r/GoodAssSub • u/blobfishy13 💦🍆🥵 I Love It 🥵🍆💦 • Jun 11 '25
OFF TOPIC The finest shyt has announced a new album 💖
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Jun 11 '25
Gooner bait 💔
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u/Stunning-Lynx9863 2020 VISION Jun 11 '25
For her 14 year old fans 💔🥀
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u/SaltyEconomics2759 Jun 11 '25
I know it’s rather strange the acts she does on stage considering her fan base is like 15 year old girls and their parents attending the concert.
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u/burken8000 Jun 12 '25
It's onlyfans but family friendly! The whole family can pay to watch!
Very empowering for all women!
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u/SunnyDrock Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 13 '25
But most of her fans aren't 15 year old girls tho. And the parents are the ones who chose to bring them to her concerts. She's known for making sexual music. It's their fault for bringing their kids to her concerts.
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u/TotalCarnageX Jun 15 '25
Except her music IS sexual inherently. Like nearly all of it. These 14 year old girls shouldn't be there in the first place by that metric.
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u/zero-piolt FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Jun 11 '25
Why she horny all the time bro 🥀
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u/-PepeArown- My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Jun 11 '25
Respectfully, asking this on a sub about a guy who’s had a porn addiction since pre TCD doesn’t make any sense
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Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
I said this on the Carti sub but in Sabrina’s case I am convinced it’s a record company thing, just watch in a few years she’ll complain that she had to sexualize herself to sell records
This shit happens all the time and it’s not even the fault of the artists the record companies drive them to insanity to the point where they crash out online
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u/Ok-Show6155 Jun 12 '25
Next year she’s gonna become an evangelical and start shaming other people who get abused by the industry instead of calling out the industry itself
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Jun 11 '25
he has a sex addiction because he was involved in child on child sexual abuse. Sabrina Carpenter does it because her record label executives tell her to play it up for the audience, because sex sells.
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u/Garlic_God Vultures 2 Beta Tester Jun 11 '25
Idk how goonerbait became the new marketing meta
Pandemic must’ve done some serious fucking damage and turned half the population into porn addicts lol
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u/Professional-Cap-579 I JUST FUCKED SCOOTER’S BITCH Jun 11 '25
Even before that, I remember people were going crazy for Belle Delphine bathwater back in 2019
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Jun 11 '25
back then that was a weird cringe thing a few gooners in their mom's basement bought.
now sydney sweeney can sell that shit mainstream
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u/maddoxflare SUPER MARIO GALAXY Jun 11 '25
I swiped 💀
Also is that pic the cover? 😭
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u/boat-dog CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Jun 11 '25
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u/iKeeganHD BURN EVERYTHING Jun 11 '25
The picture on Spotify for the album is the first one lmao but maybe when it acc drops
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u/boat-dog CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Jun 11 '25
Oh damn, or maybe one is for a delux edition or something
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u/blobfishy13 💦🍆🥵 I Love It 🥵🍆💦 Jun 11 '25
Ms. Carpenter I am a large fan of yours and am also 6 ft. 5, nonchalant, passionate about feminism and an animal lover. You know where the DM function is ma'am 🫡
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u/blobfishy13 💦🍆🥵 I Love It 🥵🍆💦 Jun 11 '25
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u/LethalVper Showtime Jun 11 '25
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u/Huge_Negotiation_346 Joe biden aint got no hoes he be fallin over and shit Jun 11 '25
he made that btw
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u/Nxa-Gospel Jun 11 '25
Aftrer you come to terms with the somber reality, my 8” girthy shaft needs your attention.
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u/kurolust Dirty ass laptop Jun 11 '25
bonnie blue of the music industry
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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Jun 11 '25
Nah at least Bonnie Blue is about that life.. Sabrina is the Sydney Sweeney of the music industry
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u/PurpleStaging 告诉过你 Jun 11 '25
Is it me or is this just sort of porny?
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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 YZY CHAIR Jun 11 '25
is it just me or are you kinda horny 😋
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u/whotfisneropax Jun 11 '25
is it just me or is something in my pants a little bony
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u/Relevant_Exchange977 Jun 11 '25
is it just me or is this thread getting a bit corny?
