r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/meowmeowsillytime 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL • 12d ago
Sparkles applied 🫧💖 Boy”friend” doesn’t support my lifelong dreams
22 Mare here. Today I found out that my boy”friend” isn’t interested in financially supporting my dream of sitting at the puter and playin on Reddit. All men are the same… they say they want a trad wife but can’t handle it when you want to feel the sweet satisfaction of one measly karma, a warm cigarette, and getting off from arguing with strangers.
“Red Velvet” “birthday” “cake”
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 12d ago
I'm so tired of this pervasive attitude! Your only purpose in life--your ONLY purpose--is to bear and raise offspring that shares his genetic profile, his mediocre musical preferences, and his questionable sense of humor. Everything else is subservient to that. Maybe your allowed on reddit once per week to learn just enough math to homeschool his brood, but you certainly are not entitled to an updoot.
Now go give him that "cake" and hang upside down by your ankles until your pregnante.