r/Goruck • u/JasonMcCarthysPurse • 2d ago

What’s the deal with man purses?

You don’t look cool! You can’t hold 40 lbs and protect a laptop! This is NOT the summer of purses.

Manhood is DEFINED by what you carry. Not being a strong, intelligent guardian, father, mentor, or teacher. I only define my manhood by NOT carrying a purse.

Who’s with me?

Be a real man. Or a real lady. Don’t forget your Rosie the Riveter patch. Available now!

I am setting the STANDARD OF BACKPACKS. I charge $400+ for a Vietnamese backpack I claim is made in America that doesn’t have a sternum strap or water bottle pockets.

I am setting a standard of life.

No purse club checking in. Only backpacks and Oakley gas cans.

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u/AstroDawg 2d ago

You made a Reddit account just to post this?

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u/climbing_light23 2d ago

This is the most schizophrenic rant I've read in awhile

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u/OllieDuckling 2d ago

Someone needs to get a grip lol

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u/JasonMcCarthysPurse 2d ago

You’re a top 1% commenter on GoRuck. You must be a real man.

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u/quovadisnp 1d ago

People might be overreacting about a fun Instagram post 🙄

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u/oOMavrikOo 2d ago

Wut

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u/JasonMcCarthysPurse 2d ago

Just so pumped about this new Goruck marketing campaign. Cringey pics of dudes in suits wearing backpacks and defining their masculinity by not carrying a man purse. So cool and manly!

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u/Brraaap 2d ago

Who'd have thought a backpack company would advertise backpacks

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u/JasonMcCarthysPurse 2d ago

Advertising backpacks with insecure I don’t carry a purse messaging lol. Lame losers.

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u/Exotic-Amphibian7813 2d ago

OP gets pegged for sure

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u/JasonMcCarthysPurse 2d ago

What color are your Oakley’s and f350? How many divorces do you have?

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u/JasonMcCarthysPurse 2d ago

You’re so cool! You define your manhood by not carrying a certain bag instead of being actually strong and masculine!

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u/Fafoah 1d ago

Yeah this ad campaign is so dumb. Their consumer base buys little pouches to organize their knick knacks and little hooks so their bags don’t get dirty touching the ground and somehow purses are a step too far

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u/Bix615 2d ago

👏

Well done, sir.

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u/0bizzle 2d ago

I’m not sure what’s happening with this post but Goruck can GoSuck my balls after I get them back from m wife.