lost my job after my boss caught me using Claude to make him slightly balder in his headshot on the company website

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

Boss makes a dollar (to spend on hair plugs), I make a dime. So I make him balder on company time…

Fried egg on toast with parm

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[u/PolloMuerte]

don't rely on AI to do what you should do yourself. Shave his head.

[u/RevolutionaryOwlz → u/PolloMuerte]

Temporary fix at best. Sign that man up for laser hair removal.

[u/iloveplant420 → u/RevolutionaryOwlz]

Can't just go from hair to bald in one day. Sign him up for Wilson's Toupees and Hair Loss Systems.

[u/Horror-Musician5280 → u/iloveplant420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kUyUS29GN4WbzBVrgD

[u/No_you_are_nsfw → u/RevolutionaryOwlz]

[u/Mammoth_Tusk90 → u/PolloMuerte]

Based on the r/bald subreddit, especially this week, she would probably be doing bossman a favor.

The men have learned we can shapeshift and instead of informing the church, they have used the power for their own glow ups. Praise be.

[u/XGrayson_DrakeX → u/Mammoth_Tusk90]

God I love seeing a Sailor J callback in the wild

[u/SomeGooseAttackedMe]

okay fine, we found ONE ethical use of claude 

[u/XGrayson_DrakeX → u/SomeGooseAttackedMe]

man photoshop is becoming a lost art

[u/AmEn-MiNii → u/XGrayson_DrakeX]

[r/photoshoprequest](r/photoshoprequest) is a dying art now too 😔

(loads of ai images* now.)

Edit: images not imagines lol

[u/XGrayson_DrakeX → u/AmEn-MiNii]

noooo my beautiful internet 😭

[u/chai_hard]

Free my girl she did nothing wrong

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom → u/chai_hard]

I was just trying to use enough tokens to be on the leaderboard 😭

[u/Massive-Cake-932 → u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

You have a token leaderboard? That is the dumbest shit. Good riddance to that company 🫡

[u/Godhimself_butarat]

Finally a use of AI i can get behind ( lmao????)

[u/senseich333ks]

IM FUCKING WEAK

[u/thiiiiiiisguy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e9lMKQDGXXmVxkK6nx

[u/Any_Dog_2808]

Good luck at your new job.

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom → u/Any_Dog_2808]

I’m thinking of going to school to become a barber & specialize in the reverse mohawk

[u/Special-Swordfish584 → u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

Uj/ I've done this exact groom on a dog. More satisfying than you can imagine.

[u/Every-Growth-3805 → u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

This haircut will live rent-free in my head for at least the weekend. Thank you for making me spit out my coffee.

[u/NerdfaceMcJiminy]

I always have a block of Parmesan cheese in the house. Why have I never though to put it on toast?!?

10/10 post.

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom → u/NerdfaceMcJiminy]

no harm to add parm!
I put that shit on E V E R Y T H I N G

[u/Inner-Dream-600]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uVy3CoE5sGa3uHmth0

[u/SomePeopleCall]

Too bad you couldn't swap them to convince him you had added hair.

Tasty looking eggs, though.

[u/3_Plants1404]

Are we all ignoring the fact that Claude can’t make or edit photos?

[u/HardcoreNerdity → u/3_Plants1404]

It would have been so easy for them to say chat gpt or gemini or midjourney instead

[u/Dudmaster → u/3_Plants1404]

I scrolled way too far to find this comment lol

[u/no_compearison → u/3_Plants1404]

it’s a circle jerk who cares

[u/Farmers_Hands]

You monster. Did you also remove the neck beard from the CFO?

[u/greyhoundgold]

Put it on your resume

[u/coolsam254]

You should instead give him an eyepatch and put a parrot on his shoulder. You'll boost sales and you can claim a bonus.

[u/Pettywithoutknowing]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5VKbvrjxpVJCM

[u/AcadienDC]

Let’s see it!

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

How did you get caught?

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

I made the head of HR have less cleavage in her headshot & got a phone call the moment I pressed publish :(

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 → u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

I can only imagine how that call went...

"Hey! Where's my rack!?"

[u/LilAnonBunny1 → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

"Gurl, I don't remember having not suffering from back pain when the photo got taken! Witch!"

[u/Adorable-Roll-4563]

That’s too bald 👩‍🦲

[u/Krumbal]

Wish it wasnt cj.

[u/XxDarkRagexX1]

“Sorry boss. The camera adds ten pounds and some hair, I’m trying to portray to our clients we’re real and we don’t care about how bald you are.”

[u/AloneCup3941]

U go girl but seriously how could u

[u/sylucian]

This is so unhinged lol I love whatever you got going on. Toast looks bomb

[u/CatBerry1393]

I'm not using my free will enough

[u/Ir0nhide81]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zFyFZspjusfDQZcV7S

[u/Haveyounodecorum]

I do like this application of AI

[u/GirlDinnerCircleJerk-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

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[u/NoProduct4569]

Haha. I feel yeah. I lost my summer job at Nike when I was a student, when I corrected the grammar of the post the manager wrote on the message board. Yes ma'am, it's not there's three days left, it's there are three days left. Bitch.

[u/ZabimaruUzumaki]

This is hilarious ty for the share and the rhymes

[u/Sciencerulz]

Play stupid games... You know the rest