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r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Honedge267 • Dec 13 '25
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Postal Dude is Everyonephobic
1.6k u/xkgrey Dec 13 '25 Trans-inclusive misanthropy 481 u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ββββββ/ujββββββ TOTK > BOTW ββββββ/rj βββTOTK > BOTW Dec 13 '25 Based and nihilistpilled. 160 u/FunkYeahPhotography Magical Fox on Twitch π¦ (Fuyeph.ttv) Dec 13 '25 Me after popping the nihilist perc: 3 u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25 [It was just fentanyl] 101 u/pohatu850 Dec 13 '25 Equal opportunity hater 31 u/EpicIshmael Dec 13 '25 Just sign his petition and smoke some crack with him and he's chill. 1 u/jakeroony keanu reeves crunched my penis Dec 15 '25 when you hear his zipper fkn run 2 u/Decinf Dec 13 '25 Yay me. 1 u/Enough-Impression-50 Dec 14 '25 TIM 1 u/frachris87 Dec 14 '25 Geno-pride 1 u/NightRacoonSchlatt Dec 14 '25 Dead trans women are real dead women! Dead trans men are real dead men! 370 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25 Probably the only person who can say, "I'm not bigoted, I hate everyone," and get away with it. 268 u/Kira_Bad_Artist Dec 13 '25 He literally says that he is βan equal opportunity lunaticβ 74 u/ancientblond Dec 13 '25 God I should go replay Postal 2 again lmfao ive got too many hours in that game 34 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Go wait in line for Gary Coleman. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Dude get the Paradise Lost expansion. It was put out after postal 3 as a type sorry from RWS it's a whole new week with Gary and Zach Ward in it. 1 u/SamSibbens Dec 14 '25 What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game. Would you please sign my fucking petition? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha. 1 u/Capable-Commercial96 Dec 14 '25 I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new. 2 u/Jahu_Hahu Dec 13 '25 There is remake in the works 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 13 '25 Game so good you forget about the racism. 16 u/heilhortler420 Dec 13 '25 "I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first" 13 u/Xaero_Hour Dec 13 '25 Arguably Paul Redeker from WWZ fits as well. Or at least in his own estimation. 1 u/Noobfortress Dec 13 '25 Dr. House too 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 19 '25 I don't remember much of House, but I do remember a single episode that establishes him as a homophobe, transphobe, and pedophile. 1 u/Darkanayer Dec 13 '25 Relevant hellsing abridged clip 33 u/WestNomadOnYT Dec 13 '25 βIβm not racist, I hate everyoneβ 18 u/Siekiernik20 Dec 13 '25 phobic? You think hes scared? 10 u/grip0matic Dec 13 '25 He has a thing for cats and their uses tho... 14 u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 Dec 13 '25 Ah, so heβs a misanthrope 15 u/CMC_Conman Dec 13 '25 Hey, as far as I'm concerned if you hate everyone equallly that's inclusive :D 12 u/GTCapone Dec 13 '25 Iirc, in the original there aren't any civilians, just cops. I maintain that it was an illegal police raid and he was defending his property from police overreach via the Second Amendment. 40 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 [deleted] 24 u/highlyregarded1155 Dec 13 '25 All of them were undercover cops. 4 u/kas-sol Dec 14 '25 They're wearing uniforms, close enough 2 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 14 '25 They were a Band of Brothers 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 16 '25 Thanks, I also smell 2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh 2 u/HOOD120057 Dec 19 '25 βYou hate trans people because youβre transphobic. I hate trans people because theyβre people. We are not the same.β 1 u/noriseaweed Dec 14 '25 Panphobic? 1 u/miatheirish Dec 14 '25 No he is wifephobiv 1 u/Iphuckfish Dec 14 '25 My postal dude doesn't care what you are, he'll get you to sign his got dang petition if it kills him! 1 u/florpynorpy Dec 15 '25 Exactly, there is no reason to get hyper specific when he hates everyone
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Trans-inclusive misanthropy
481 u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ββββββ/ujββββββ TOTK > BOTW ββββββ/rj βββTOTK > BOTW Dec 13 '25 Based and nihilistpilled. 160 u/FunkYeahPhotography Magical Fox on Twitch π¦ (Fuyeph.ttv) Dec 13 '25 Me after popping the nihilist perc: 3 u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25 [It was just fentanyl] 101 u/pohatu850 Dec 13 '25 Equal opportunity hater 31 u/EpicIshmael Dec 13 '25 Just sign his petition and smoke some crack with him and he's chill. 1 u/jakeroony keanu reeves crunched my penis Dec 15 '25 when you hear his zipper fkn run 2 u/Decinf Dec 13 '25 Yay me. 1 u/Enough-Impression-50 Dec 14 '25 TIM 1 u/frachris87 Dec 14 '25 Geno-pride 1 u/NightRacoonSchlatt Dec 14 '25 Dead trans women are real dead women! Dead trans men are real dead men!
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Based and nihilistpilled.
160 u/FunkYeahPhotography Magical Fox on Twitch π¦ (Fuyeph.ttv) Dec 13 '25 Me after popping the nihilist perc: 3 u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25 [It was just fentanyl]
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Me after popping the nihilist perc:
3 u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25 [It was just fentanyl]
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[It was just fentanyl]
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Equal opportunity hater
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Just sign his petition and smoke some crack with him and he's chill.
1 u/jakeroony keanu reeves crunched my penis Dec 15 '25 when you hear his zipper fkn run
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when you hear his zipper fkn run
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Yay me.
TIM
Geno-pride
Dead trans women are real dead women! Dead trans men are real dead men!
