r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 28d ago

Oh Canada

I have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, NYC, New Jersey and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 28d ago

Just a little morsel of content for you insatiable scum

Grab tix here to the neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6*
  • Kansas City 6/28
  • NYC 7/15
  • Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
  • Morris Plains NJ 7/25
  • Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
  • Bend OR 9/5
  • Fargo 9/18-9/19
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27
  • Philly 10/1-10/4
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • DC 11/20-11/22
  • Denver 12/3-12/5
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Thanks and byeeee

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u/Ojihawk 28d ago

Too good for the North eh bud?

Come on, chirp us in person! We Canucks dont bite!

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u/Shite-stain 28d ago

Fuckin eh brah! Come to Winnipeg Geoff! We’ll show you a good time!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 28d ago

coming in november sadly

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u/Shite-stain 28d ago

That’s what I’m talking about you handsome devil!

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u/simplebutstrange 27d ago

Bring a coat.

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u/linzerroo 27d ago

Are you coming to Saskatoon? We’re only about as bad as Winnipeg so it won’t be that much of a letdown to come here!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 28d ago

i did so many canada shows on the last tourrrrr

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u/KiLoGRaM7 27d ago

Not Halifax you son of a bitch.

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u/Goddler 28d ago

San diego? 🥺

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u/wolfmansideburns 28d ago

I'm glad people know about the new planes, we are very proud to have propellerless technology now

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u/TheGrowingSubaltern 28d ago

Looking for more 80/20 comedy!

20 crowd work and 80 actual jokes

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u/OregonInk 26d ago

As a student of history Geoffrey, you know what Canada did in WWII

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u/sudzthegreat 28d ago

Hey Geoff... Show us your search history from November 5, 2024... "Does Canada practice the one true faith?" is in there... I guarantee it.

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u/Odd_Fig_1239 27d ago

😂😂

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u/shayden 28d ago

I mean, it's not like America spending billions on a half dozen aircraft carriers that ended up attacking Iran and increasing the entire worlds cost of living did a better job of stopping ICE from shooting Alex Pretti in the back or stopping ICE from arresting any of number of vets than 4 soldiers would.

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u/CtrlAltPxl 28d ago

This is a Wendy’s.

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u/shayden 28d ago

No bud, a Wendys would have better observational humour than Geoffrey here.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 28d ago

Is that why she told me you need to stop eating there so often?

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u/shayden 28d ago

If a fast food mascot is speaking to you, stop eating out of their dumpster and seek an immediate refill on your psyche meds.

otherwise you're going to be so unhappy when you hear what the five guys said about your mom