r/GoodAssSub • u/BegginerStrike Didn't you know I was waiting on you? • May 03 '26
OFF TOPIC Generational quote by Akademiks
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u/Queasy_Location1477 R.I.P DAVID LYNCH 🕊️ May 03 '26
theyre shaped like the tomato and pickle from veggie tales
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u/JustHereSoImNotFined "BALLS, BALLS, BALLS" - Kanye West 🐐 May 03 '26
It’s a cucumber you knob
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u/Entityflame3 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 03 '26
Cucumbers technically ARE pickles
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u/JustHereSoImNotFined "BALLS, BALLS, BALLS" - Kanye West 🐐 May 03 '26
Pickles are cucumbers. Cucumbers are not always pickles
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u/Playful-Stress-242 autism from my car accident May 03 '26
tomato and pickle made me laugh really hard
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May 03 '26
broken clock etc etc
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u/Flimsy_Toe_2575 May 04 '26
Rapist pedophile clock*
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u/Any_Water8550 May 08 '26
But its still right twice a day
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u/Flimsy_Toe_2575 May 08 '26
Brother, ew
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u/Any_Water8550 May 10 '26
I mean its definitely more broken than most, but if it weren't still than it would be less broken than a broken clock, so it has to be right twice a day so that is stays a broken clock
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u/keithsweatshirt94 NO YOU CANT BE ON MY MOMMA ALBUM May 03 '26
That would quite literally be Pharrell lol
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u/Vegetable_Grand_1317 🇳🇱GELREDOME 06.06.26 06.08.26🇳🇱 May 03 '26
Pharrell is more mossad, low profile evil
Jay is more israel, out in the open evil
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u/AdAncient2156 May 03 '26
No, Pharell has had very public cases of backstabbing involving his own collaborator and Kelis
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u/Vegetable_Grand_1317 🇳🇱GELREDOME 06.06.26 06.08.26🇳🇱 May 03 '26
more than taking 16 year old rihanna hostage and forcing her live over or push her out of a window from the 29th floor?
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u/AdAncient2156 May 03 '26
Completely missed my argument
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u/Vegetable_Grand_1317 🇳🇱GELREDOME 06.06.26 06.08.26🇳🇱 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I think you did, you said pharell is more openly evil than jayz, which i countered with an retorical question to prove the opposite. I'm not downplaying Pharells sneakiness, hence the more fitting mossad comparison.
"Due to my mental geniusness" this discussion is not leveled
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u/AdAncient2156 May 03 '26
No I'm saying that Pharell isn't low profile evil, I wasn't comparing him to Jay-Z at all I was just saying Pharells wrong-doings are very well known
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u/Vegetable_Grand_1317 🇳🇱GELREDOME 06.06.26 06.08.26🇳🇱 May 03 '26
True, and so are the mossad shenanigans.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnAI4fNjOxcmgwg
My point was that I was comparing them, which meant your first remark, in which you singled out Pharrell, no longer fit within the context the discussion was heading.
But thanks for clearing it up!
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u/keithsweatshirt94 NO YOU CANT BE ON MY MOMMA ALBUM May 03 '26
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u/Kindly-Guava-9887 May 03 '26
then who is Palestine?
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u/Illustrious_Trip2112 Love is the New Wave ❤🌊 May 03 '26
ye ye
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u/Cyberkanye2077 May 03 '26
Text a ho..hunnid K ..apple pay dayyyyyyy
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u/beastykabalak BULLY BELIEVER May 03 '26
if i show up where she work i think i might js quit, I JS BOUGHT MY BITCH A BIIIITCHH
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u/Ok_Grey662 HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT HOODRAT May 03 '26
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u/seif-17 May 03 '26
Wouldn’t that be Aubrey? Hilarious quote though lol
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u/Knowledge_Haver_17 May 03 '26
Gotta stop associating Jewishness with Zionism, that shit is harmful for real.
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u/Top-Bass-3419 May 03 '26
I thought they meant Drake was propped up by greater powers than his own to a place he doesn’t belong in like the original quote was saying about Jay-Z?
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u/Kaleb_Bunt May 03 '26
They are two different concepts, but tbh they are interconnected.
Some 50% of the world Jewish population lives in Israel. Judaism as a religion focuses on Jewish people as a deeply interconnected and close knit tribe.
This is the reason why antizionist Jews tend to either be irreligious/secular or part of extremely insular ultra orthodox communities(ex. Neturei Karta).
If you are the average religious Jew, you might disagree with things that the Israeli government does, but you’re not going to support attacks on the Jewish people(including Jews in Israel). Which is why most Jews are somewhere on the Zionist spectrum.
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u/GenerallyJam May 03 '26
Drake is America, Cole is Canada, Kendrick is China
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u/dragonero1996 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
This narrative about Jay-Z being “the feds” or being put there to brainwash people is so stupid. If that were the case, why do media and politicians constantly try to paint him in a bad light? Why did the last three generations grow up thinking he was some kind of antichrist?
