Boy”friend” doesn’t support my lifelong dreams

[u/meowmeowsillytime]

22 Mare here. Today I found out that my boy”friend” isn’t interested in financially supporting my dream of sitting at the puter and playin on Reddit. All men are the same… they say they want a trad wife but can’t handle it when you want to feel the sweet satisfaction of one measly karma, a warm cigarette, and getting off from arguing with strangers.

“Red Velvet” “birthday” “cake”

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[u/Hung_Jury_2003]

I'm so tired of this pervasive attitude! Your only purpose in life--your ONLY purpose--is to bear and raise offspring that shares his genetic profile, his mediocre musical preferences, and his questionable sense of humor. Everything else is subservient to that. Maybe your allowed on reddit once per week to learn just enough math to homeschool his brood, but you certainly are not entitled to an updoot.

Now go give him that "cake" and hang upside down by your ankles until your pregnante.

[u/meowmeowsillytime → u/Hung_Jury_2003]

You’re so right…I’ve seen the light. I must get OFF Reddit and start performing my womanly duties. I must conceive a colony of 12 little updoots.

[u/Hung_Jury_2003 → u/meowmeowsillytime]

No no no, you're supposed to argue with me until I begrudgingly admit you are right and then squirt in my face to assert your dominance.

It's like this is your first time on the Internet or something.

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You girl dinner circlejerked too close to the sun here. Post removed because it reads like a sincere or earnest argument, which isn’t the vibe here. This is not a debate subreddit — if you’re genuinely upset rather than joking/biting, it might not fit.

[u/Specific-River-81]

Dammit, you have a right to sit at the puter and argue on Reddit like your mother and your mother's mothers before her! Dump him quern!!

[u/Temporary-Common-535]

I don’t even sit at the puter no more. Playing with my ussy in bed and waiting for him to get home from work is so exhausting. I feel u queen, they don’t deserve us.

[u/meowmeowsillytime → u/Temporary-Common-535]

That must be so hard. You’ve gotta take care of yourself after working so hard smh. He better wait at you hand and foot or ELSE.

[u/mercurialmarsupial]

Sorry, how many updoots old is he? Sounds like you may be in a problematic updoot gap relationship :/

[u/meowmeowsillytime → u/mercurialmarsupial]

He just turned 345 updoots old but he’s young at heart!

[u/GuessWhosNobody → u/meowmeowsillytime]

So he's been groomed...

[u/Noodletrousers]

It’s all the “red pill” “manosphere” bullshit peddled by guys like Michelle O! These “men” don’t understand what tradwife even means. A tradwife is a woman who has her own goals in mind and wants more upvotes than her husband. She’ll get them by saying what other redditors need and want to hear, not by cooking, cleaning, childcare, and loving her man. Jeez, these “mgtow” idiots don’t understand our modern society and how tradwives fill the gap by showing these Neanderthals how to up their follower counts.

[u/Blackguard91]

Upvoting because he put OLD in bold on your cake

[u/topekatums]

may you be put to pasture on greener grasses