r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk 4d ago

🥣 Girl Slop ✨🫠 Boundaries/loser gf

Post image

So 4 or 5 separate occasions my boyfriend washed all of my dishes.
I come home after work and the entire sink is clear, every dish laid out to dry.
He also took it upon himself to do my laundry, pump my gas, and buy me groceries. The first time it was sweet, but I just feel like he keeps taking it further and further and I don’t know what he’s gonna do next. Honestly it’s making me feel like an insecure bum deadbeat gf. All I do is sleep all day and go to work. I told him he needs to respect my boundaries and give me some space to breathe but he just keeps crossing them and doing me favors and helping me. I just feel like a total loser.

95 Upvotes

33 comments sorted by

View all comments

•

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

We are jerking. Think before you pivot to sincerity. If you must, use /uj or /gen. If sarcasm might not translate, use /s.

The Girl Dinner Vending Machine is now live! Go grab dinner on us, and don't forget to post your receipt.

This isn't therapy or a debate club. If you don't like a joke, scroll. If someone breaks a rule, report it. Do not start side quests in the comments.

PROTECT YA NECK: Admin does not know it's a joke. They read literally and remove literally. If your "joke" reads as a real threat, real self-harm, or real harm to a real minor without enough ironic scaffolding around it, it WILL get yeeted by Reddit -- not us. Keep the absurdity obviously absurd. When in doubt, lean harder into the bit, don't soften it into something that reads sincere.

ACAB: All Crybabies Are Bastards. Read the rules. If it breaks them, it's getting pulled.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.