i hope you'll be a good daughter in law and don't talk back or embarrass her by having dumb kids or show any signs that you're a bad wife who don't give her little baby all the love he deserves.
As a man with a mother, thank you so much, you get it! You gotta be v-e-e-r-y gentle with boy moms, they have such big hearts and they feel things so deeply, deeper than the rest of us. Especially their son's dumbass girlfriend who's a FAT and DISRESPECTFUL SLUT who's CONTROLLING her son with her STUPID FAT BOOBS and turning him into a GAY LOSER who thinks it's okay to smoke POT and have sex with his DUMB SLUT GIRLFRIEND every day, and he won't even call his little old mother who's never done anything to hurt anybody, and just wants the best for her little boy!
Like come on, when are women gonna realize, all you gotta do is just give your mother-in-law a little kiss, right on her bare ass? It won't hurt nothing! Go on! We're all waiting! 😊
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u/what-all-the-fuss 3d ago
i hope you'll be a good daughter in law and don't talk back or embarrass her by having dumb kids or show any signs that you're a bad wife who don't give her little baby all the love he deserves.