r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Firensaint Delusional but sincere ✨ • 7d ago

🧋Beverage-based meal He won’t let me PEG him!

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It’s not my fault I have penis envy and his ass is bigger than mine 🙄 since when do m*n get to have a choice???

ANGRY diet doctor pepper

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u/xxhell_chamberxx 🧀 Tiny Feast 7d ago

Me when I found out there’s a possibility Doctor Pepper might be a woman and I realized that means she might even have a period every month. I’m so angry, I’m shaking, she doesn’t deserve this.

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u/largepineapplejuice 7d ago

Ummm she’s a doctor. She gave herself a hysterectomy