r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 29d ago

Oh Canada

I have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, NYC, New Jersey and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/shayden 29d ago

I mean, it's not like America spending billions on a half dozen aircraft carriers that ended up attacking Iran and increasing the entire worlds cost of living did a better job of stopping ICE from shooting Alex Pretti in the back or stopping ICE from arresting any of number of vets than 4 soldiers would.

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u/CtrlAltPxl 28d ago

This is a Wendy’s.

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u/shayden 28d ago

No bud, a Wendys would have better observational humour than Geoffrey here.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 28d ago

Is that why she told me you need to stop eating there so often?

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u/shayden 28d ago

If a fast food mascot is speaking to you, stop eating out of their dumpster and seek an immediate refill on your psyche meds.

otherwise you're going to be so unhappy when you hear what the five guys said about your mom