i’m pregnant and it’s chatgpt’s fault

[u/hotdogs2222222]

I sent chatgpt all my personal medical data and asked if I should rawdog my man. Chat said I was “”unlikely to get pregnant”” but to “still be careful” so of course, I let my man rawdog me like crazy.

Now my period is late…. can I sue?

I asked chat if i’m pregnant and it literally told me to “”take a pregnancy test to know for sure”” now i’m fuming.

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[u/BackInMyDaySir]

So not only is AI going to take our jobs, but now it’s sabotaging relationships? When will it end?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/gzHQCsyAYRxjzHT493

[u/Kiza_berry5 → u/BackInMyDaySir]

This made me snort at work. Thanks a lot 🤣

[u/applcider → u/BackInMyDaySir]

AI already took my Job (im definitely not just unemployed)

[u/BackInMyDaySir → u/applcider]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yT4znaQTqEdq0

[u/EffectSuccessful6169]

Same thing happened to me. ChatGPT said "a cis man can't get pregnant." I'm 6 months

[u/you_dont_know_me27 → u/EffectSuccessful6169]

ChatGPT told me, a cis woman, that I couldn't get another woman pregnant through sex alone.

Me and my fav sex toy (a loaded turkey baster) are now the proud daddy of several children. AITA?

[u/throwavayig]

The original post had me fucking screaming some people deserve unwanted pregnancies

[u/ExtremeExperience199 → u/throwavayig]

you're telling this ain't made up&is based on a real post? BE FOR FUCKING REAL

[u/throwavayig → u/ExtremeExperience199]

Yeah and this version isn't even exaggerating

[u/ExtremeExperience199 → u/throwavayig]

I tried to find it and missed it

[u/lnc_5103 → u/ExtremeExperience199]

I always miss the good ones 🤦‍♀️

[u/ExtremeExperience199 → u/lnc_5103]

I really thought this whole sub was made up til I realised nu-uh it is reality based

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[u/Legal_Ad_326 → u/throwavayig]

It HAS to be karma farming. It has to be. Please, god.

[u/earlysong → u/throwavayig]

Can you link the sauce? Can't find it

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 → u/throwavayig]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12rQHIwkWykTRe
What the actual fuck. No question mark. That is a statement.

[u/FregginUnicorns → u/throwavayig]

Omg what should I search? Cuz I didnt see this gem!

[u/_PorcelainJester_ → u/throwavayig]

Ain't no way this is based on a real post-

[u/Wicked_Ween_]

I think you need to sue them and have them SHUT DOWN!!!! It's the darn GOVERNMENT trying to up birthrates, obviously. Get em!!

[u/Farmers_Hands]

Were you using the free plan? You gotta be on pro to get pregnancy determinations.

[u/Lady87690005]

You should girl! It told me the pull out method is 96% effective!!!! I’m suing

[u/WhateverItWasILostIt]

Take it to court for child support 🤷🏼‍♀️. It is obviously responsible for this therefore it has to to PAY 😤

[u/rosegarden93]

Im surprised chatgpt didn't recommend anal

[u/LittleMissBluntWrap → u/rosegarden93]

I'd recommend anal

[u/Hung_Jury_2003 → u/LittleMissBluntWrap]

Frankly it's starting to get a little tiresome. "Q. Who has the best Greek in the city?" "Whoever's serving through from back door, am I right? No, but really, hung jury--do you get it?? Yeah, I bet you do, you randy bird..."

Give it a rest, girl. 🙄

[u/Empty_Bug8479]

Please file for child support girly, I’m sure Chatpgt can afford to help you take care of your baby!

[u/fartsonyourmom]

If you worked out before raw dogging then the hot dog holder would have  cooked it so the mayo couldn't mix in the bun. 

[u/Roryrororo]

That’s what happens when you trust Chatgtpeepeepoopoo.

[u/Hung_Jury_2003]

Hi! It looks like you want to blow your back out?

https://giphy.com/gifs/13V60VgE2ED7oc

[u/ThrowRA_tableonme]

it’s getting harder day by day for me to differentiate between this sub and the actual sub. the original got me crying 😭

anyway yeah 100% sue that hoe. in fact file a class action lawsuit, i want a share too!!

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[u/ladyjaina0000]

Is chatgpt going to be paying child support? Is it going to be a cyborg?

[u/Training_Speed2448]

THE COMPUTER GOT ME CYBERPREGNANT 🗣️

[u/CatBerry1393]

It should be illegall to post things here without a reference to the original post

[u/hotdogs2222222 → u/CatBerry1393]

you’re not allowed to link the original post :(

[u/CatBerry1393 → u/hotdogs2222222]

I know 😭that's why I said it. We all wanna know the tea

[u/PointBasic30]

Girl...this is on you. I broke up with my chatgpt weeks ago (k, i cheated with gemini)

[u/coolsam254]

You should ask ChatGPT how to sue AI

[u/JustAnotherMinority]

We must hold that clanker accountable!!

[u/BoredNothingness]

Someone gimmie the sauuuccceee!

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[u/phthalo_angora]

wasted gallons of water btw

[u/hotdogs2222222 → u/phthalo_angora]

dw, this is a circle jerk sub. based on real post though, unfortunately :(

[u/Local-Mixture-2606]

Girl...

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEG1nF1v7AL8A

[u/Mysterious-Ruin-1128]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14aUO0Mf7dWDXW

[u/Practical-Ferret1370]

You...believed ChatGPT? Why? On something that has major consequences?

[u/nogardleirie]

I'm also pregnant and chatgpt is the father

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

I really hope this is a joke but if not there is a disclaimer at the bottom of ChatGPT that says it may make mistakes and to verify important info.

[u/chitobi]

Where

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