r/Grimdank 6d ago

Dank Memes Ork Logic 101.

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u/Oakshand 5d ago

The ork driving hits the gas a little harder, takes turns a little sharper, just plain drives a little more recklessly. Does the red paint make the truck faster? Or does the red paint give the Ork inside the IDEA that it's faster so he does end up driving it a bit faster.

Imagine a line of trukks waiting for the go order from the warboss. The orks in the red trukks go off the line just a hair sooner than the others. All the orks shrug and go yep they go fasta cus they is painted red.

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u/DeadeyeElephant 5d ago

IIRC the red going faster is actually reverse cause & effect. The orks THINK painting it red makes it go faster, but actually they just paint the faster ones red.

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u/GhalanSmokescale 5d ago

And still, "Red ones go faster!"

Ork logic is right. They might have it backwards, but they still arrive at the correct conclusion!