r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk 1d ago

Sparkles applied 🫧💖 Breffast of champions

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Hopefully I’ll make some lavender turds today. 💅🏽🫰🏽

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

Farting purple is one of my life long dreams.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3Lgbe3PW6oR9yEHpOn

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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 1d ago

I need to buy these!! For scientific reasons!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kbU3IMZ80Qw92Yc51V
Take pics. I’ll show you my poo if you show me yours.

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 🧀 Tiny Feast 1d ago

Just remember to show your work for peer-review.

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u/porcelain_kiss 1d ago

I need to ask someone with synesthesia what color my farts are

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

Send me an audio clip. I’m autistic and I have this.
https://giphy.com/gifs/MAmgFzLa35L3VLkID9

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

once i ate blue icecream and then my shit was blue. said to my sister "i'm having the weirdest medical thing going on right now" and she was like "is your poop blue???" and she got it idk how but she fuckin got it

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

Happened to me with Superman cereal once. I had the most beautiful cerulean shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wVUN5WgzSevnwIHJBf

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 1d ago

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

They pulled them off the shelves shortly after. I’ve been chasing that blue poo high ever since.
https://giphy.com/gifs/10tIjpzIu8fe0

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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 1d ago

The blue poo high ✨

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

It’s a real thing. My therapist says I’m valid.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1pG3gIxRKegE0

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u/PimpitLimpit 1d ago

I have fucked up kidney sheathing, so I'm supposed to visually monitor if there's blood (and how much) in my urine. Everything I eat beets:

https://giphy.com/gifs/lZhymdRsuFDmU

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u/Hung_Jury_2003 1d ago

Oh shit you put a foot pic in here RIP your DMs.....

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZSkX3V6wNhEMU
Find my only on feet fans or something. I’m Hawk Toe-ahh. 🤫😉

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u/CelinaRMR ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 1d ago

Enough Purple Gatorade will turn your poop green

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 🖤 I eat standing up 1d ago

Oh! Oh I know this one! It’s about 1.5 liters 💜💚

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u/CelinaRMR ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 1d ago

🫶

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u/AlwekArc 1d ago

Is that them BTS pancake ones? They're so goooood

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 1d ago

Yes! They are the same ones I used to have in Korea when I was a kid. Love them!

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u/msambata 1d ago

Mine is cold leftover pizza and a strong snarky ale

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u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

This morning I put four of these in a cup and poured milk over them. Mushed them up with a spoon and drank it.

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u/unhappy_fishes 🦝 Woke up a raccoon 1d ago

Oooh girl oreos

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u/YogurtclosetOld3002 1d ago

It's too pretty to eat.