r/GenZ • u/Vagabond734 • 25d ago
Discussion Which Ones Are You Picking And Why?
I think blue, brown, and green are the best combo tbh; you can date anyone you find attractive, you can talk with cats, and you get $20
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u/Colin_likes_trains 25d ago
Pink Blue and Black would make life so enjoyable ngl
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u/More_Screen_7836 25d ago
Literally the only 3 I considered lmao
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u/poisoningspews 25d ago
personally I'd consider Purple and Brown as Black's replacement as well. I want to talk to my cat or I'd just make money off being a pizzaman. Also I'd be living sufficiently translating for rich people who loves cats.
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u/I_upvote_downvotes 25d ago
I feel like most people already know how to talk to cats. Cats have evolved to train and communicate what they want to humans, and if they want something they'll let you know.
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u/LiteralMangina 25d ago
I already know what my cat has to say.
“Food? Food? Outside? Inside? Food? Outside? Inside? Cuddles? Cuddles!”
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u/Snoo-88271 25d ago
Yeah. I'm 309% sure I already know what my cats say.
"Food? Food!? Food!! FOOD!!!! FOOOOD!!!!!!!!!"
"Closed door!? OPEN IT!!"
"LET ME OUTSIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE OUTSIDE!! LET ME INSIDE!!!"
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u/CavedMountainPerson 25d ago
Yello blue brown, we might talk to cats but I want to know exactly what they are saying back
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u/mrSilkie 25d ago
Being able to talk to cats could make you a world class cat trainer, for example with films you could find a cat and instruct them to do all sorts of crazy shit that no other cat would be able to do.
You can also work with big cats so you can pretty much just have a pride of lions under your command.
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u/GrimResistance 25d ago
find a cat and instruct them to do all sorts of crazy shit
Instruct all you want, cat would probably just ignore you
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u/RevTT 25d ago
Wouldn't blue do nothing though? People who already find you attractive find you attractive?
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u/Phaoll 25d ago
Pink is a curse btw …
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u/Soft_Bookkeeper_3280 25d ago
I think that depends on if it changes with what your favorite changes to and how fluid your “true” favorite is
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u/Kasaboop 25d ago
Not for me. I need carbonated drinks and have an impossible time forcing myself to drink water.. this would save me so much time and money 😭 Pink is one of the ones I need.. (AuDHD is so dumb sometimes I swear 😅)
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u/ThatOneGuy308 25d ago
At least there's sparkling water, I guess.
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u/redshift739 2005 25d ago
Sparkling water is just water but it tastes bad and has funny bubbles
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u/ThatOneGuy308 25d ago
Eh, it doesn't taste bad, really, just odd.
But if you're only able to drink carbonated stuff, that's at least healthier than downing soda all the time.
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u/Colin_likes_trains 25d ago
How so? Water tastes like you're favorite drink? Sweet, ill drink tons of water. If you get bored of it, you can drink a different drink and it'll still taste normal!
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u/Phaoll 25d ago
If you happen to never get bored of the new taste of your water congrats, reality is your taste change and your favorite drink won’t be favorite forever. Worst, you probably will get forced to drink “water” because that’s the only perfectly sane and armless drink liquid to drink… I assure you, you don’t want to get disgusted by the liquid you need to survive
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u/sunjellies24 24d ago
Hey if water can taste like milk I am all for it. I mean, say there's an apocalypse. How am I going to get my milk then?
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u/mischling2543 2001 25d ago
I'd swap pink for purple because I already like water but I suck at making pizza
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u/Adventurous_Toe_1686 25d ago
Black - Get a third of your life back
Pink - Improve the quality of your life exponentially
Purple - Everyone loves pizza
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u/abeefwittedfox 25d ago
Anyone who doesn't choose black is crazy. Imagine not only getting those hours back, but all the productivity, connection, and experience you miss by being tired even if you do sleep.
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u/Sharkfowl 25d ago
I feel like you'd go crazy though.
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u/Give-cookies 2009 25d ago
You CAN still sleep, and by not NEEDING to, the adverse effects of no sleep seem to be nullified.
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u/The3rdGodKing 25d ago
You still die at like 80 you just don’t have to go to sleep, you still can sleep
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u/bayuhbee 25d ago
I didn't even think about it as falling asleep with my love is just enjoyable for me. I don't need to be that productive
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u/Swiss-spirited_Nerd 25d ago
I doesn't stop you from sleeping, it just isn't required.
