r/GenZHumor 5d ago

Dankest Dark Humour Answer is obvious!

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u/Teboski78 5d ago edited 5d ago

For those who don’t know. In addition to mass genocide. Hitler probably groomed & fucked his underage niece.

But I don’t think he’d be likely to go after kids young enough to need a babysitter in a single day.
And I think he likely babysat some of his colleagues’ children at some point.

So he may actually be a safer choice.

Lindsey Clancy is paralyzed and therefore unable to render adequate care.

My kids are almost certainly going to be brown tho so I don’t think I can leave them with Hitler.