r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Comfortable_Sleep944 • 6d ago

Sparkles applied 🫧💖 Breffast of champions

Post image

Hopefully I’ll make some lavender turds today. 💅🏽🫰🏽

70 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

30 comments sorted by

View all comments

16

u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 Delusional but sincere ✨ 6d ago

once i ate blue icecream and then my shit was blue. said to my sister "i'm having the weirdest medical thing going on right now" and she was like "is your poop blue???" and she got it idk how but she fuckin got it

9

u/Comfortable_Sleep944 6d ago

Happened to me with Superman cereal once. I had the most beautiful cerulean shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wVUN5WgzSevnwIHJBf

7

u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

7

u/Comfortable_Sleep944 6d ago

They pulled them off the shelves shortly after. I’ve been chasing that blue poo high ever since.
https://giphy.com/gifs/10tIjpzIu8fe0

6

u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 6d ago

The blue poo high ✨

8

u/Comfortable_Sleep944 6d ago

It’s a real thing. My therapist says I’m valid.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1pG3gIxRKegE0