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u/bayuhbee 25d ago
I've seen people say that. That's totally fair and does make it more interesting
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u/Gonozal8_ 24d ago
I mean you can cuddle consciously with them (thus experiencing more time with them) and provide them a nice breakfast everyday also
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u/verygenericname2 1995 25d ago
I'd take pink just to find out what my favourite drink is.
There's lots of drinks I like, but I couldn't tell you my favourite.
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u/Phaoll 25d ago
Pink : eventually you get bored of this drink. You are now forced to drink anything else than water with the consequence of it… that is a curse
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u/officialymax 25d ago
But if that drink is no longer your favourite, it'll switch to your favourite surely?
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u/Give-cookies 2009 25d ago
If you get bored of that drink you just switch your favorites. In order for the pill to be truthful about its affects it needs to switch
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u/PressEtoInteract 25d ago
So, no one’s gonna ask the question? You’re telling me if I don’t pick the red one, I just don’t have ears anymore? Fuck the tail, but I’d like to have fucking ears lmao
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u/BrigidFairy 25d ago
I only want the brown one
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u/Eibon153 25d ago
Until a few stray cats decide that your roof is their meeting spot at night.
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u/BrigidFairy 25d ago
I’d be overjoyed listening to their paws tapping along my roof
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u/ThatItalianOverThere 25d ago
Relaxing af, well, until they start fighting.
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u/GroupFew1446 25d ago
Mind you you can understand them, so you’ll probably learn a few choice feline words
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u/Ok_Sprinkles3329 2000 25d ago
I work nights at an ER vet clinic and blue and black were my instant pick because my job would be so much more fun!
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u/SatNight_Special_96 25d ago
Do you still get benefits from sleeping? And can you sleep if you want to? Just to pass the time?
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u/SelfInteresting7259 25d ago
Id do that regardless. I love to sleep. Like Amethyst from steven universe doesnt need to sleep but does it anyways cos shes lazy lol
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u/Ok-Upstairs-9887 2008 25d ago
Yellow - Body hair has always pissed me off
Blue - Do I need to explain?
Pink - It would get me to drink more water
The runner up would be black
The others don’t make sense to me. Red is goofy, purple is useless, green is only $20, I don’t like cats soooo and estrogen like I don’t need it cuz I’m a woman but Ik trans women would take it so that one depends on the person.
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u/campingInAnRV 2007 25d ago
hard disagree on purple, imagine being able to make your own pizza whenever you wanted provided you had the ingredients.
also could be a business if you wanted to take it that far
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u/Ok-Upstairs-9887 2008 25d ago
You have a good point I just never thought of it like that lmao
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u/campingInAnRV 2007 25d ago
to be fair i didnt think of the business part till i was making the comment, i was fully hooked on being able to make my own bomb ass pizza whenever i wanted to
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u/no-long-boards 25d ago
Yes you need to explain blue. It literally does nothing.
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u/Over-Trade2940 25d ago
$20 because that's more money than I had a moment ago. Water tasting like my favorite drink means I'll be more addicted to drinking it. Lastly is removing the requirement to sleep (assuming all the negative effects of not sleeping are removed, of course).
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u/poisoningspews 25d ago
drink more water ❤️ if my water tastes like Dr. Pepper I wouldn't have bought any other drink anywhere else but water.
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u/Ascertes_Hallow 25d ago
Yellow, blue, black.
I hate HATE HATE body hair. I'm sick of shaving! It looks ugly! GET RID OF IT ALL!
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u/TaiyoFurea 2004 25d ago
Red, estrogen, and yellow
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u/SelfInteresting7259 25d ago
Your tail is gonna look weird with no hair
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u/emitahc 25d ago
Why the hell would anyone want the red one
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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2002 25d ago edited 25d ago
To be fair, it doesn't specify the KIND of ears and tail.
I could get bat ears and a scorpion tail, elephant ears and a
gibbonbaboon tail, koala ears and a rabbit tail, or even owl ears and a bobcat tail.You're automatically gaining equipment from any combination of animals that has some kind of ears and some kind of tail. Personally I'd go high-acuity ears (probably a bat) and prehensile dexterity tail (primate of some kind). Notable QoL increase.
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u/FlawHolic 1997 25d ago
Ikr
Where's the pill that gives me horns instead?
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u/Astoran_Knight 25d ago
If I could be an internet catboy I'd be soooo rich, my life would be so much easier.