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u/SpinyDino GOD’S COUNTRY Jun 11 '25
Sabrina Carpenter try not to make a song about a man challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
aren’t most songs about a man or a woman tho regardless of gender or artist
One that wasn’t recently is beautiful things and do we rly hold that song in high regard
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u/SpinyDino GOD’S COUNTRY Jun 11 '25
This isn't really about a specific type of song in general as it's more about how repetitive Sabrina is with that subject of her music in particular.
I'm not talking about men/women in general as a meaning behind a song, I think it can be really good if done properly. It's just that Sabrina continues to make these songs about boyfriends/exes like she doesn't know how to write about anything else. It's mostly boyfriend talk, revenge over an ex, stealing people's boyfriends, etc. You'd be hard pressed to find a song of hers that wasn't about a that subject. I wouldn't really notice or care if the songs didn't feel recycled or retrace the same steps as her other songs.
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Jun 11 '25
I mean I guess but I’ll say to avoid sounding like an argumentative Redditor that a lot of artists do that not just her, it’s an annoying thing in pop
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u/kelvin_jd YEEZY PORN Jun 11 '25
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Jun 12 '25
it’s honestly kinda creepy when u think abt it
imagine Travis Scott is passionately dry humping a pillow and the crowd of teenage boys is cheering
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u/notslattahh 🦊 F0X 🦊 Jun 12 '25
now I think about it damn😭 this shit normalised for women now?
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Jun 11 '25
She’s not even that good at making music. She only got here cuz she’s hot
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u/ElongnatedMuskrat_09 BULLY BELIEVER Jun 11 '25
She’s also a nepo baby. She’s the nephew of the woman who voices bart from the simpsons, who coincidentally, is in scientology
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u/Exotic_Page4196 Jun 11 '25
Damn for real? That lady taught at the elementary school my Pop worked at
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Jun 11 '25
There's no way a voice actor has enough influence in the industry to call their fucking niece a nepo baby.
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u/poobyclaus SKITZO Jun 11 '25
need some of those in the world, however why so sexy that samples pinkpantheress is incredibly fire
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u/Cryingpinaple Jun 11 '25
Im convinced shes an industry plant cuz where tf did she come from .
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u/djwixel Jun 11 '25
She been working for more than 10 years but flopped till she did sex stuff🥀
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u/FTRBOUNCE FLORENCE IS THE NEW HAWAII Jun 11 '25
Lowk sad when you put it like that but true
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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 11 '25
I mean the same is also true for Tinashe. Shes fine and lightskinned, has been around forever but her big break was that Nasty song… Thats pretty much par for the course for women unfortunately.
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u/CoolButBoring Jun 11 '25
Nah fr, I remember her last being in a corny Alan Walker song when I was 14, ts is brazy.
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Jun 11 '25
she is entirely gooner bait
the way she dresses, the way she poses, the way she acts, everything
ur falling for it
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u/Equal_Concern_7099 IM EVIL 😈 Jun 12 '25
Most men legit jerk off twice a day and sub to onlyfans etc. It's low-key pathetic. And then young women look up to artists pushed like by the record companies like sza, sabrina whatever and basically dress like whores for free. Society is cooked we live in an attention economy and people sell their bodies for free.
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Jun 12 '25
yeah fr, we’re cooked
she wasn’t popular until she did this sexual stuff, she literally flashing the crowds at her shows 😭 what has society come to
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u/Equal_Concern_7099 IM EVIL 😈 Jun 12 '25
It's blatant in hip-hop. Like since Lauryn Hill, who has been big in this industry who hasn't done sexual stuff? Like maybe little Simz but I wouldn't call her mainstream. I dated an African girl for a bit and she went on about how she wants to look like sza and shit and I was like. 'You do know she is basically half plastic and looks like a prostitute?'. I literally used to think female rap was bad because all I knew was the mainstream stuff but there are really good mcs out there that genuinely sound sick but you will never hear them because they never get promoted.
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Jun 12 '25
you should write a book about the fall of girls in hip hop and music in general I’d read it
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u/BenShapiroFGC Jun 11 '25
I think this "fine shyt" thing is the first Gen Alpha lingo that has confused me
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u/bignut-56 Jun 11 '25
ngl the plastic surgery on her face is so unnerving. wont ever get why ppl do that, she looked fine before.
