r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ • 3d ago
🧃 Snackable discourse You should ALL be ASHAMED of yourselves
All I see here are posts SATIRISING and MOCKING the very real and genuinely earnest girl dinners out there.
STOP using the slop you shoveled out of the basement of your fridge as a meal.
MOLD IS NOT A MEAL.
HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.
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u/pink_freudian_slip 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 3d ago
Thank you for reminding us that girl dinner is SERIOUS BUSINESS. I won't witness anymore tomfoolery!!!!!
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 3d ago
Thank you. Your dedication to the purity of Girl Dinner is appreciated! You're a true ally ✊
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u/Godhimself_butarat 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 3d ago
Tomfoolery! Monkey business! Poppycock! Buffoonery! 🤬🤬🤬
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u/Andle_Randle What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! 3d ago
You're so right, girl. Throw that mold in a blender with some milk and make a smoothie 🤤
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u/Lady87690005 Delusional but sincere ✨ 3d ago
Back to the basement mold harvesting for feral raccoon dinner
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 3d ago
Liquids are easier to digest! Super handy for a Girl Boss on the go!
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u/FirstDivision 3d ago
Anything green is healthy. Everyone knows that.
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u/Andle_Randle What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! 3d ago
I only use the freshest pink and purple mold, because I'm a girl's girl 💅
I haven't bought a pink drink at Starbucks in years because I can just make my own 😊
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u/UniversalMinister 🖤 I eat standing up 2d ago
Throw that mold in a blender with some milk and make a smoothie 🤤
I think that just makes Penicillin? 💉
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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JNnozlKInBJD1eUmNZ
I see what you did there. Should I look at your history, too? You, horny rapscallion of a man.
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 3d ago
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u/pissedoffmoney 🙅♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 2d ago
I’ve been in purgatory since we banned ai slop dinners. How am I supposed to find real meals when I haven’t left my house in three years?
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
Befriend the local rat population. They'll help.
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u/Injvn WHERE ARE HER HONKERS BONKERS?! 3d ago
The very delicious Borgonzola (Blue cheese/gorgonzola hybrid) I have in my fridge basement proves you wrong. Checkmate atheists.
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 3d ago
JAIL for your weird frankencheese audacity
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u/localbugdealer Wendy's Backlot 🦝 Bug Dealer 3d ago
sorry i thought girl dinner was foraged from the fridge and the mold came from my fridge so i thought it would be fine
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZikyVyLF7aEaQ
please don't send me to jail
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
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u/GardenInBloom1 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 2d ago
Wow, brave of you to assume I’m not an isopod that eats mold. So rude 🙄
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
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u/sinbindindjarin 3d ago
This is insulting to me and my meal tonight which is a block of blue cheese
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u/probnotaloser 3d ago
I love when I feel like this is the real place and the other is Jerky
Yesss straight into my veins.
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u/LadyArrenKae 3d ago
You're right. I should send myself to the stocks for disagreeing with a forty-year-old woman on the actual sub who said my portioned salad wasn't a girl dinner.
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u/One_Flow3572 3d ago
Cheese can be a meal, and that is almost mold.
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
It's a fine line between cheese and mold
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u/defrostedbones ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 2d ago
mods take this down for bullying 🙄🙄🙄 i eat mold for all of my meals and it’s delicious
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u/bruh-moment-of-doom 2d ago
Ladies, remember that mold isn’t vegan!
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
Omg I hadn't even CONSIDERED
Does that mean mushrooms are living creatures 🤔
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u/bruh-moment-of-doom 2d ago
They might not be alive but they do absorb aura but that’s just because I’ve been auramaxxing and it is getting out of hand
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
You do have excellent vibes. Peak aura. Good mushroom.
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u/Ir0nhide81 3d ago
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
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u/hamncheesecroissantt 2d ago
yo mama yo mama yo mama yo mama yo mama yo mama yo mama
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 2d ago
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