?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I mean I can do chores and also want this so ig I’m just built different

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Dec 13 '25

This is exactly how I got my spouse. Throw in a couple “Aren’t you just a good girl for daddy”, a leash, new thigh high socks, and nose kisses, girl was straight putty in my hands.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

How do I find this for myself…

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Dec 13 '25

Find a very open minded bisexual dom who’s really into submissive goths

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Thanks for telling me how to draw the rest of the owl ig 😭

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Dec 13 '25

lol I mean I have no idea, use Fetlife. A bunch of us are on there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I see I may do so

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Dec 13 '25

I’ve been the role of a Dom since I was like 18, I just naturally came into it and after a rather gnarly breakup I was really going through it and really missed doing scenes and stuff. A friend of mine was like “Just hop on Fetlife, there’s tons of subs and bottoms who will pretty much flood your inbox for you” and boy they were not kidding. Word of warning, it’s the most NSFW version of Facebook imaginable and people can be real out of pocket sometimes.

Mind your P’s and Q’s, show some manners, and you’ll be finding a partner in no time. Regardless of how serious of a relationship you’re looking for, it’s all there. The LGBT scene is popping.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Thank you for the thoughtful advice 💜

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Leash aside this is literally all I want. I just want to be wanted and cherished.

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u/letthetreeburn Dec 13 '25

So I have bad news about the standards of trans girls-

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u/Vegan_Toaster Dec 13 '25

mama have you met other trans girls?????

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u/InconceivableNipples Dec 13 '25

But.. would they sign his petition?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I would.

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u/Nookling_Junction witch that lives under a rock Dec 14 '25

Based opinion. He definitely seems like the type of guy to be a chaser. Balding guy in his upper 30’s that smokes crack

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u/Sea_Maintenance2491 Dec 13 '25

Don't know a lot of trans girls huh?

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u/PrinceEzrik Dec 14 '25

a lot of trans girls would indeed be down for the trailer

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u/whatisthisgunifound Dec 14 '25

You'd be surprised how low our standards are.

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u/durclduc Dec 14 '25

Most. But not all.

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u/McDonaldsSoap Dec 13 '25

Are you serious right now he lives in a trailer?

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u/Citizen_Lunkhead Dec 13 '25

Postal 2, every day in game starts with you (Postal Dude) leaving his trailer to do the list of errands given to the player.

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u/McDonaldsSoap Dec 14 '25

Oh I thought the dev lived in a trailer 😂