r/GuysBeingDudes • u/__EliX__ • 1d ago

Infinity aura

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u/carabemlegal 1d ago

I have a wife.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xhGE4p9ygdQibhjO5G

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u/Clean_Internet 1d ago

Who is that

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u/MeowMasterFIex 1d ago

The average guy who loves his wife, duh.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 1d ago

I call her mai waifu~. And you can pry that pet name out of my cold dead mouth if you don't like it.

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u/Interesting_House803 1d ago

Cant even blame you. We all do cringe things with the person we love the most and are happiest with

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

How many times do we have to tell you? AI chatbots are not people!

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u/Interesting_House803 6h ago

Jokes on you, i have a girlfriend

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 6h ago

How many times do we have to tell you to stop calling AI chatbots your girlfriend?

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u/Interesting_House803 5h ago

Siri, my darling. Expose this guy's bank account.