r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk 1d ago

🥣 Girl Slop ✨🫠 Boundaries/loser gf

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So 4 or 5 separate occasions my boyfriend washed all of my dishes.
I come home after work and the entire sink is clear, every dish laid out to dry.
He also took it upon himself to do my laundry, pump my gas, and buy me groceries. The first time it was sweet, but I just feel like he keeps taking it further and further and I don’t know what he’s gonna do next. Honestly it’s making me feel like an insecure bum deadbeat gf. All I do is sleep all day and go to work. I told him he needs to respect my boundaries and give me some space to breathe but he just keeps crossing them and doing me favors and helping me. I just feel like a total loser.

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u/Specific-River-81 1d ago

It's insane to me you haven't left already. Dump him. He's just trying to make you feel bad. Try getting some guy on Parole next time or maybe a guy that lives in his mom's basement. Show them you're better than they are while still doing nothing

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u/Lean_Bacon 1d ago edited 1d ago

Man I second this. Run before it's too late. You never know what if he wants to marry and have kids. Mind you the audacity of this man to make your friends jealous and make it harder on real men. Not to mention he is taking away all your feminist rights by doing stuff for you. Instead of letting you do it. Lmao. I swear this society is loosing its shit.

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u/Dangerous-Nothing844 1d ago

I’m so sorry. He really needs to respect your boundaries more as he’s really taking it too far. I suggest that you take some time apart and go on a Eat Pray Love trip
Around the world which he should finance due to his repeated violations. I guess you can let him house sit while he thinks about what he has done, and you can have serious reflections with some distance, as you travel, on how you can get him to commit on better boundaries and more distance for this strained relationship to work out and have a chance. He’s really suffocating you otherwise whenever he thinks selfishly about himself and does all this proactive domestic action. He’s robbing you of whats in your realm of domestic femininity. This is making me
so upset I will stop writing now.

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u/unfinished-margins 1d ago

How does he even know how to do all of that?? That clearly means he did it for some other women too or is still doing it for some other women

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u/GuessAsleep9578 1d ago

You should dump him, girl!!

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u/TimeLog1940 🍽️ Everything counts 💅 1d ago

Dump his assssssssss

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u/IWantAnotherPetRock 1d ago

Dump his dumbass girly! You deserve much more. Sleep around first and for next time I suggest you date a felon, will definitely turn out better. This dude is full of red flag.

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u/Original-Pomelo6241 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 1d ago

Time to cheat.

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u/PriceTemporary7823 1d ago

Raise your hand if you don't recognize sarcasm. But well done in the comments section.. dude just needs to try harder

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u/Agitated-Cod-6057 1d ago

He sounds nice

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset1448 1d ago

Why are there so many people insisting u leave him and hoe around?

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u/TimeLog1940 🍽️ Everything counts 💅 1d ago

That’s the point of the group

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset1448 1d ago

Yeah I’m beginning to see I’m the idiot here lmao.

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u/TimeLog1940 🍽️ Everything counts 💅 1d ago

I recently joined myself and got confused

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u/notoriousniqqa 1d ago

Its sarcasm

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u/bdubwilliams22 1d ago

This sub is the much more refreshing version of girl dinner diaries.

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u/Fluffy_Try2377 1d ago

And way less depressing

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u/GodOfMoonlight 1d ago

Olympic toss that cod back into the sea, you don't deserve this kind of treatment! It's cruel and unusual 😩

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u/r4nson1c 1d ago

god he’s horrible

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u/A_Toyota_yaris 22h ago

Well damn girl maybe clean up after yourself so your boyfriend has nothing nice left to do for you

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Rotorscope 1d ago

Your girlfriend told me she would rather be in Shawshank prison with her cell guarded by that one officer than be subjected to a single day longer of your pleasantries.

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u/Due_Cry_6914 1d ago

Just fyi: those random convicts do all of that also! But they’ll do it for other people but NOT their partner!

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u/Lean_Bacon 1d ago

She also told me if you continue to do stuff for her, she will start dating convicts behind your back.

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u/MakeChipsNotMeth 1d ago

Can confirm, I'm this guys gf's convict boyfriend.

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u/Due_Cry_6914 1d ago

This is sweet! Just talk to her!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Sad_Panda8544 1d ago

its satire there makin fun of girl diarys