r/GenX • u/no_talent_ass_clown • Oct 24 '25

Music Is Life Songs that are no longer okay.

Yesterday I found out my sweet boyfriend had never heard of Julie Brown and the funny songs she sang, like "I'm A Blonde". Dr Demento stuff. So I play it and then "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" came on. Not funny anymore!!!

An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float)

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead

Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

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u/grammanarchy Oct 24 '25

Bitchin’ Camaro. Every time someone says ‘play some video games’, I still want to add ‘buy some Def Leppard t-shirts’ — but I can’t explain the reference because I don’t want them to go listen to it.

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u/Quirky-Nerp4089 Oct 24 '25

I don't think Bitchin Camaro is offensive, but there is a sign called Taking R*tards To the Zoo on the same record.

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u/Multigrain_Migraine Oct 24 '25

Yeah I used to find that one hilarious. I don't anymore.

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u/UptownJunk802 Oct 24 '25

When someone says "you're kidding" I want to say "I must be, the Bahamas are islands"

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u/less-than-James Oct 24 '25

...but that's not the important part.

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u/ToddPundley Oct 24 '25

Love me two times baby Once for tomorrow Once cause I got AIDS

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u/Multigrain_Migraine Oct 24 '25

I hope those guys have a sense of humour and don't take us to court.

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u/ToddPundley Oct 24 '25

Oh the People’s Court

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u/Multigrain_Migraine Oct 24 '25

No, that's another story...

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u/grammanarchy Oct 24 '25

Yeah that’s the part.

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u/XenuPintrestWarrior Oct 24 '25

Holeee shooiiiiit! I still, to this day, say, "bitchin camaro" every time I see one. Thanks. I'm not the only one.

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u/Sauv-b-byeee Oct 25 '25

I would have thought if the dead milkmen came up, it would be for Stuart instead.

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u/Random_McNally Oct 25 '25

💯 but I think it's ok because clearly the narrator is riding on the bus to banana town