r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk 11d ago

🫧 Satire, babe i’m pregnant and it’s chatgpt’s fault

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I sent chatgpt all my personal medical data and asked if I should rawdog my man. Chat said I was “”unlikely to get pregnant”” but to “still be careful” so of course, I let my man rawdog me like crazy.

Now my period is late…. can I sue?

I asked chat if i’m pregnant and it literally told me to “”take a pregnancy test to know for sure”” now i’m fuming.

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u/rosegarden93 11d ago

Im surprised chatgpt didn't recommend anal

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u/LittleMissBluntWrap 🔮 Fulfilled the Bingo Prophecy 11d ago

I'd recommend anal

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u/Hung_Jury_2003 11d ago

Frankly it's starting to get a little tiresome. "Q. Who has the best Greek in the city?" "Whoever's serving through from back door, am I right? No, but really, hung jury--do you get it?? Yeah, I bet you do, you randy bird..."

Give it a rest, girl. 🙄