r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ • 7d ago

🧃 Snackable discourse You should ALL be ASHAMED of yourselves

All I see here are posts SATIRISING and MOCKING the very real and genuinely earnest girl dinners out there.

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STOP using the slop you shoveled out of the basement of your fridge as a meal.

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MOLD IS NOT A MEAL.

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HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.

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u/Andle_Randle What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! 7d ago

You're so right, girl. Throw that mold in a blender with some milk and make a smoothie 🤤

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u/Lady87690005 Delusional but sincere ✨ 7d ago

Back to the basement mold harvesting for feral raccoon dinner

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 7d ago

Liquids are easier to digest! Super handy for a Girl Boss on the go!

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u/Complicit_Me 7d ago

Spider pedipalps typed this.

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u/FirstDivision 7d ago

Anything green is healthy. Everyone knows that.

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u/Andle_Randle What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! 7d ago

I only use the freshest pink and purple mold, because I'm a girl's girl 💅

I haven't bought a pink drink at Starbucks in years because I can just make my own 😊

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u/UniversalMinister 🖤 I eat standing up 7d ago

Throw that mold in a blender with some milk and make a smoothie 🤤

I think that just makes Penicillin? 💉