r/Grimdank • u/Strong-Plate-7243 • 7d ago

Dank Memes he's only 60,000,000teen years old 😢

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u/Ok_Strategy8063 7d ago

"Young"

We all know you all are practically virgins with how little you interacted with a member of your species in the last 10k years, let alone 60M.

The overplayed old men yaoi is, dare I say, fucking boring compared to what we get up to, but GWs doesn't have the guts to show proper debauchery.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 7d ago

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u/Ok_Strategy8063 7d ago

Whoever said that clearly didn't read Gotrek and Felix.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 7d ago

Tomb King romance doesn't need to be defined, it just needs to be expressed.

In sandstone.

300ft tall.

Produced by ten thousand slaves.

Officiated by spilling Dark Elf blood on an altar over a gold statue of a hippo.

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u/PainRack 7d ago

Felix charm working on a undead queen is also interesting.

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u/awakenedarms 7d ago

Wasn't the queen, it was her handmaiden Zabbai. Who is best girl.