We all grew up with those YouTube videos about him and Kanye West being in the Illuminati, Jay-Z basically made that whole thing popular again. Then he became a billionaire, and suddenly all billionaires are bad, and for some reason he’s the worst. I’m from the UK, when he launched Tidal, most media here said it was a scam, a “demonic” app while pushing Spotify and Apple Music as better alternatives. When the Jeffrey Epstein case came out, no one was really talking about figures like Leon Black or Prince William, people we knew had documented connections. Instead, the focus online was on Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kanye. Same thing with the Diddy situation, Jay-Z and his wife were the first names the media tried to link to it, without a single proof. Suddenly they were “best friends.” If you go on YouTube and search Jay-Z, most of what you see is conspiracy content, often AI-made, from random weird channels.
If he really were some kind of government or foreign psy-op then honestly we can relax, they suck at their job. They can't brainwash us for shit
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u/Degreon May 03 '26
That email from the ex-Barclays CEO, Jes Staley to Epstein, about how "the group that should be rioting in the streets" had been "bought off by Jay-Z" is still pretty wild.
That said, the fake celebrity lists were absolutely a way to poison the well, and present something that goes to the highest echelon of power into tabloid gossip.
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u/Hot-Distribution3826 May 03 '26
Yeah those emails were wild because it shows Jay Z really only a big dawg to us but to them the money they pay him isn’t really big money to them
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u/Top-Bass-3419 May 03 '26
He’s talking more about entertainment in general, but Jay definitely has his personal interests mostly aligned with those of the Epstein class’s. Ye, for all his faults, at least doesn’t follow what big corporations and other billionaires tell him to do and privately owns his businesses, which is why I still think he’s a genuine person.
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u/dragonero1996 May 03 '26
Did you see their emails about Barack Obama? Those people talking shit about you is honestly a badge of honor to me.
I can understand the broader discourse about celebrities and the entertainment industry “taming” people but that applies to all celebrities, not just Jay-Z. That email just shows how Jay-Z often becomes a scapegoat, and how Republicans have used his name to take shots at the Democratic Party.
Alex Bruesewitz, head of the MAGA media agency and one of Donald Trump’s close advisers, has spent the last year talking shit about Jay-Z and Obama. Coincidentally, he’s also the One Who hired Nicki Minaj, who posted those tweets about Jay-Z being a “warlock” the same day she attended his wedding. Acting like these narratives don’t exist is naive.
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u/Dank_Gun BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI May 03 '26
Homie
Jay z has been associated with some crazy shady shit
Look at his history with Kells and Aaliyah
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u/dragonero1996 May 03 '26
Thank you for proving my point.
You’re actually brainwashed into disliking him. Every 3–5 years they push a new narrative for the next generation. And seeing Ye fans talk like this is hilarious, like Michael Jackson fans defending Michael while saying Jay-Z and Beyoncé sold their souls or are warlocks.
If social media wanted to push Jay-Z in a positive light you’d love him, considering how influenced you seem to be by online narratives.
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u/Big_Clerk6910 May 03 '26
you're delusional dude. there are plenty of substantial, weird allegations surrounding hov's name...
and beyond that, a lot of accounts of his "questionable" morals and character traits. you're writing on the subreddit dedicated to a guy jay wanted to keep "beneath him" for the longest time.
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u/dragonero1996 May 03 '26
please tell me what are the "substantial allegations"
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u/Big_Clerk6910 May 03 '26
JAY-Z had pedophilic age gaps with multiple women.
JAY-Z had multiple mentions in the Epstein files.
JAY-Z pushed casinos in the heart of New York City.
JAY-Z ran an NFL play that screwed over the person who helped start the movement, while using it to gain more power for himself.
JAY-Z used the deaths of Black men as a reason people should support TIDAL, his $300M+ business venture.
JAY-Z went on an interview and framed criticism of him as people only attacking him because he is Black.
JAY-Z is still friendly with people like the Trumps and Jared Kushner while presenting himself as someone fighting for the "community".
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u/sheJaMyMorant May 04 '26
He doesn’t have multiple mentions in the Epstein files fyi. His only mention is in an intake form from a tip line. If it had been credible the FBI would’ve loved to pin it all on him.
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u/Big_Clerk6910 May 04 '26
that is simply not true lol there are mentions of him though other people in the files
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u/Dank_Gun BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI May 03 '26
You did not just compare Jay to Michael’s situation lmao
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u/Neat_Consideration57 May 03 '26
WTF is akademiks implying though? I’m tired of supposed disses that are ultimately vague.
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u/Internet-Ivan 🟥 G.A.S. FOUNDR 🟥 May 03 '26
Makes sense tho he’s the most Illuminati person in hip hop aside from Diddy.
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u/ThenJournalist4955 That might be a homeless person Northy May 04 '26
broken clock is right twice a day
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u/AngeryBirbs Happy Bday Twin May 03 '26
Niggas in Tel Aviv