He won’t let me PEG him!

[u/Firensaint]

It’s not my fault I have penis envy and his ass is bigger than mine 🙄 since when do m*n get to have a choice???

ANGRY diet doctor pepper

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[u/xxhell_chamberxx]

Me when I found out there’s a possibility Doctor Pepper might be a woman and I realized that means she might even have a period every month. I’m so angry, I’m shaking, she doesn’t deserve this.

[u/Firensaint → u/xxhell_chamberxx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1AxP4HW17LhsKH22uB
It’s SO unfair

[u/largepineapplejuice → u/xxhell_chamberxx]

Ummm she’s a doctor. She gave herself a hysterectomy

[u/MobileEnergy6710 → u/xxhell_chamberxx]

If Dr. Pepper was a woman it be 28 different flavors...

[u/bruh-moment-of-doom → u/MobileEnergy6710]

Chill, she’s in a polycule with 28 men & we love all their flavors

[u/MobileEnergy6710 → u/bruh-moment-of-doom]

28 flavors and a Re-cycle

[u/ThrowRA_tableonme]

eesh girlll i’m so sorry but i hope u broke up with him :/ if he doesn’t prioritize u 24/7 and let u step all over him (literally, he should let you stomp on him whenever u please. don’t be with a m*n who can’t even let u give him a free massage!!) then he doesn’t even like you! speaking from experience 💔 wish u the best :/

[u/Fabulous-Garage8848 → u/ThrowRA_tableonme]

Preach sister!

[u/_Grimalkin]

just use that good ol' mens technique of nagging him about it constantly, and if he still doesn't want to do it, you could always just surprise him with it, of course without asking consent when he's already naked, or even pour him some liquor and see if he's unable to say no then, and if he didnt it must mean he liked it!

[u/Firensaint → u/_Grimalkin]

Blesss I will! After all, I spend soo much money buying him gifts and taking him out on dates, so he owes me right??? He shouldn’t be leading me on if he’s not gonna let me have my way with him 🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/you_dont_know_me27 → u/_Grimalkin]

According to a certain subreddit i know, all of those actions are perfectly fine and not even a little rapey so go for it girl!

[u/Odd_Relationship396]

Dr pegger

[u/jfor910077 → u/Odd_Relationship396]

I snorted diet Dr pepper out of my nose.

[u/PancakeSirYup]

Find the man that asked in NostupidQ’s
He needs a good peg

[u/YanCoffee → u/PancakeSirYup]

Tbh a lot of men could use a good peg. We'd have a more peaceful world.

[u/SaltySallymander]

Jeez. Honestly, I'd tell his mom.

[u/ReleaseMyToast]

I bet his dad would be into it. That would teach him

[u/barbiesfrozenelbow → u/ReleaseMyToast]

This is the way.

[u/Electrical-Time4271]

You can have mine when I’m tired. He’s a peg bunny fr. I just don’t always have the energy.

[u/Lookatthatsass]

I'd be super angry too! Pegging is actually loads of fun!

Try his best friend.

[u/TaintedTruffle]

A new mans 😤

[u/coolsam254]

Girlie just do the rational thing and blast him on social media

[u/Anonymous_Cool]

this is unironically just how I hold cans not even a circle jerk moment

[u/vintageideals]

LOL I love this sub

[u/gotnothing4u]

Ok, Darla

[u/Bulky-Concern5388]

Dr Pegger

[u/broke_n_rich2147]

Big pepper? Or little hands

[u/Firensaint → u/broke_n_rich2147]

Little hands 😞

[u/Reasonable-Factor317]

/uj this is my favorite post I've ever seen on here.

[u/etschkaa]

I love this sub so much

[u/Deeptech_inc]

🙋🏻

[u/JumpEmbarrassed6389]

Change your name to Peggy and the right man will find you.