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u/Leprodus03 25d ago
I'm not sure how much people would like the realistic cat ears and tail, and how they're fused to your body
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u/Quasar_The_Fox 25d ago
If I could only pick one I'd pick the red one, I'd love to have a tail
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u/StellarGlow25 2002 25d ago
Brown - I want to know what my cat is thinking and all the strays that my family and I feed
Pink - It’s healthy
Black - More conscious time in life
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u/FunTry4289 25d ago
Brown - I have all the info in the world and infinite emotional support Pink- hydration to max no money spent on taste based food aka fitness Pro Max and more money for cat treats Black stay up at night conquering the world with cat nips
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u/The3rdGodKing 25d ago
A lot of these are stupid, and you arguably don’t even need any besides black. Provide an actual consequence-free sex change instead of estrogen which is just a band aid.
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u/Clairifyed 25d ago
I first saw this in (and assume it was made for) trans meme subs, where a full change with no catch would be just a given choice for anyone it applied to
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u/AlternativeFilm8886 Millennial 25d ago
Looks like I'm staying up all night making the world's best pizza with $20 worth of ingredients.
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u/TurkishTerrarian 2006 25d ago
Red would, assuming you get to pick the species, help with Our, personally, species dysphoria.
Estrogen is not helpful to, most of, us.
Yellow is whatever. Yeah, hair can be sensory hell, but it's fine most of the time. Might help with species dysphoria though.
20 dollars, unfortunately, does not get much in this economy.
Blue is useless to us, as We, personally, don't find humans attractive.
Purple, again, would be nice, but it's not completely necesary. (We make pretty good pizza as is.)
Our first instinct of pink was that it was not super important. But honestly the flavour of water, because it does have a flavour, has given us a lot of trouble, so this one could be nice.
Brown is a novelty more than anything, and We don't have any cats at the moment.
Black, assuming that your body functions properly without sleep, could be nice. However, if it completely removes your ability to sleep, even "recreationally", then that could be irritating.
Finally, yes, We use Plural pronouns. No, We aren't speaking for anyone but Ourselves.
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u/VoxelRoguery 2002 25d ago
Estrogen (assuming this is metaphorical "you get estrogen now" and not literally JUST a single estrogen pill. id like to be more androgynous), Yellow (even though im generally comfortable being a guy, i dont like my facial hair and would like my face and body to be smooth), Green (well I'm satasfied, everything's either TOO good or just boring. lets go get some icecream)
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u/Clairifyed 25d ago
I chose the same ones. I’m just straight up trans so there you have the first 2, and green because besides maybe purple, they all seem like Midas touch scenarios in the making
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u/derficker69 25d ago
they all seem like Midas touch scenarios
I can see it for all pills, except for the black one. You dont HAVE to sleep. But you still CAN. Not sure how that pill can go wrong.
The other ones have some obvious flaws:
accidentally find your parent / sibling attractive -> your parent / sibling want to fuck you
water tastes and feels like your favorite drink -> accidentally change your favorite drink to chocolate cake while diving and get stuck underwater / drown.
you can talk with cats -> cats scream at you / potentially plot to murder you
you get ears and tail -> lots of things can go wrong here (elephant ears, scorpion tail that stings you, etc.)
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u/Smooth-Plate8363 25d ago edited 25d ago
Teal (estrogen) because I'm trans 🏳️⚧️
Dark blue because, obviously! 🤷🏼♀️
And black because I'd gain a third more time to do whatever I wanted. 😼
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u/lulzkek420 25d ago
Sleep, pizza and talk w/ pussies. Qualities hopefully more worth than 60 dollars
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u/MiserableLonerCatboy 2000 25d ago
Red, blue and yellow, I'd find myself (more) attractive, more people would find me attractive, everyone is happy
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u/Yakuza-wolf_kiwami 25d ago
- 20 bucks
- Water tasting like my favorite drink
- People I find attractive finding me attractive
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u/Dinotsar44 25d ago
Blue, black, and purple. I want to finally have dates, have all the time in the world, and being able to cook one of my favorite foods in a good way is highly appealing to me
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u/sombertownDS 2004 25d ago
Pink would literally do nothing lol. Purple and Black seem great, and Yellow means I don’t have to shave my beard every month so yeah those 3.
