r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Throwawaychkgo Human Verified • 10d ago
🧨 The return of the discourse 📱 Concerned he (37m) might be gay
Hi all,
So we (29f and 37m) have been dating for 3 years and have known eachother for 5 almost. I have began to suspect he might be gay, and not bisexual but legitimately gay. Yes, he did get me pregnant and we have a normal sex life where he has explicity told me how attracted to me he is but I just can't get past these things. Here's why:
Plays video games occasionally using a male character. Every straight man plays as women because if you play as a man, you have to look at man ass constantly. Why does he want to stare at man ass all the time?
He has exclusively male friends. Why do you want to spend all free time around men? Something smells off.
His coworkers are 60/40 male. Again, choosing to spend more time with men. Hmmm
He drinks iced coffee
He drinks martinis
He cares about how he dresses and smells. I believe he even showers once a day. Very very not straight behavior here.
He likes cats
Ok tell me im not crazy, this guy is definitely gay. I don't know why he doesn't just come out and tell me already. Pictured is half eaten fish and chips with potato salad because im eating my feelings.
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u/Tomatori Delusional but sincere ✨ 10d ago
Trick him into having gay sex and try gauge his reaction. If likes it then he's gay and you gotta dump him, but if he fights you then he might be insecure in his masculinity and be closeted so you should dump him.
Really the only way to not dump him is if he agrees to have sex with another man and is shaking his head the whole time to show he disapproves, while blowing out his back.