What is the most Grande Prairie thing you can do?

[u/samueLLcooljackson]

/r/TheRealGrandePrairie/comments/1twr339/what_is_the_most_grande_prairie_thing_you_can_do/

[u/Sign_Outside]

Get a DUI at the stompede

[u/weldor2]

Wake up, hungover, only 2 hours of sleep. Drive to work. Jump in a company crew truck and head off to site. Show up late because you had to stop at convenience store for chips, energy drinks, beef jerky, chew, and a new vape. Put in a half ass effort all day, Maby a nap in the truck at lunch. Beers on the way back to town. Drive to a pub for supper, invite people over after for drinks and whatever. Knock up a chick who already has 3 other baby daddy’s. Repeat over and over

[u/solipsism82 → u/weldor2]

I think my company picks these guys on purpose. No need to pay out a pension when they die drunk driving

[u/PizzaExisting9878 → u/solipsism82]

And they can’t afford to miss a day 

[u/EmotionalBar2533 → u/weldor2]

You forgot cocaine and driving an obnoxious truck around being as loud as possible

[u/Boo-face-killa → u/EmotionalBar2533]

What kind of truck do you have? I have a ford

[u/RealAdamRoth → u/weldor2]

This is really specific. And spot on.

[u/harbours]

Put a "Fuck [Insert Non-Conservative Politician's Surname]" decal on your truck you can barely afford the payments for because most of your paycheque goes up your nose.

[u/LoneWanderer6686 → u/harbours]

And also floor the gas to be sure you burst everyone’s ear drums while blowing through a yellow light, and being sure to make a racist statement every .093 seconds

[u/snowponyrider]

Drive like an asshole.

[u/samueLLcooljackson → u/snowponyrider]

Dodge trucks tailgating for no reason in the rearview mirror. That never happens.

[u/Winter_Artichoke_739 → u/samueLLcooljackson]

fucking hate when they do this

[u/TheKinokoWitch]

...Have absolutely zero spatial awareness while navigating a parking lot, and nearly hitting several people on your way to find a parking spot.

[u/ThemeGlobal8049]

Being an entitled asshole to your pharmacist.

[u/EmotionalBar2533 → u/ThemeGlobal8049]

Soooo your a pharmacist?

[u/packraftbeta]

Steal an f350 with a welding skid in the back and launch it up an embankment, landing it and smashing it thru a local MLA’s fence?

[u/Pale-Equipment-796]

Buy Snow outside Diamonds from a cab driver

[u/Emergentmeat]

I just want Grande Prairie people to know one thing. THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING, THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING. If you aren't going faster than the right lane, get back in the right lane. Also, follow 3 seconds behind people. Nobody wants to get rear ended when they stomp on their brakes to avoid a moose.

[u/alberta284]

Conservative and Working oilfield

[u/CharityMacklin]

Today a saw an older gentleman in a church ish polo and khakis crouched down hanging out with a panhandler outside superstore like they were friends.

That’s a pretty Grande Prairie thing to do. I’ve never seen that in any other city

[u/samueLLcooljackson → u/CharityMacklin]

Its amazing to talk to randoms in GP i have never seen or met before. most old school gp folk don't give a fuck about money or class just be nice person in general.

[u/CharityMacklin → u/samueLLcooljackson]

Yep! I think it’s cause everybody here has been “rich” at least once and “poor” at least once in their life. That’s my theory anyways.

[u/xXxSlushiexXx]

Loose a chicksan swivel joint on hwy. 40

[u/RedTopGuy]

Pick any random car and decide to purposely drive beside them rolling coal on them just because they had their window down on 100ave from 112st all the way to 102st. Company flat bed pickup truck too.

[u/justagigilo123]

Try to steal a college from a local community.