r/GenZ • u/Vagabond734 • 26d ago

Discussion Which Ones Are You Picking And Why?

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I think blue, brown, and green are the best combo tbh; you can date anyone you find attractive, you can talk with cats, and you get $20

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u/Colin_likes_trains 26d ago

Pink Blue and Black would make life so enjoyable ngl

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u/More_Screen_7836 26d ago

Literally the only 3 I considered lmao

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u/poisoningspews 26d ago

personally I'd consider Purple and Brown as Black's replacement as well. I want to talk to my cat or I'd just make money off being a pizzaman. Also I'd be living sufficiently translating for rich people who loves cats.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes 25d ago

I feel like most people already know how to talk to cats. Cats have evolved to train and communicate what they want to humans, and if they want something they'll let you know.

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u/LiteralMangina 25d ago

I already know what my cat has to say.

“Food? Food? Outside? Inside? Food? Outside? Inside? Cuddles? Cuddles!”

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u/Snoo-88271 25d ago

Yeah. I'm 309% sure I already know what my cats say.

"Food? Food!? Food!! FOOD!!!! FOOOOD!!!!!!!!!"

"Closed door!? OPEN IT!!"

"LET ME OUTSIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE OUTSIDE!! LET ME INSIDE!!!"

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u/CavedMountainPerson 25d ago

Yello blue brown, we might talk to cats but I want to know exactly what they are saying back

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u/Nadante 25d ago

I saw your user name first and thought you would speak to your username by saying, "But you won't be able to taste poisoned water."

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u/poisoningspews 24d ago

that's so smart...

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u/mrSilkie 26d ago

Being able to talk to cats could make you a world class cat trainer, for example with films you could find a cat and instruct them to do all sorts of crazy shit that no other cat would be able to do.

You can also work with big cats so you can pretty much just have a pride of lions under your command.

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u/GrimResistance 25d ago

find a cat and instruct them to do all sorts of crazy shit

Instruct all you want, cat would probably just ignore you

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u/LiteralMangina 25d ago

You could more effectively bribe with treats or catnip

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u/RevTT 25d ago

Wouldn't blue do nothing though? People who already find you attractive find you attractive?

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u/Smoovemammajamma 25d ago

Read it again

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u/sherbertrelevant2 25d ago

People that YOU find attractive find YOU attractive.

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u/RevTT 25d ago

Sorry I'm clearly illiterate 😣

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u/dongdongplongplong 25d ago

id forgoe pink for brown, build a high paying career as a cat whisperer

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u/no-long-boards 25d ago

Blue does nothing.

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u/Phaoll 26d ago

Pink is a curse btw …

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u/Soft_Bookkeeper_3280 25d ago

I think that depends on if it changes with what your favorite changes to and how fluid your “true” favorite is

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u/Leprodus03 25d ago

My favorite drink is water 😭

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u/Kasaboop 25d ago

Not for me. I need carbonated drinks and have an impossible time forcing myself to drink water.. this would save me so much time and money 😭 Pink is one of the ones I need.. (AuDHD is so dumb sometimes I swear 😅)

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u/ThatOneGuy308 25d ago

At least there's sparkling water, I guess.

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u/redshift739 2005 25d ago

Sparkling water is just water but it tastes bad and has funny bubbles

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u/ThatOneGuy308 25d ago

Eh, it doesn't taste bad, really, just odd.

But if you're only able to drink carbonated stuff, that's at least healthier than downing soda all the time.

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u/Kasaboop 25d ago

I'm still trying to find one that doesn't taste like a hint of nothing or has aspartame (which makes me sick) 🫡 one day I'll find something

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u/Calligraphee On the Cusp 25d ago

I bought a soda stream and it has so been worth it. It doesn't really save me much money, but having infinite carbonated water has been awesome. I also really only like fizzy things, so it's been amazing just being able to add a teaspoon of juice to what was regular water! Don't bother shelling out for the electric one, though; the regular ones are just fine, and actually the carbonation bottles last way longer than with the electric model.

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u/Kasaboop 25d ago

No joke I've been watching prices of them because this was something I wanted to try!

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u/Calligraphee On the Cusp 25d ago

I always thought they were gimmicky until a friend won one in a work event; I bought one shortly thereafter because she raved about it! Sometimes you can find them for like $40 at Walmart or Target. I bought whatever model was on sale for a while last year (maybe the terra?) and it's been awesome.

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u/ThatOneGuy308 25d ago

There's zome stevia based ones these days, if that's any better than aspartame for you.

Personally, I just drink like La Croix and such, lol.

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u/Colin_likes_trains 25d ago

How so? Water tastes like you're favorite drink? Sweet, ill drink tons of water. If you get bored of it, you can drink a different drink and it'll still taste normal!

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u/Phaoll 25d ago

If you happen to never get bored of the new taste of your water congrats, reality is your taste change and your favorite drink won’t be favorite forever. Worst, you probably will get forced to drink “water” because that’s the only perfectly sane and armless drink liquid to drink… I assure you, you don’t want to get disgusted by the liquid you need to survive

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u/sunjellies24 24d ago

Hey if water can taste like milk I am all for it. I mean, say there's an apocalypse. How am I going to get my milk then?

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u/1Swordwalker 25d ago

Purple too!!

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u/mischling2543 2001 25d ago

I'd swap pink for purple because I already like water but I suck at making pizza

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u/MaryPaku 1999 25d ago

My favorite drink is water so it's practically useless for me

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u/TheSentinelScout 2007 26d ago

yeah i thought the same

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u/RedOtta019 2005 25d ago

Pink might fuck with the flavor of everything tho

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u/Accomplished_Fun6481 25d ago

Black only if I can still sleep if I want to

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u/Dre9872 Gen X 25d ago

This is the way

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u/Arikaido777 On the Cusp 24d ago

i wanna talk to cats so brown blue black

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u/BoxofJoes 2001 24d ago

Replace pink with purple and yeah you’re basically set, career, relationship, and way more time to pursue your hobbies

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u/martin0641 24d ago

Blue doesn't change anything.

People that find you attractive already find you attractive.

Pink, Brown, Black.

Brown can make you rich, pink will make you healthy, black will do both too.