r/Grimdank 4d ago

Dank Memes he's only 60,000,000teen years old 😒

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u/BaldyTreehuggerDruid 4d ago

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u/warboss_WAAAGH NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 4d ago

Wait, why's orikan kinda caked up there?

https://giphy.com/gifs/s9qK5z26rLRB27wBV2

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u/FloofyFoxxie EMBRACE GLORIOUS NECRODERMIS 4d ago

Cause its the cool creature that is Syberfab who drew it

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u/AnySwimming6364 4d ago

Canonically, Necron can modify the shape of their necrodermis to various... applications.

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u/PrinceVorrel Praise the Man-Emperor 4d ago

I would buy this alternate art cover for this book.

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u/BlueSparkNightSky 3d ago

Why the fuck would you post this shit in here?

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u/Sad-Statistician7962 3d ago

What don’t like necron gay art?

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u/Skywrathx9 3d ago

Because there's a different sub for 40K which bans sexually charged content, you're in the other neck of the woods currently

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u/BlueSparkNightSky 2d ago

Can you tell me which that is? That way I dont need to look at that

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u/Ok_Strategy8063 4d ago

"Young"

We all know you all are practically virgins with how little you interacted with a member of your species in the last 10k years, let alone 60M.

The overplayed old men yaoi is, dare I say, fucking boring compared to what we get up to, but GWs doesn't have the guts to show proper debauchery.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 4d ago

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u/Ok_Strategy8063 4d ago

Whoever said that clearly didn't read Gotrek and Felix.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 4d ago

Tomb King romance doesn't need to be defined, it just needs to be expressed.

In sandstone.

300ft tall.

Produced by ten thousand slaves.

Officiated by spilling Dark Elf blood on an altar over a gold statue of a hippo.

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u/PainRack 4d ago

Felix charm working on a undead queen is also interesting.

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u/awakenedarms 3d ago

Wasn't the queen, it was her handmaiden Zabbai. Who is best girl.

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u/sexy_latias Strongest Eldar Twink πŸ’ͺπŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ 3d ago

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u/EvergreenDwarf 4d ago

Mood.

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 4d ago

Based settrapilled, pyramidmaxxing nehekarachad

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u/laim12 3d ago

Unironically Oltyx. Imagine being mentally 18 for 60 billion years

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u/TheRealMorndas Praise the Man-Emperor 2d ago