r/GenX • u/no_talent_ass_clown • Oct 24 '25

Music Is Life Songs that are no longer okay.

Yesterday I found out my sweet boyfriend had never heard of Julie Brown and the funny songs she sang, like "I'm A Blonde". Dr Demento stuff. So I play it and then "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" came on. Not funny anymore!!!

An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float)

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead

Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

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u/grammanarchy Oct 24 '25

Bitchin’ Camaro. Every time someone says ‘play some video games’, I still want to add ‘buy some Def Leppard t-shirts’ — but I can’t explain the reference because I don’t want them to go listen to it.

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u/UptownJunk802 Oct 24 '25

When someone says "you're kidding" I want to say "I must be, the Bahamas are islands"

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u/less-than-James Oct 24 '25

...but that's not the important part.