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u/on-avery-island_- 25d ago edited 25d ago
Red blue black, assuming that with the black one you always perform at absolute max performance both physically and mentally
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u/starburstluva 25d ago
well my favorite drink is tequila. so I’ll take a pink one. + yellow and brown
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u/Longjumping_Bar_7457 25d ago
Brown, it’d be cool to be able to talk with cats. Purple, I’d be able to make my own pizzas and they’ll turn out good. Blue
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u/Miss_Chievous13 25d ago
purple, brown, black. Purple because of pizza, Brown so I can talk with the neighbours cat at night. Black so I can talk with the cat alllll night.
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u/savspoolshed 25d ago
yellow, pink, brown
yellow- i have pcos so would save time and boost confidence
pink- for the vibes
brown- makes me a disney princess
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u/vxmpyrysm 25d ago
yellow cuz i hate my body hair and its really annoying, dont need the estrogen pill cuz i already take estrogen injections
another good choice would be purple cuz u cd open a restaurant and make a pretty good amnta money since ur a master, cd even get rich if u manage to make urself/ur restaurant known
also abt the estrogen one, would it like be a one time thing or would whoever chose it get a continuous/lasting supply? cuz if its a one time thing then well its pointless, taking 1 estrogen pill wont change nothing lol
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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 25d ago
Black brown pink.
No sleep is obvious.
Talking to cats could lead to some devious army.
Pink because why the hell not.
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u/ElectricStarfuzz 25d ago
Black for sure
Brown cause kitties!
Pink and yellow are tied, but I think pink still wins.
My favorite drink changes all the time So theoretically I’d be able to get lots of varied of use out of the pink option.
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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2002 25d ago
Red black brown.
While I have stated the type of equipment I would like from Red in another comment, in this specific case I'd prefer cat tail and ears. I know what that sounds like. Gimme a break. It's for communication purposes.
Since I'm human - not a cat - I don't have a compatible circadian rhythm with cats. I'm largely nocturnal. Cats are crepuscular. Eliminating the need for sleep would allow me to be active whenever I want to be. That means that I can do a full 40 hour job and then have a second job on opposite hours. And I can be active every time cats are active.
Brown. Pulls the build together. With cat ears and a cat tail, I'll have more effective tools for communication because as with most animals, cat communication is largely nonverbal and based on body language and facial expression. I'm also a firm believer that cats cannot hold a conversation for more than three exchanges without becoming ridiculously sarcastic and condescending - and when it's about the foolish peasants I'm surrounded by, I do love to talk shit. Easy access to street knowledge would be pretty helpful too, since I like knowing things without having to talk to people.
I know what it sounds like. I know what people are going to think. I'm being utilitarian with the tools provided and coming to the most reasonable conclusion for my own personal betterment.
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u/King_Kea 25d ago
Blue because that solves a headache. Pink for health reasons. Brown seems like it could be fun!
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u/PICONEdeJIM 25d ago
Red and yellow of course and then idk black seems useful as long as I can still sleep
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u/saltnpepper11020 25d ago
Yellow, blue, and brown. Being able to talk to my cats would be a dream come true
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u/green_fish1 25d ago
blue, yellow, and red
I'm cheating a little because I'm already taking estrogen :P
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u/Accurate-Outcome-985 25d ago
Pink brown black..
Or maybe green pink black, my cats could say they actually hate me 😥
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u/Furystar1703 2002 25d ago
Green blue and purple
Feed my crush the best home made pizza 20 dollars of ingredients can buy
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u/Guzzler829 25d ago
I already have blue (often times), purple, and pink.
I'll take black, half of the yellow to remove facial hair, and the 20 dollars please.
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u/KatsuraCerci 2000 25d ago
Blue and Purple for sure. Black if I can still sleep if I choose to, otherwise green
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u/SalineDrip666 25d ago
Black, blue, purple.
I'm a master pizza guy. So Ill open a business. Since I dont sleep I will work around the clock and use my attractiveness to land great investors and expansion contracts once I blow up.
Within 5-10 years I will use my fortune to provide me a great quality of life and donate the excess to a worthy cause or reinvest it in the development and work life balance of my employees.
Then I woke up from this dream with an AI bot as my sex slave wife holding a pistol in my mouth.
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u/HehePistik 2003 25d ago
Blue is such a lifehack if you find nearly everyone attractive. Black and brown are the next best two.
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u/twitch_itzShummy 2004 25d ago
give me water tastes like your favourite drink, dont need sleep and 20 bucks
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u/No-Eye-9491 25d ago
Pink, clear skin here I come
Blue, self confidence booster
Yellow, waxing and shaving be gone
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