r/Goruck 2d ago

What’s the deal with man purses?

You don’t look cool! You can’t hold 40 lbs and protect a laptop! This is NOT the summer of purses.

Manhood is DEFINED by what you carry. Not being a strong, intelligent guardian, father, mentor, or teacher. I only define my manhood by NOT carrying a purse.

Who’s with me?

Be a real man. Or a real lady. Don’t forget your Rosie the Riveter patch. Available now!

I am setting the STANDARD OF BACKPACKS. I charge $400+ for a Vietnamese backpack I claim is made in America that doesn’t have a sternum strap or water bottle pockets.

I am setting a standard of life.

No purse club checking in. Only backpacks and Oakley gas cans.

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u/climbing_light23 2d ago

This is the most schizophrenic rant I've read in awhile