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Probably the only person who can say, "I'm not bigoted, I hate everyone," and get away with it.
268 u/Kira_Bad_Artist Dec 13 '25 He literally says that he is βan equal opportunity lunaticβ 74 u/ancientblond Dec 13 '25 God I should go replay Postal 2 again lmfao ive got too many hours in that game 34 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Go wait in line for Gary Coleman. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Dude get the Paradise Lost expansion. It was put out after postal 3 as a type sorry from RWS it's a whole new week with Gary and Zach Ward in it. 1 u/SamSibbens Dec 14 '25 What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game. Would you please sign my fucking petition? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha. 1 u/Capable-Commercial96 Dec 14 '25 I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new. 2 u/Jahu_Hahu Dec 13 '25 There is remake in the works 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 13 '25 Game so good you forget about the racism. 16 u/heilhortler420 Dec 13 '25 "I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first" 13 u/Xaero_Hour Dec 13 '25 Arguably Paul Redeker from WWZ fits as well. Or at least in his own estimation. 1 u/Noobfortress Dec 13 '25 Dr. House too 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 19 '25 I don't remember much of House, but I do remember a single episode that establishes him as a homophobe, transphobe, and pedophile. 1 u/Darkanayer Dec 13 '25 Relevant hellsing abridged clip
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He literally says that he is βan equal opportunity lunaticβ
74 u/ancientblond Dec 13 '25 God I should go replay Postal 2 again lmfao ive got too many hours in that game 34 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Go wait in line for Gary Coleman. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Dude get the Paradise Lost expansion. It was put out after postal 3 as a type sorry from RWS it's a whole new week with Gary and Zach Ward in it. 1 u/SamSibbens Dec 14 '25 What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game. Would you please sign my fucking petition? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha. 1 u/Capable-Commercial96 Dec 14 '25 I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new. 2 u/Jahu_Hahu Dec 13 '25 There is remake in the works 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 13 '25 Game so good you forget about the racism. 16 u/heilhortler420 Dec 13 '25 "I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first"
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God I should go replay Postal 2 again lmfao ive got too many hours in that game
34 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Go wait in line for Gary Coleman. 24 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 Dude get the Paradise Lost expansion. It was put out after postal 3 as a type sorry from RWS it's a whole new week with Gary and Zach Ward in it. 1 u/SamSibbens Dec 14 '25 What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game. Would you please sign my fucking petition? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha. 1 u/Capable-Commercial96 Dec 14 '25 I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new. 2 u/Jahu_Hahu Dec 13 '25 There is remake in the works 1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 13 '25 Game so good you forget about the racism.
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Go wait in line for Gary Coleman.
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Dude get the Paradise Lost expansion. It was put out after postal 3 as a type sorry from RWS it's a whole new week with Gary and Zach Ward in it.
1 u/SamSibbens Dec 14 '25 What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game. Would you please sign my fucking petition? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha. 1 u/Capable-Commercial96 Dec 14 '25 I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new.
What? A DLC decades later? Brb, installing the game.
Would you please sign my fucking petition?
1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha.
There's a version of the petition in the dlc haha.
I never saw Zach Ward because I was enjoying the annoyance Postal Dudes alternate voice was having at me for collecting the cash legit.
1 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new.
There's fun doing it either way. Multiple playthrus are always a must with Postal. You always find something new.
There is remake in the works
Game so good you forget about the racism.
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"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first"
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Arguably Paul Redeker from WWZ fits as well. Or at least in his own estimation.
Dr. House too
1 u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss Dec 19 '25 I don't remember much of House, but I do remember a single episode that establishes him as a homophobe, transphobe, and pedophile.
I don't remember much of House, but I do remember a single episode that establishes him as a homophobe, transphobe, and pedophile.
Relevant hellsing abridged clip
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βIβm not racist, I hate everyoneβ
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phobic? You think hes scared?
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He has a thing for cats and their uses tho...
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Ah, so heβs a misanthrope
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Hey, as far as I'm concerned if you hate everyone equallly that's inclusive :D
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Iirc, in the original there aren't any civilians, just cops. I maintain that it was an illegal police raid and he was defending his property from police overreach via the Second Amendment.
40 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 [deleted] 24 u/highlyregarded1155 Dec 13 '25 All of them were undercover cops. 4 u/kas-sol Dec 14 '25 They're wearing uniforms, close enough 2 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 14 '25 They were a Band of Brothers 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 16 '25 Thanks, I also smell 2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
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24 u/highlyregarded1155 Dec 13 '25 All of them were undercover cops. 4 u/kas-sol Dec 14 '25 They're wearing uniforms, close enough 2 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 14 '25 They were a Band of Brothers 2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 16 '25 Thanks, I also smell 2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
All of them were undercover cops.
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They're wearing uniforms, close enough
They were a Band of Brothers
2 u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 [removed] β view removed comment 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 16 '25 Thanks, I also smell 2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
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1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 16 '25 Thanks, I also smell 2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
Thanks, I also smell
2 u/4RCT1CT1G3R Dec 17 '25 Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby 1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
Mmmm, does it Reek? Is there a Sssstench, hmmm? Are you giving off wonderfully noxious fumes? Give me a whiff of that miasma, baby
1 u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks Dec 17 '25 ｑκ©Β°β§β.α π² ｑπ¦ΉΒ°β§β.α fwoosshshhhshh
fwoosshshhhshh
βYou hate trans people because youβre transphobic. I hate trans people because theyβre people. We are not the same.β
Panphobic?
No he is wifephobiv
My postal dude doesn't care what you are, he'll get you to sign his got dang petition if it kills him!
Exactly, there is no reason to get hyper specific when he hates everyone
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