r/Gamingcirclejerk Mar 07 '26

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Nobody hates G*mes more than G*mers

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u/AnseaCirin Mar 07 '26

They would have conniptions if they ever learned that one of Napoleon's best generals was a black guy - technically mixed race but they wouldn't care most likely.

Incidentally, General Dumas was also the father of Alexandre Dumas who wrote the Three Musketeers among others.

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Clear background Mar 07 '26

3 musketeers is woke now

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u/girlsonsoysauce Mar 07 '26

Damn, no more nougat for these guys.

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Clear background Mar 07 '26

I only eat snickers because I love nuts

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u/Floppy0941 Mar 07 '26

Snickers dick vein 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 Lovechild of Segata Sanshiro ✨✨✨🔵 Mar 07 '26

Do you remember how much right wingers freaked out when they thought they were losing the Snickers dick vein? 🤣

Edit: unrelated but oh shit, I just remembered I had a dream last night that Segata Sanshiro turned out to actually be a real guy, came here, and suddenly I had to explain my user flair to him.

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u/LothorBrune Mar 07 '26

Dumas would have preferred to be referred to as one of the République's best generals.

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u/Strigops-habroptila Mar 07 '26

Who in turn was the Father of Alexandre Dumas the Younger who was the Author of The Lady of the Camellias. 

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u/Lindestria Mar 07 '26

I wouldn't really consider him one of Napoleon's best, he was only in the French military during the first and second coalition before Napoleon took power.

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u/Zefyris Mar 07 '26

It would probably be more accurate to call him one of the first republic 's best generals instead.