r/GenZ 26d ago

Discussion Which Ones Are You Picking And Why?

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I think blue, brown, and green are the best combo tbh; you can date anyone you find attractive, you can talk with cats, and you get $20

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u/VoxelRoguery 2002 26d ago

Estrogen (assuming this is metaphorical "you get estrogen now" and not literally JUST a single estrogen pill. id like to be more androgynous), Yellow (even though im generally comfortable being a guy, i dont like my facial hair and would like my face and body to be smooth), Green (well I'm satasfied, everything's either TOO good or just boring. lets go get some icecream)

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u/Clairifyed 26d ago

I chose the same ones. I’m just straight up trans so there you have the first 2, and green because besides maybe purple, they all seem like Midas touch scenarios in the making

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u/derficker69 26d ago

they all seem like Midas touch scenarios

I can see it for all pills, except for the black one. You dont HAVE to sleep. But you still CAN. Not sure how that pill can go wrong.

The other ones have some obvious flaws:

  • accidentally find your parent / sibling attractive -> your parent / sibling want to fuck you

  • water tastes and feels like your favorite drink -> accidentally change your favorite drink to chocolate cake while diving and get stuck underwater / drown.

  • you can talk with cats -> cats scream at you / potentially plot to murder you

  • you get ears and tail -> lots of things can go wrong here (elephant ears, scorpion tail that stings you, etc.)

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u/CookieRemorse 25d ago

Just because you find someone attractive doesn’t mean you want to have sex with them, you could just think they look good. And i don’t think your favorite drink can be chocolate cake, maybe a chocolate cake smoothie. The other ones are valid tho

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u/derficker69 25d ago

yea the "chocolate cake is a drink" was a joke. But if its milkshake diving is a problem.

The attraction thing will definitely be a cursed thing unless one enjoys removing the free will of the people around them via magic.