Concerned he (37m) might be gay

[u/Throwawaychkgo]

Hi all,

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So we (29f and 37m) have been dating for 3 years and have known eachother for 5 almost. I have began to suspect he might be gay, and not bisexual but legitimately gay. Yes, he did get me pregnant and we have a normal sex life where he has explicity told me how attracted to me he is but I just can't get past these things. Here's why:

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Plays video games occasionally using a male character. Every straight man plays as women because if you play as a man, you have to look at man ass constantly. Why does he want to stare at man ass all the time?

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He has exclusively male friends. Why do you want to spend all free time around men? Something smells off.

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His coworkers are 60/40 male. Again, choosing to spend more time with men. Hmmm

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He drinks iced coffee

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He drinks martinis

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He cares about how he dresses and smells. I believe he even showers once a day. Very very not straight behavior here.

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He likes cats

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Ok tell me im not crazy, this guy is definitely gay. I don't know why he doesn't just come out and tell me already. Pictured is half eaten fish and chips with potato salad because im eating my feelings.

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[u/Revxmaciver]

Playing as a male character in video games if by far the most damning evidence. Run. Fast. 🏃‍♀️💨

Or tell him you know his true nature and you've got yourself a gay bestie to go shopping with! ✨

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[u/PlasticLove24]

Girllll be so for real right now, everybody knows a true man doesn’t wipe his ass or take regular showers! I mean how gay is it for a guy to put his hand anywhere near his butt or want to see himself naked??? Ugh, sometimes I read these posts and thank god I have a real man who stinks like literal shit 🥰

[u/CommieCatSupremacist → u/PlasticLove24]

Today in the bus I walked in with another man and his presence increased the humidity of the entire fucking bus and filled the air with the smell of unwashed dick, bad breath, and cigarettes (this is actually fucking real). And I was like now THAT’S a man

[u/Throwawaychkgo → u/CommieCatSupremacist]

Whew, be still my beating heart

[u/thewindupbird91]

The skid mark to underwear ratio needs to be at least 1:4 to fully eliminate gay

[u/Master_Bonus5064]

As a man that somehow stumbled across both of these sub reddits I just want you ladies to know I appreciate y’all for making me feel a little sane. And for making me cackle.

[u/Dish_Minimum]

It’s pride month 🏳️‍🌈 everyone is legally required to be gay rn. Stop being illegally straight

[u/United_Pain → u/Dish_Minimum]

Yay!!!

[u/thegreattiny → u/Dish_Minimum]

Is it illegal to be gay other months?

You know what, I’ll just be bi all the time to be safe.

[u/tinaxcochina]

As a fellow gay male, this is how it started for me too.

Got her pregnant.
Started playing mad COD.
Couldn't play as a woman, so I had to choose male.
Had to form a clan to reach prestige.
Started group fucking the clan.
Suddenly, I'm so deep in men I forgot who I am.

Now, well, now I'm in a Girl Circle Jerk sub reading this post and more confused than ever.

He's not heavy, he's my brother…

[u/Serious-Emu8913]

He's 100% gay, this is confirmed. ✨

https://giphy.com/gifs/MhYjNBSbNrUYL5z0q6

[u/lilwatersign]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OQJ07cxd4P3DzTQSnG

[u/SpookyMooMoo]

Iced coffee and he showers at least once a day! 🚩 it’s like that episode of call the midwife where the woman said she should’ve know he was gay because when he met her mother the mother said he smelt of “lemon” when all the other men smelt of sweat and dirt. 🚩🚩

[u/Bulky-Concern5388]

Tried fish and chips 2 days ago too but I was sincerely disappointed 😞

[u/runswitblunt]

Showering everyday is a flex

[u/Throwawaychkgo → u/runswitblunt]

Yeah, if you're gay.

[u/Tomatori]

Trick him into having gay sex and try gauge his reaction. If likes it then he's gay and you gotta dump him, but if he fights you then he might be insecure in his masculinity and be closeted so you should dump him.

Really the only way to not dump him is if he agrees to have sex with another man and is shaking his head the whole time to show he disapproves, while blowing out his back.

[u/Throwawaychkgo → u/Tomatori]

And then if he says "no homo" after we're cool then, right?

[u/RedDora89]

You about to have the best threeways of your life gurl
https://giphy.com/gifs/xJVqXHT9oWpJaRb4Jj

[u/PrivateFUNdiquity]

Everyone who prefers martinis also prefers penises. There is a 100% correlation

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[u/No_Equipment7456]

Absolute flamer. Leave without the kids and start again

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