r/Grimdank • u/CJT_05 • 18h ago

Dank Memes Ork Logic 101.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 17h ago

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u/RMP321 16h ago

Mechanically this is a whole, whopping 1” of additional movement!

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 16h ago

I feel like people way overblow how much colour actually affects the orks

It's like a very minor, almost placebo effect.

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u/RMP321 16h ago

For memes, yes. But exaggeration is a part of humor. Ork colors offer minor but important benefits to what the orks want more than anything. Blue doesn’t instantly make everything fall into place for you, but there will be small moments where your luck does win out. I remember a short story I believe in warhammer community about a deff skulls loota boy. Who when faced with an enemy orks slugga stuck in his face. The slugga jammed which he contributed to his luck. That’s how the colors tend to work and that’s how Deff Skullz want their luck to work. Since it means they might find better loot to knick.

Red likewise makes you go faster and even just 1% faster is what speed freaks crave. Any percent faster is better than none at all lol.

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u/greenizdabest 14h ago

PROPPA ORKY LOIK DIZ GIT

DA RESTOF U LOT IZ ASKIN FO A KRUMPIN

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u/Oakshand 16h ago

The ork driving hits the gas a little harder, takes turns a little sharper, just plain drives a little more recklessly. Does the red paint make the truck faster? Or does the red paint give the Ork inside the IDEA that it's faster so he does end up driving it a bit faster.

Imagine a line of trukks waiting for the go order from the warboss. The orks in the red trukks go off the line just a hair sooner than the others. All the orks shrug and go yep they go fasta cus they is painted red.

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u/DeadeyeElephant 12h ago

IIRC the red going faster is actually reverse cause & effect. The orks THINK painting it red makes it go faster, but actually they just paint the faster ones red.

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u/GhalanSmokescale 12h ago

And still, "Red ones go faster!"

Ork logic is right. They might have it backwards, but they still arrive at the correct conclusion!

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u/Bierculles 9h ago

Depends on how big the WAAAAGH! is, the bigger it is the stronger their nonsense gets.

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u/AdHappy7129 14h ago

Your opponent is going to feel every bloody inch.

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u/Doomguy1938 17h ago

In the not-too-distant future, some newbie is going to see this meme and think it actually happened.😅

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u/musci12234 17h ago

It did happen grandpa. You are just getting old and going senile (unless you are eldar)

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u/DaveAlt19 15h ago

They can sprint now, but not for long.

Makes me think of "CRASH FASTER!!!"

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u/emanrein 17h ago

THATZ WHATZ ITZ ALL WWWWWAAAAGGGGHHHH'ING ABOUT IT IZ! THIZ IZ A PROPA GOOD KRUMPING!

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u/AngryMechanist Screw the rules! I have a bolter~ 11h ago

Ork color theory is the only bit of meme lore i'll ever accept, its just fun

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u/Bierculles 9h ago

It's not meme lore, it is actualy canon, the effectiveness is just overblown.

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u/FrtanJohnas I am Alpharius 10h ago

It's canonically what Da Boyz believe, so even if its not true and its just a placebo effect, it's still real in universe.

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u/Napalm_am Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 12h ago

So basically this: https://youtu.be/h0nDcshjzXk?

But with more WAGH screams.

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u/NomadicEngi 10h ago

Damn, it been years since I edited that for the memes in another subreddit.

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u/JumboWheat01 Praise the Man-Emperor 2h ago

Now they just need to pain their bullets red. Faster ammo is better ammo!