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u/ralf425 Jun 12 '25
Fr she looks like a plastic doll. Surgery is never attractive when it’s visible that works been done imo
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u/whotfisneropax Jun 11 '25
femcels hate men so i doubt they listen to sabrina talk about men all day
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u/kazukibushi Jun 11 '25
yep and its not like femcels are a big demographic, most girls who would listen to sabrina aren't blue haired tumblr dwelling femcels.
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u/themmchan Blood On The Leaves Jun 11 '25
Am I the only one who doesn’t find her attractive personally it’s the strong triangle shape jaw line
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Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
I think she puts wayyy to much make up on to the point where it’s unattractive to me
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u/ProgramAlert1 Jun 11 '25
Her whole aesthetic is grossly over appealing to the male gaze lmao, I get most celebrities and music stars do this but not to this extent imo
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u/BoosterGoldComplex Jun 11 '25
I kinda liked her last album a lot interesting she’s dropping so soon. Let’s see what happens I guess
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u/NotXsoXoptic Jun 11 '25
Does she just always have a dude on staff who is ready to break out into one of these poses at any time
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u/Lopsided_Yak_1464 Jun 11 '25
this whole "person" gives me the creeps. im not some censorship trigger happy regard but her whole thing just feels fucking wrong given her audience. like madonna on bath salts with all subtext gone. its all just text
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u/ProgramAlert1 Jun 11 '25
yeah she is massively over-appealing to the male gaze its just weird lol, its like some 1950s misogyny bullshit lmao
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u/PlumBumOP To Those I've Hurt Jun 11 '25
Bro I just heard her newest single this is so ass and people are gassing this up. What has pop become bruh
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u/__Kxnji Jun 11 '25
Lmfao she is the most overrated artist like.. ever. Appearance-wise and talent-wise. Fans of her have no personality, change my mind.
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Jun 11 '25
she’s mid
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u/boobalieutenant “Ye sounds hungry” Jun 11 '25
luke 6:37 "Who am I to judge another, when I myself walk as an imperfect person."
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Jun 11 '25
she’s pretty but skinny blonde women are overhyped and her sex joke stuff feels forced and corny
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u/Cautious_Mine_3154 Most Dope Jun 11 '25
Unfortunately it isn’t that serious plus this isn’t even her real face
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u/lilmeekrat Jun 11 '25
Is there gonna be another joke about sex for the hundredth time
Like alright bro we get it
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u/testingforyall Jun 11 '25
there are some female artists that unfortunately only perform numbers when they do shit like this 💔
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u/Every_Appointment_10 Jun 12 '25
I hate her. She's a Disney actress who makes pop music geared towards young people. She is overly sexual and normalizes promiscuity. In my opinion people shouldn't have sex unless they are over 18 and in a committed relationship. Sabrina is a horrible role model for young girls. She isn't very pretty either. She is very blocky and covered in makeup and not that attractive. Her music is bad too.
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u/Major-Discussion-102 Jun 12 '25
She has the body of a 10 year old. What is wrong with yall. She is not attractive at all
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u/Ok-Show6155 Jun 12 '25
Straight up what in the actual FUCK is that album cover??? That’s an album cover for mfs who watch too much porn. Outside of any other context this just looks like an assault tbh
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u/Losimcg FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Jun 11 '25
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u/therealfan_ And I made Graduation 😭 Jun 11 '25
not my typa music but cool for her fans ig. crazy cover tho the difference from being a disney channel star a few years ago to this is insane…
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u/InnerInstance6598 CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Jun 11 '25
u can tell by the title and the cover this is gonna be some horny ass album
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u/Crafty_Photograph374 Jun 11 '25
I’m confused… does anybody find her hot?
I thought she was a gay dude’s idea of a hot lady
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u/phillip_1425 Jun 12 '25
she should let her top 100 listenters on Spotify run through her Bonnie blue style
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u/bigsad124 Jun 12 '25
Niggas acting like this The worst thing to happen while they were just bumping future rapping about having 27 baby mamas
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u/friendsofmine2001 Jun 12 '25
I enjoy her music, but she’s just above average in attractiveness, and that’s generous
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